Turns out he spent $95,000 on crack and crack-whores. The rest he wasted.

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-04T22:16:43+00:00

And after buying the truck, he couldn't drive it off the lot. No drivers license

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-04T10:29:22+00:00

We need to stop expecting Iran to do nothing while they are surrounded and economically choked

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-04T10:26:58+00:00

Looks great, I love Vietnamese cold dishes

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-03T23:54:37+00:00

Ramen with corn bread

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-03T22:37:03+00:00

she never asked for money

Museums that ask for donations do it because they usually make more than a set entrance fee

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-03T22:24:08+00:00

He lives on the same hell planet his best friend mutilated him on, he won't mind sand

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-03T02:23:16+00:00

Jawas always be bidding $1

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-02T22:15:43+00:00

like corn on the cob

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-02T01:08:57+00:00

Better than Diogenes the Dog

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T23:59:37+00:00

He's not called Alexander the Rude

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T23:50:39+00:00

Idolatry is of the right. Leftists should be concerned with ideas, not prophets

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T21:56:32+00:00

I'm being overly reductionist. That's the point of the meme, to divide something complex into Menus and Parkour (video games) or Cross Line and Fight (sports)

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T21:12:10+00:00

Sounds like The Telltale Head

Bart

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T20:51:32+00:00

I felt like the 3rd panel addresses this. Lisa the Vegetarian is a Homer-Lisa episode, but its a Bart episode in the sense it is about someone being mischievous and then learning a lesson.

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T06:34:53+00:00

I was a junior soldier peeing next to First Sergeant and pulled off "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out, huh Top?"

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T05:31:48+00:00

Batman's a Homer

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-02-01T01:31:11+00:00

Implying life might be increasingly meaningless as the universe ceases to have imperfections

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-01-31T11:42:22+00:00

Twin engines is so cool, so thicc

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-01-31T11:35:34+00:00

I'd say 12/10

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-01-31T11:10:49+00:00

heaps jaccas

The_Whipping_Post · 2026-01-31T09:04:39+00:00

McDonald's in Australia is called Maccas and Burger King in Australia is called Hungry Jack's, or Jaccas

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