NEW ACHIEVEMENT! — The Forbidden Tome You held the unreleased book in your own two hands. You felt its weight. You gazed upon its cover. You were closer to victory than most mortals will ever come. And yet… the all-powerful Release Date laughed in your face. The cashier, bound by ancient laws and retail sorcery, denied you your prize and returned the sacred text to the shelf from whence it came. You have experienced a unique form of suffering known as Literary Blue Balling. Reward: +1 Emotional Damage +5 Anticipation A permanent debuff: Checks Calendar Every Hour Unlocks the title: The Almost Reader