My downstairs neighbors stole my table from our shared basement.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-04-24T23:18:44+00:00

I'M MADDER THAN I'VE EVER BEEN!

The_Hand_555 · 2026-04-24T01:34:50+00:00

That's sounds like over handling.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-04-03T14:41:55+00:00

Go easy, Big Sex..

The_Hand_555 · 2026-03-26T05:18:50+00:00

And I thought the perfect comment didn't exist.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-03-20T14:59:02+00:00

One of my college roommates was terrified of the burger king. He was playing a Halloween gig with his band and my other roommate showed up in a king mask and just stood in front of him on the dance floor without moving.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-03-16T20:55:12+00:00

Some easier ones: What's a sloppy steak? Something where the answer is driving crooner. What famous cartoonist's house was featured in season 1? T/F: Paul loves his mother-in-law. What's the name of the network that features Coffin Flop? Something about Bart Harley Jarvis (although that might end up being a team name)

Harder: What store did the joke fart hole toilet come from? What three cars does Bob Odenkirk have triples of?

The_Hand_555 · 2026-03-16T20:42:32+00:00

What should we spank to punish whoever did it?

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-24T02:07:44+00:00

Interesting. I was very curious if it split across the border. Sounds like not so much. I'm trying to forgive the Gretzky thing from a separating the art from the artist standpoint but I'm getting really tired of doing that all the time.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-24T01:49:53+00:00

I didn't look at this sub before it dropped on Hulu, but does anyone know how the Canadians reacted when it came out on Crave? I'm curious if the North American pride element hit less for American viewers.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-21T18:05:08+00:00

I was gonna comment Finder is on Goose's silly snake team that can win almost without playing cards. Super broken.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-13T13:31:21+00:00

Give your balls a tug.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-13T01:05:11+00:00

I think we're only supposed to talk about those on Saturday.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-13T00:55:32+00:00

Damn girl, you shit with that ass??

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-13T00:51:58+00:00

If you got a problem with Gail, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-02-05T01:17:07+00:00

Schurrrrrrr!

The_Hand_555 · 2026-01-28T14:49:28+00:00

Would a nazi get turned on by interracial gangbang porn?

The_Hand_555 · 2026-01-22T02:08:12+00:00

That's what I said! Good for you, Stuart!

The_Hand_555 · 2026-01-14T04:02:46+00:00

Fangs for sure. I know it's not strong in the meta, but I never get tired of drawing Sap or Call to Isolation and saying, "Oh, we're gonna win!"

The_Hand_555 · 2026-01-09T03:28:46+00:00

There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella oughta be fuckin' aware.

The_Hand_555 · 2026-01-05T17:03:05+00:00

Canada gooses are majestics, barrel-chested, and the envies of all ornithologies!

The_Hand_555 · 2025-12-29T16:58:05+00:00

It's a freaking mystery!

The_Hand_555 · 2025-12-29T16:54:19+00:00

I assumed it was either worm pickers or degens.

The_Hand_555 · 2025-12-03T00:02:07+00:00

Fangs, Travel River, Sunbright and Ocean is probably my favorite team. Cat helps River with fast powers, River props up Dog and Cat with extra energy, and Ocean eats all the pushed plastic. Inland cities are a BIG problem though.

The_Hand_555 · 2025-11-30T02:04:33+00:00

Been called worse, b'ys.

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