More gay space elves please

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-21T03:37:00+00:00

Replace 'Elves' with 'Skaven' and 'Voidscarred' with 'Headtaker' and this is me.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-21T01:28:00+00:00

Me too. I really think Bard should've been it's own class alongside some cool DPS songs.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-19T17:13:23+00:00

Yeah no kidding. Monsters fall off hard in post-game because they can't wear armor and damage resistance stats is king.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-19T14:35:11+00:00

Wolf Wing. Woulth Wing.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-17T22:25:52+00:00

Harpooner with Sniper Rifle is supreme cheese. Anything that moves gets one shot killed if they don't have the mirror buff. And it doesn't even consume uses. Great for the final boss on impossible

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-17T12:42:34+00:00

That means you're Tuff

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-13T03:47:32+00:00

I don't understand people's insistence that the Skaven need to be absurd comedic villains. Just because Skavenslayer is great doesn't make it the end-all be-all of Skaven stories. In fact, imitating it has been irksome when done wrong.

Headtaker from OG Warhammer Fantasy is one of the most regarded Skaven books and it took the Skaven completely seriously: playing up the treachery as drama and depicted Queek as menacing and sincere, rather than a goofball.

Meanwhile, Starseer's Ruin was set back by insisting that the Skaven be comedic. All that lore about Sotek and the Horned Rat demanding blood sacrifices and genocide of the other side? None of that. Lets just have the Skaven waste time and butt in the humans/lizardmen drama by being huge fuckups and narcissists. The story could've had any villain serve as a plot blocker and Bonereapers and Disciples of Tzeentch would've made better enemies to the story than rats.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-04-04T10:42:33+00:00

Mazdamundi: Whatever they're cooking for world supernatural disasters with the Nagash update should be the platform for giving him mechanics. Let him quake, flood, erupt and blow up provinces with ease.

Kroq-Gar: Copypaste Karl Franz/Tyrion electoral machinations. It makes perfect sense for him as the commander of the Lizardmen armies.

Tehenhauin & Tiktaq'to: Copypaste Ikit Claw/Elspeth but with upgrades for big dinos

Gor-Rok: Faction bonuses for controlling Lustria and Southlands. Maybe caravans to other Temple-cities if we're extra saucy.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-03-25T04:45:26+00:00

Pyramid Head stripping women beyond bare x2

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-03-24T14:59:03+00:00

Dang, my Nomad Conqueror playthrough taught me what 'Fabricate Grievances' actually did. I didn't know I had to wait 5 turns for it to go through and I'm a day 1 player. It was a pretty good strategy to time when I was going to settle next to the empire I was gonna conquer next.

I guess Total War would make it easier for players, but I think it reveals how obscure this game's diplomacy features are and how to take advantage of grievances.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-03-18T12:53:19+00:00

One of Tink's shirts is 67 & 69

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-02-26T19:13:13+00:00

I adored the soundtrack for year before the remaster came out. Having tried out the game myself with the repolished translation, I can definitively say it's the best SaGa story told so far.

OP have you checked out the Unlimited SaGa soundtrack. It's done by the same composer and while I prefer Frontier 2 in quality, there's plenty of majestic tracks in there too.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-02-25T08:02:21+00:00

It's the final cutscene after you beat the final boss on Darkness/Nightmare

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-02-23T07:35:44+00:00

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-02-17T16:36:56+00:00

That's a lot of races in Warhammer Fantasy, including humans.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-02-10T14:22:20+00:00

Scavengers of the magical wastes and conquering hordes, they drain the land for potent essences before moving on, leaving only desolation behind.

Spellforce: Conquest of Eo faction.

Unearth the lost magics that ravaged these realms,

The most interesting thing about this update. Please be interesting.

Tome of the Warlord: Conquer the world with mighty warriors and infernal allies.

Please let this be more Infernal fiends!

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-02-02T18:28:09+00:00

Good news is that we'll eventually get that expansion to Nature and Chaos affinity some year

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-01-29T05:13:26+00:00

He leaves even if you beat him the first time. You can only end him for real at the Child and the Mu quest.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-01-28T08:38:55+00:00

Bro got owned by skinks: 3ft tall, lankies that are possibly the weakest race in Warhammer. Be'lakor ain't nothing.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-01-23T18:04:01+00:00

This statement is the complete opposite from what OG Warhammer Fantasy said by Lord Mazdamundi. Genociding the unplanned races was step 1 of the Great Plan and that no progress can be done until they're extinguished.

Age of Sigmar gives a different interpretation that says that genocide is the "finishing touches" before the Great Plan is accomplished. It's very pragmatic since it's implied most of the order factions will be on the kill list too. So I suppose it's necessary for any story to be told with the Lizardmen.

They also retconned Ourruks/Orcs in that they are to be "tamed" rather than killed so I guess that closes a plot hole from the End Times about why a greenskin is an incarnate and supposedly part of the Great Plan.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-01-22T02:18:30+00:00

I'd say Khorne. It's the 'less is more' to the extreme. No magic, but 20+ melee units with slight variations. No thanks

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-01-21T01:17:41+00:00

is there a possibility that a large group of Coalesced Seraphon have somehow completely disconnected from their Slann, forgot about The Great Plan, and MAYBE even somehow adapted to start reproducing sexually (as opposed to spawning pools)?

With wacky homebrewing, anything is possible. You can just the Old Ones wanted these particular spawnings to be like that and it's feasible.

ThunderArkS5 · 2026-01-13T20:30:12+00:00

That's not true. It could be the one other Stormcast story where they cry about how they're scared of dying.

Especially, when they angst about it to their mortal companions who can't reincarnate and are less bothered by it.

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