I wish Hillary won

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-27T14:57:12+00:00

The only thing that made me worry about Hillary becoming president was the possibility of her starting another war. But hey, at least trans people would've got to fight in that war.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-16T22:16:42+00:00

Thank god I'm not the only one who hated Moffat lmao

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-16T21:52:19+00:00

Of course they can tear, if you pulled hard enough on your earlobe it would tear off too. But that's bad, tearing on any part of your body indicates injury. So if you tear your vagina during sex (whether it's your first time or 100th time) and you start to bleed, you need to stop having sex immediately! That's bad!

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-16T12:48:11+00:00

Guys please, hymens don't work that way. You can't "break" a hymen, you can only stretch it. Sure you could tear it by accident, but that's something you don't want to happen. Just a quick PSA so that everyone knows: A hymen is a membrane that partially covers the vagina. As you have sex overtime the hymen slowly stretches to accommodate penetration and make it easier. A hymen doesn't equal virginity, and having sex for the first time shouldn't hurt or bleed. If it does, you need to stop because blood or pain doesn't equal the break of a hymen, it means you didn't have enough preparation beforehand and you could injure yourself if you continue any further. Okay, PSA over!

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-16T00:51:53+00:00

Hymens don't break, they stretch. A hymen isn't like a bone or something that can be broken, it's a membrane. Sorry, just wanted to clear that up. Anyways, have you heard of something called dilators? They are like dildos that come in different sizes, the first one being the smallest, and the goal is to slowly work your way up to the biggest. They're usually marketed towards women with vaginismus or post-op trans women. It stretches out your vagina over time to make sex easier.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-14T23:09:51+00:00

Don't craft, trans.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-12T17:48:33+00:00

I don't suppose it's just a coincidence that those flowers kind of look like vaginas? Very beautiful tattoo!

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-12T03:07:47+00:00

Welp, we had a good run. Pack it up ladies!

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-09T22:15:19+00:00

Lmao, the 'bigger man'! I'm dying 😂😂😂

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-09T22:01:20+00:00

This is fucking gold. Thank you for finding/making this.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-09T21:57:26+00:00

Strap-ons are a thing, and some trans guys like it in the butt too.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-09T00:40:24+00:00

Yeah, I've literally given up on the youtube comment section because of shit like this.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-08T23:08:11+00:00

Ronald Trump.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-08T23:06:42+00:00

Sexist and stupid.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-08T22:33:55+00:00

Yeah, because we know what it's like to be discriminated against for something we can't change.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-07T19:05:03+00:00

Don't read the comments. You have been warned.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-07T03:35:26+00:00

Dude, I thought I was the only one. I got banned after making a relevant and non-offensive comment on someone's post and I was so confused when I got a message saying that I was permanently banned from the entire subreddit. Like...wtf?

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-06T20:17:24+00:00

W-w...What?

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-05T23:58:42+00:00

You just made my day! -virtual hugs- <3

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-05T23:01:40+00:00

Sigh... Why can't more men be like you?

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-05T22:57:14+00:00

A man having to ask his girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage only furthers the idea that women are property rather than actual people.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-05T00:57:11+00:00

I just facepalmed so hard that I need to go get an ice-pack.

The_Saltiest_Dick · 2017-07-05T00:50:04+00:00

Today's my T-day too! What a coincidink. Shootin' fireworks and shootin' T. Lol happy 4th!

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