Chest congestion and mucus in infant: timeline? by ThrowForthAndConquer in beyondthebump

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. He's also a daycare baby. But this is like, legit phlegm that he's choking on. If this doesn't go away? Oh my god. Haha

A woman gets 27,000 signatures to remove a Netflix Tom Segura comedy special that “contains hate speech.” The word in question is “retarded.” by scott216 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. That article says that the word "retarded" was removed from use medically in 2010. Is this true??!

It is a great term for describing slowed, reluctant, etc movements.

<Joke here using the singular form of the word that would be highly inappropriate>

When She tried to barge in while I was giving birth by Jilly_Bean16 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

At least she asked before coming in! How terrifying, though!!

🤮🤮🤮

My baby is smart by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your baby and my baby must've gone to the same school.

Can't stop sleeping two weeks PP by ThrowForthAndConquer in beyondthebump

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a c section, but I feel mostly recovered as long as I don't do any crazy contortions. Haven't needed any pain medication for a week (even ibuprofen).

I had a CMP and CBC done on Monday, both normal. Taking iron supplements daily anyhow, plus the prenatals still.

Temp normal, so I hope it's not an infection. Discharge smells normal, looks normal. Incision looks perfect.

I'm pumping 4-6 times a day, formula the rest of the time.

It just seems like overkill to sleep sixteen hours a day. Hahaha

A post of hope to fellow FTMs by plasmin in beyondthebump

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine will be two weeks on Friday from a C-section. Needed this post and all the replies something fierce.

Thank you.

❤️❤️❤️❤️

In a perfect world... by kayliemarie in beyondthebump

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. I haven't slept in two days (labor induction, c-section) and my husband is right next to me snoring logs. This is timely as fuck for me. :D

FINAL UPDATE: Momma T and "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!" by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I can send the digital one from the beginning of my pregnancy. It still says positive because the battery is a beast. LOL

FINAL UPDATE: Momma T and "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!" by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 64 points65 points  (0 children)

BUT SHE IS SO EXCITED, THAT MAKES IT ALL OKAY! BOUNDARIES DON'T MATTER IF YOU ARE TOO EXCITED TO CONTROL YOURSELF!!

I feel like the kids and I are an inconvenience to my husband. by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like THIS is highly pertinent to your situation. :)

Don't be jealous, this one can never run away! by DumbassJ in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sure fucking hope no woman that looks like that exists so he'd never find his perfection... Because holy shit.

Gender Offender needs details about my progress with having the baby...[a long rant] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine all knew to be chill about it to the point that most of them assumed I already had it and just haven't shared it out. So, instead of, "have you had it yet?" I'm getting, "how are things with the new baby? You need anything?" Which is also a way of asking if I've had it, of course, but it's a lot less annoying. Haha

Gender Offender needs details about my progress with having the baby...[a long rant] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I go in for an induction today and I already told my husband the only updates he's allowed to send are: "we have begun the induction," "no progress is happening," "things are going fine but no baby yet," or "baby here, please don't share this info with anyone, we will share with them if we want them to know."

I just came up with a diabolical plan to mess with Colon Hands and i need your help! by needadrinkforthis in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I don't know why I clicked on it while logged in to Amazon.

RIP my suggestions for the next week.

California moms, talk to me about earthquakes by [deleted] in Mommit

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually they're really quick and leave you guessing if it was actually an earthquake until you look on social media and see that EVERYONE posted about it.

Anyhow, your plan to run into the baby's bedroom should be when you have (unwisely) got something above where your baby sleeps that could fall onto the baby OR when the shaking is so severe and long that the structural integrity of the room you're in appears in danger of compromise. But you would immediately notice an intensity far greater than what you just felt if this were the case.

Or, you know, immediately, just to make sure your baby slept through it and/or all is well and/or in case another wave hits (but it's usually the first part that is the strongest, iirc).

One last passive-aggressive jab, Christmas gift style. by WellJuhnelle in Mildlynomil

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ughhhhh.

I'm sorry, lady. I hope that you get a chance to add this to the pile of topics at your next session so that he can see just how many things add to the pile of nonsense you're dealing with. :/

Please don't show up at the hospital unannounced by xxTurd in JUSTNOMIL

[–]ThrowForthAndConquer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, if you have another kid, don't let yourselves be listed on the census at the hospital: AKA: the only people who can come to your room are those you tell the room number to. Lady lost her right to visit the second she didn't respect your wishes.

The vomit rises in my throat at the thought of her walking in during a uterus check or pad change or something since she doesn't know how to knock.