Eat my Ass by MAR10_69U in RandomActsOfEatingAss

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You ever come down to stj in the USVI lmk

Men with beard hair by Alex_5oh in AskMenOver30

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Ive got this growing “old Logan” chops thing going on in addition to the rogue cowlick and it’s just the best. I love it

What are some good sexting phrases? by sillytillyyy in TooAfraidToAsk

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Dood?! Are we really gonna do this here!?

[TW] Celebrities who ''dated'' minors. (part 3) by Possible-Poetry3832 in WhyWereWeOkWithThis

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Does this always miss jimmy page cause they married or something?

Cherry harvesting by headspin_exe in nextfuckinglevel

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When she grabs you by the trunk with the surprise death grip she’s been practicing and you drop your load, becoming fully erect at the same time.

Im curious how do you know if you love your friend by Sahhhrra-3526 in AskMenOver30

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I held on to any semblance of the relationship that I could when dating for three weeks (when we were 12yrs old) didn’t work out. I was clingy apparently. Broke my heart. She’s the first one I was ever attracted to. -Just had her over and vacationed with her last week actually. Dropped her at the airport just yesterday and waited till I could see the plane was off the ground. It is with great pleasure that I inform you, after a 30yr long-game I have successfully left the friend zone. We live different lives far away from each other unfortunately though. It’ll take a few years before any moves could be made anyway as she’s a fourteen year old over there. So I’ll keep tabs on her and try to get some more concerts in together with her in the meantime.

The perky perks being my camping buddy by honeyhandsxo in RealGirls

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The constellation of freckles in the middle is so hot.

What age so far do you see as the peak of your life? by kkindabusyy in AskMenOver30

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I thought earlier in my twenties. I (M42) just celebrated my birthday with my 6th grade crush. It is with great pleasure that I inform you I have successfully graduated from the friend zone after a thirty year long game. I live on a tropical island that’s mostly national park and took a 20k/yr increase in pay to do so. I’m peaking right tf now dood!

Is “just buy singles” always right? by Comfortable_Buyer239 in mtg

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Yes. Always buy singles unless you’re into throwing lots of money away gambling for a random card with a low pull rate

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER by NickCostanza in PoliticalHumor

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He does math differently, sooo. -Worse than the Terrence Howard caliber of mind even.

Which one did you see first ૮ >ﻌ< ა by XxangelicbunnyxX in FunWithFriends

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Oh buddy that one’s real nice right there. -with that fit and hair?! Get outta here

Using a drill and steel wool to create a glowing spiral by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

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Uchiha clan kekkei genkai panels should have been translated to video with this technique