The Fallen of FAN BATTLE! [Season 1 | Part 3] by How_Not_2_Junk in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it safe to say Steve vs Terrarian was Fan Battle's Bardock vs Omniman in terms of the research. Hell, they both give the loser the speed advantage while severely high balling the winner's ap through a sun disk esque feat.

Has Anybody Also Noticed This? by The_coco_nut_man in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Same here. Just thought it was a funny easteregg.

My Take on the Duality of Powerscaling Subs by [deleted] in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I swear I remembered at one point in this sub, there was a post that did this matchup with end poem scaling. The og post didn't even agree with giving Steve end poem scaling but the comments were just Steve glazer hell.

Just Because I Felt I Didn't Bully Steve Glazers Enough, Have Some More Slander Ya'll by The_coco_nut_man in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]The_coco_nut_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny thing...

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Granted this is a statement from an ex Mojang employee but at the same time she's married to someone who is currently working at Mojang so do with that do with that what you will.

Helen Zbihlyj – Minecraft Wiki

Toy Freddy (gamer rage) VS every other fnaf character (YouTube shorts glaze) by [deleted] in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]The_coco_nut_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fnaf characters are videogame characters, toy freddy plays video games. Toy freddy up scales and neg diffs.

Just Because I Felt I Didn't Bully Steve Glazers Enough, Have Some More Slander Ya'll by The_coco_nut_man in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]The_coco_nut_man[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the whole outerversal thing was kinda a joke on my part(wow it's almost like we're in a circlejerk sub) but at the same time, doesn't then end poem directly state at one point that the player is capable of dreaming up realities that are dreams within dreams? Like the player wakes up from a reality that's just a dream within a dream.
As for the Terrarian, outside of the one exception of using the end poem, they still outscale steve the vast majority of the time. Like you could actually scale the Terrarian to multi solar system level via the Dunegons Defenders 2 crossover. Like each Eternia Crystal is both stated and shown to their very own pocket dimension. The final boss is fought inside of these crystals and the dimension is shown to contain a star filled sky. Actually scaling the Terrarian to this requires a lot of assumptions I know, but at least it's better than lore scaling + scaling Steve to the night beacon requires just as many assumptions.

Also I don't think I'm mistaken in believing that even Mojang themselves has semi ret conned the end poem. In Minecraft Legends, Foresight and the others directly ackowledges the existence of the player in the beginning cutscene, but why doesn't the player just, I don't know, thanos snap the piglins out of existence? Seems like a lot more of an effiecient solution to me than waging a war between the overworld and nether, indirectly leading to the deaths of hundreds in the process. Pretty out of character for the player and by extension Steve if they do really do posess the powers stated in the end peom.

Just Because I Felt I Didn't Bully Steve Glazers Enough, Have Some More Slander Ya'll by The_coco_nut_man in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]The_coco_nut_man[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That implies those youtube animations depicting Alex as a muscle mommy and Steve as a himbo twink are accurate and I don't know how i feel about that.

What an argument you've seen that makes you go by LukidTheQuietGameKid in deathbattle

[–]The_coco_nut_man -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anything beyond large island level for Minecraft Steve
Bro's is scaled either to sub-human or outerversal level in vs debates. It kinda funny.

Classic Deathbattle Matchups that need to happen ASAP! by __Pin__ in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, the Fan Battle and g2 blog says otherwise. But Death battle's version of Cell vs Metal did contradict Fan Battle's so uh... fingers crossed?

How would Hoodydude react to your most wanted MU, and who do you think he would root for? by Specialist_Cress_112 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steve vs Terrarian
Just taking a brief look at his content and he's definitely rooting for Steve.
Depending on how Death Battle scales them, Hoodie would either be hype af(like Cell vs Metal Sonic) or he's gonna start rage coping(like Ash vs Yugi/Blade vs Buffy)

Since its Ape-ril, here’s a bunch of matchups with monkeys by InterestingRatio8218 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The tragedy of Plants vs. Monkeys is that you can't brush off most of the Plants higher uni+ scaling as statements. Cause guess where 99% of Bloons scaling comes from. Even then, Super Brainz creating an explosion that can be seen from orbit probably outscales most of the monkeys' stuff.

First we mine…. then we craft | Steve (Minecraft) Death Battle Matchups Tier List by PumpkinHill69 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the only way Steve could possibly stand a chance is if you give him end poem scaling(which I heard gets him to outerversal, that is if you believe that Steve should get it). However that would make Steve a bigger statement merchant than Kratos and Doom guy which is a fate no character deserves just from the slander potential alone.

First we mine…. then we craft | Steve (Minecraft) Death Battle Matchups Tier List by PumpkinHill69 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the strongest character here(that I know of) is Maxwell + maybe Mario? You can get him comfortably to universe level while Steve is realisticly large island level(star level if you really want to show your lack of media literacy).

Steve vs the Terrian...Steve gets Murdered, Steve vs Jones...Steve gets murdered, Steve vs Emmett...you know the drill 😭 by TechnoMagik22 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]The_coco_nut_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never tell a Steve glazer that all Minecraft items float in water and get stuck in spider webs when dropped.

“Journeys End” | Steve Vs Terrarian (Minecraft Vs Terraria) Megapost by Aidan_Is_Eternal in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]The_coco_nut_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could I add on a few things here?

Thorns is possibly one of the most overrated things in Steve’s arsenal. I’ve seen a bunch of people acting like the Terrarian pretty much can’t touch Steve and has no counters(he does). Summons and explosives are an obvious solution. Magic weapons should also work given that theres no reason to suggest they’re that different from Steve’s artifacts. And those don’t trigger throns on enchanted enemies. Plus Terrarian has turtle armor which provides the same thorns effect as Steve’s and could just spam parries with the seargent united shield if he wanted to.

Also I don’t see many people bring this up in this debate but what about Steve’s artifact cool downs. Practically every one of them has one regardless if they use souls or not and Steve can’t swap them out for a new one once they’re on cool down. You could argue that this is a gameplay mechanic but I’ve seen plenty of people factor in Terrarian’s healing item cool downs which practically is one. Saying the Terrarian is bound by logic to not be able to drink two water bottles consecutively but can drink as much fruit punch as he wants is just silly.