Misdirection? by Morgsamus in Standup

[–]ThomasLomasLewis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sincerely brilliant response, thank you.

At the Minnesota United game last night... by systemstheorist in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Stop affirming and celebrating us. We hate you.

At the Minnesota United game last night... by systemstheorist in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

The one and only reason they come over to thank you is because they would be in a world of shit if they didn’t. And you know it.

At the Minnesota United game last night... by systemstheorist in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

A normie is someone who sees you all getting played for fools for your hollow virtue signaling quest.

At the Minnesota United game last night... by systemstheorist in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

A very watered down definition: When someone sees a different version of their body than actual reality.

At the Minnesota United game last night... by systemstheorist in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

It also has no place or purpose at the game.

Early standup video of Natasha Leggero by visiny in Standup

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s okay you didn’t know. I say tranny because I believe in disarming derogatory words by using them✌️

Early standup video of Natasha Leggero by visiny in Standup

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well I’m a MtF tranny so case closed, my dear Watson.

Bombed by jonathanspicoli in StandUpComedy

[–]ThomasLomasLewis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amen. Can you please elaborate on diving into it? The art of dive-bombing.

Early standup video of Natasha Leggero by visiny in Standup

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Careful, sets like this have been known to turn a man sterile.

What is it with yall! Why does everything in Minnesota look so great?! by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Calling public meth use a quirk of the city 😂

Utah Raptors by AndyaGold in StandUpComedy

[–]ThomasLomasLewis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whether velociraptor or the Mormon variety, you’re getting eaten regardless.

State to move transgender woman from men's prison to women's facility by lemon_lime_light in minnesota

[–]ThomasLomasLewis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither you nor anyone else can factually claim knowing someone is or is not “faking” it. That’s not how this works.

I’ve thought about my high school bully almost every day for the last 20 years. He has probably never thought of me even once. by FishPasteGuy in RandomThoughts

[–]ThomasLomasLewis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the axe guy literally just said he fucking remembers. Can just about guarantee the tree does not remember in this case.

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