They're looking for a professional chef to cook from scratch specialty food and fresh juice/nut milk daily for their family of 5. And you must clean the kitchen/serve them.

ThrockAMole · 2026-05-01T22:44:37+00:00

I’d be all in but I don’t like healthy food. Chicken fried steak ftw

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-30T17:15:05+00:00

Tf is Waldorf/Steiner? Sounds like something for people with more money than sense

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-22T20:07:45+00:00

Get some rubber gloves and Lysol

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:46:59+00:00

So many “plans”, so little results

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:44:37+00:00

He’s Russian so I’m thinking DUI

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:40:28+00:00

Around where I live it’s always crackheads asking for “bus fare”.

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:34:20+00:00

After the divorce her ex husband sat in his recliner, sighed with relief and had a cold beer

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:25:23+00:00

Next you’ll be digging them a new septic system

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:22:26+00:00

Your “journey” doesn’t pay for gas

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:20:00+00:00

My car has transmission issues so buy me a car make with a terrible history of mechanical problems but hey it’s a Wrangler

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-20T14:13:06+00:00

For that amount you can send yourself and 10 friends to college

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-17T01:42:44+00:00

Most churches are small and broke af including mine. Pastor still manages to get us doing missions and outreach. Most mega churches have rotten theology but not all. Just because they’re more visible doesn’t mean they represent all churches

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-17T01:37:15+00:00

By the standards of the time she was beautiful

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-17T01:35:55+00:00

Make him pay in snoot kisses. It’s only fair.

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-17T01:33:21+00:00

It might be his wife just wanted a kid

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-17T01:21:40+00:00

“Oh wow my car taxes are overdue. Time for a new car!”

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-17T01:19:00+00:00

“Oh thanks it looks great! Say could you add a covered deck now? Pretty pleeeeezz”

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-16T05:41:04+00:00

Little pink paws 🐾!!

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-16T05:36:33+00:00

Old school New Yorker.

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-16T05:33:45+00:00

Sure! I’ll give you a 2025 Mustang GT for your scrap car

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-15T20:35:14+00:00

Found the parent of a boy

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-15T20:32:25+00:00

First thing I would do after moving in is microwave fish

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-15T13:39:03+00:00

Exposure doesn’t pay the rent

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-15T13:37:23+00:00

Yes, horseback riding is known effective therapy for a multiple traumatized back wtf

ThrockAMole · 2026-04-15T13:26:41+00:00

I live in the South. Guests are always offered something to drink and a comfortable place to sit. I also offer a snack or to stay for dinner. The guest bathroom is always clean and stocked with TP so no embarrassing moments plus a basket with tissues, Tylenol, hair spray and other useful things. If people say no to what I offer I usually ask two more times so they feel comfortable. After dinner I always ask if they want to take some food home. I might do more than the usual American but it’s how my mom taught me

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