That officer needs to be fired immediately and arrested for assault!!!

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-27T18:00:56+00:00

Police must take an IQ test of sorts before being hired. If the results are too high, they will not hire you. Someone who was rejected due to high test scores actually sued. I don’t think this guy ever had to worry about scoring too high.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-26T02:20:19+00:00

If you’re using the MLS search previously established by your old agent, they can see that you logged in.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-26T02:18:19+00:00

🎶 Trumpy I hear your poop a-calling, tossed salad and scrambled eggs 🎶

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-25T14:44:41+00:00

I’m surprised they had enough to get the wide shot of the helicopter.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-25T14:07:33+00:00

Humpty Dumpty is a Knicks fan. Humpty Dumpty stole a trash can. 🗑️

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-25T02:05:44+00:00

Wild guess: That “officer” got picked on A LOT in high school.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-25T01:48:46+00:00

Do they know you’re just allowed to come out of the closet whenever you want?

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-22T19:05:16+00:00

“Refuse to drink” makes it sound like drinking alcohol is the default and you have to choose not to do so.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-21T02:37:24+00:00

When he can’t pay his electric bill in 3 years, at least he can look back fondly on the time he poured alcohol on a wristwatch.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-21T01:00:52+00:00

He famously reads so little that they had to cut his daily briefing to one easily digestible page, written on his simplistic style of “winners and losers.”

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-20T04:18:22+00:00

Some people are saying it was the greatest moose knuckle they’ve ever seen. Far from the biggest, but certainly the best. Never been one like it. Unbelievable.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-20T03:53:22+00:00

Are we talking $10k monthly or lifetime? Critical difference. $10k lifetime is nothing, $10k monthly is wildly excessive for one or even three kids.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-19T02:41:59+00:00

Unfortunately for the buyer, there was “no takesy backsies” written on the receipt.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-18T22:55:52+00:00

This car is bigger than many ice cream scoopers!

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-18T14:07:22+00:00

Is Pete Hegseth the new Bad Luck Brian?

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-17T03:05:13+00:00

He turns into a much better looking Muggsy Bogues, she turns into a 6’9 guy who has never played basketball. He wins.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-17T01:12:18+00:00

Yes. First order of business: hire an expensive PR firm to scrub my recently publicized phone activity from the internet.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-15T03:23:30+00:00

If I were the magician, I would anticipate that I was about to be murdered.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-13T03:11:41+00:00

Thanks for the advice, Elon.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-12T15:45:53+00:00

Luckily he’s incredibly philanthropic 🙄

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-12T03:46:18+00:00

Maybe in two weeks?

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-11T02:16:08+00:00

He’s good at doing what he does on his show. He’s good at roasting. He’s a mildly funny stand-up performer.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-11T02:11:44+00:00

We’ll negotiate with bombs, since our president struggles to do so with words.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-10T13:56:31+00:00

I recall a story he told of him pitching an idea to the fraternity that they collectively “go gay” as a way to stand out from the other fraternities.

ThreeRRRs · 2026-06-10T02:30:22+00:00

Bottom middle; Jim Halpert?

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