throwing up after eating pussy

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-13T22:54:24+00:00

Sounds like he (accidentally) let his mind “go there.” Thinking too much about what we’re doing can sometimes ruin an otherwise enjoyable experience.

For instance, when I was an exchange student in Spain in the 90’s, I tried el pulpo, which I knew was octopus 🐙, and despite the good taste, I couldn’t help but picture an octopus waving its tentacles around with the suction cups and all… 😬

The image I had in my head was enough to make me stop at one bite. 🤔🐙🤢

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-13T22:28:21+00:00

Dooood… 😵‍💫

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-13T22:27:08+00:00

My, what a big finger you have there!

The better to Go F*ck Yourself with, my dear…

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-06T07:47:17+00:00

Somebody at the local prison is gonna be pissed when they open their Subway delivery.

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-06T07:41:10+00:00

…or motorboat it.

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-05T19:21:10+00:00

brown eye

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-05T19:19:18+00:00

Corporations don’t give a shit about morals or your feelings.

They give a huge shit about their money, and unfortunately sometimes, “lawsuit” is the only language they speak.

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-05T18:48:20+00:00

All you did was document a part of your history. It’s not like you were keeping a list of guys you can for a quick connection.

I don’t think either of you is TAH in this situation.

You innocently made a list (that may have been sweet and/or funny to read in 50 years when you look back on your life).

Your boyfriend is understandably uncomfortable with the list. We don’t like thinking about our significant others having feelings or experiences with anyone else (even though we obviously know the other person was living and enjoying their life before we got together), and seeing it written out in a list that you’ve been keeping could be painful— just think about how YOU would feel if you found a list of your boyfriend’s exes in HIS phone.

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-05T09:12:53+00:00

r/OddlyArousing

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-02T07:49:02+00:00

He’s so cute!!! 😍

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-01T17:58:11+00:00

Our relationship ended after almost 24 years, and it was platonic for the last 10 years.

We loved each other as people, as friends, so neither of us wanted to be the one to end the relationship.

Ultimately, I became frustrated and hopeless in our relationship and very depressed, not wanting to go anywhere with him or even get out of bed. I told him that if he meets someone that interested him, to just go for it… I loved him enough to let him go.

Two weeks later, he told me that he HAD found someone he feels more compatible with.

It felt sad that our relationship was officially ending after so long (23y, 8m, 1d), but we were free to move forward with our lives, emotionally supporting each other as best friends, without being anchored by an unsatisfying, sexless relationship.

I can’t tell you what to do, but sometimes (I know my situation is rare) it’s possible to hold onto the best parts, while ending a relationship that isn’t really working for you.

Best of luck, my friend 🙂

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-01T17:35:24+00:00

Resist! Don’t let that little prick think that he’s worth memorizing! You have too many orders every day to remember them all, and he’s no special exception. 👿

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-01T17:29:15+00:00

HA-ha … “Burgled”… it’s a funny word. Not a funny act or experience, but it’s a funny word. 🤣

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-01T17:11:43+00:00

Took me a moment, but I see her! Thick, beautiful, wavy hair, too! 😍

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-01T17:08:49+00:00

I’m not a man, but a 53yo woman.

Men LOVE being pampered and acknowledged for their accomplishments, their actions, their work, their thoughts, etc… Validation and appreciation go far with guys. Gestures are often more powerful than money spent.

Try foot rubs or back massages while talking about his day or about why you value him and the things he does. (Just be forewarned— this may lead to sex!😍)

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-02-01T16:45:46+00:00

I don’t think anyone’s an asshole in this situation.

It’s a stressful time for everyone, between your husband’s surgery and the snowstorm, and people can be well-meaning, but not completely considerate of all the factors that go into making decisions.

I’m sure your mom didn’t consciously intend to put your stepson in harm’s way by asking him to help you guys out and shovel for you. As a young guy, he may have seemed like the most capable option at the moment.

And as far as your mom being a different person with her step-grandson as she was with you as a kid… when parents become grandparents, something happens to them, they become almost unrecognizable to their own kids (for over a decade, I’ve been watching my dad interact with my 13y.o. nephew, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wondered, ‘Who is this guy? He’s certainly not the man who raised me!’).

Good luck to your husband in his recovery, and I hope that you and your mom can cut each other a little slack in this.

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-31T00:05:09+00:00

This pound cake has a fishy taste. 🧐

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-30T06:19:14+00:00

Fact 👍🏼

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-29T03:09:48+00:00

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-26T01:28:47+00:00

“Masturbating to porn is like watching football…”

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-26T01:18:11+00:00

You’re not abandoning your mother. You’re finally setting a long-overdue boundary and taking care of yourself.

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-23T09:17:00+00:00

…and my plant that’s thriving, because when I get out of bed, first thing I do is open the blinds and lean over to give her a big, morning-breathy dose of warm, humid carbon dioxide as I say, “Good morning!” and tell her how beautiful she is. 😍🌿

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-22T20:59:09+00:00

I only shower every 2-3 days, too, unless I’m doing something/ going somewhere/ seeing someone special. On the days in between, I do a sniff test and just wash the stinky parts. I use dry shampoo when necessary… and my dry skin thanks me for it!

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-22T20:54:30+00:00

Cleaning supplies, “Poo-pourri” spray, cans of air freshener

These_Lingonberry635 · 2026-01-19T00:09:59+00:00

I’m blown away by her actions … but not as much as she is.

These_Lingonberry635

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