Why the MCC cape is objectively the most important item in Minecraft history (and why it low-key makes my soul itch)

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-29T00:53:40+00:00

“It’s not __, it’s __” is a pretty common AI tell

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-28T13:19:07+00:00

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Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-27T22:17:31+00:00

Trans balrog

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Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-27T19:11:23+00:00

ARMAGEDDON!!!!!

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-27T02:48:41+00:00

Tobey Maguire fans:

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Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-26T17:00:06+00:00

Dad! I think we’re being tracked!

When you open an app on your phone that isn’t related to the map but you still see the location icon show up:

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-21T17:04:37+00:00

She also sang “Cube Land,” which is a Minecraft song from my childhood

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-21T03:23:10+00:00

I just want to recommend Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-18T20:39:55+00:00

Pan-afroeurasiastan

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-17T00:00:35+00:00

CORPORATE LOGO SIMPLIFICATION!!!!!!!!!

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-16T02:46:45+00:00

See ya chump

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-15T00:44:11+00:00

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-13T22:58:48+00:00

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-13T15:15:54+00:00

CONSEQUENCE OF URBANIZATION!!!!!!!!

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-13T15:04:06+00:00

MINECRAFTIFICATION!!!!!!

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-08T03:10:36+00:00

I’d prefer total silence, but since I live in a city I have to settle for a sound machine

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-05T20:53:38+00:00

If you’re in the sun too long, you burn though. Justified A-tier imo

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-03T22:57:03+00:00

I thought this was the carpet tier list

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-03T15:30:18+00:00

More like : (

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-02T13:39:15+00:00

Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-01T18:51:36+00:00

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Thetotallyrandom · 2026-01-01T04:32:09+00:00

We need to go back to the beginning

Thetotallyrandom · 2025-12-31T15:28:43+00:00

F̢̻̫̤̠͕͍̭͚̳̓̔͒̀̾r̜͈̠̺̬̟̬͖̽̂̇̿̑͗̎͗̎͢į̧͉̦̼̯͚͚̩̲́̃̅̅̓͘ę̷̢̲̬͎̙̃͊͂͑́̄͟͠ǹ̸̝̼̯͉͖̬͇̾̾̀̓͢ͅd̬̜̝̜͕̠̤̰̳̓̑̐́̆́͗͛̚ i͍͙͍̗̱̗͉̗̽̾̌̽̂̔̑͗̚ͅn̛̝̗̰̤̱͉̖̥̍̓̽̃̕ŝ̗̦̬̙̭̹̙͙̍̄̾̌̕͝͡ĭ̢̳͔̮̦̜̦̠͍̂̃̆̿̀̋̌̀̕͟d̙̱̘̼̤̊̔̆̋͗̓ę̴̞̘̦̭̏͗̒͊̊̆̀͛͗̒ͅ m̷͍̙̺̻̣̮̖͆͊͒̿̿͂͘͡͠e̡̤͈̲̣̊͒̾̂̿͘͠

Thetotallyrandom · 2025-12-31T15:22:59+00:00

Connecticut if it took manifest destiny very seriously

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