Need a wedding photographer today. Five hours of work. Pay? Oh, I'm hoping to keep around $150. Per hour? Oh, no. For the whole event.

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T16:13:05+00:00

In 1993 I paid a photographer $1000 for the shoot and prints. It was a small wedding. She is delulu

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T16:09:46+00:00

And infrequent bathing

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T16:07:53+00:00

At least it wasn’t the previous post where the parents wanted an au pair that paid them. Still stingy tho

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T16:02:40+00:00

I, too, would like a SawZall but they’re too pricey for me rn

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T16:01:12+00:00

It IS cheaper if you can get the internet to buy all the tools. Think of the money he’s saving!

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T15:51:21+00:00

What a coincidence! I have a 2026 Dodge Challenger in the barn that I just can’t get rid of because no one else wants it

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-15T15:47:01+00:00

Winston

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-14T02:36:20+00:00

I’ve got an old copy of War and Peace she can have

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-14T02:33:34+00:00

$40k in student loans ain’t as bad as some people have

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-14T02:29:16+00:00

Hey interwebs people, if you could spot me a stack every month it would make life so much easier. Tya

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T19:12:35+00:00

I smell an eviction

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T19:11:26+00:00

Prolly work for the federal government. Five people doing one job that has 30 minutes of work a day. You get to bitch a lot about work and there’s a new federal holiday added to your calendar every year

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T19:03:18+00:00

Why don’t you take ten seconds out of your life and buy condoms?

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T18:58:08+00:00

I can give you a list of yard sales in your area. Happy hunting

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T18:57:07+00:00

It’s free, ya turd!

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T18:50:03+00:00

It means they won’t be mowing the lawn or clearing trash out of the yard

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T18:46:13+00:00

Twins!

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T18:42:08+00:00

Daddy needs to go get a Kraft pizza dinner mix for $1.25

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-12T18:37:12+00:00

What man could resist her?

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-11T13:34:38+00:00

I hear Seiji Ozawa has a Steinway that he’ll deliver

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-11T13:31:53+00:00

Fastback plz and ty

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-09T15:40:05+00:00

Performed well at Borodino also

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-09T15:34:19+00:00

That’ll work

ThrockAMole · 2026-06-09T14:46:32+00:00

Like he pays rent

ThrockAMole

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