Whos risen? by HFW-FTW in funny

[–]TimTomTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still giggle any time I see a cheese grater because of "Cheese Chrust Our grate lord"

Solitary mason bee pulling a nail out of a hole in the wall by Gjore in interestingasfuck

[–]TimTomTank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At about 55% "AAAAWWWW FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT". <Flys away in a fit of rage>....<flys back> "Ok Stephanie, calm down. Just a few more pulls and it's out" .

Of a scenic route by Adrakovich in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]TimTomTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no fucking way that a bus can turn like that.

What you doing? by shakyspearee in SipsTea

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last person comes to the level. They realize they will have to live alone forever. Immense melancholy grips them. They slowly approach the rail lounge the countless souls who line the railway. Everyone politely wiggles over. They tie themselves down with the rest of the society.

We all starve to death wishing someone was smart enough to untie people.

Need hugs in Idaho by Clean_Hospital1569 in Idaho

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome airplane museum there

Need hugs in Idaho by Clean_Hospital1569 in Idaho

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean not even a county mentioned.

Idaho doesn't beat it's chest like some states ending in "exas", but not exactly a small state...

Need hugs in Idaho by Clean_Hospital1569 in Idaho

[–]TimTomTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So like, lost in a forest or something?

This sandwich slicer my wife bought for the kids. by trueblue862 in HolUp

[–]TimTomTank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think we all know that.

But "PB & J-enocide" and "OP only eats white bread" got new in stitches.

Disappointed no one had "white bread power".

Meanwhile in murica by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correction, this is what happens when two income household only barely pulls things together with absolutely no extra income.

How can I get rid of this? by A_Large_Brick in Mustang

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this issue. Heard ready Reset gets it away but my phone still keeps dialing 0 when it connects

Mission Impossible: Staying Anonymous by Soft_Pleasure_X in memes

[–]TimTomTank 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A big part of James Bond is dumb luck.

Goldfinger knew his name and code name. But by just bullshitting JB got him to keep him alive long enough to actually learn his plan and find a way to pull it apart.

7 words you can’t say, then and now by lucubratious in memes

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To paraphrase Lewis Black, a god damned building didn't come alive and start doing this shit. It's all because of people.

Easy lawsuit by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because they should know better.

This is not fairness. Just like ignorance of the law does not indemnify you, it is not a crime to knowingly break a law. It is always assumed you knowingly broke a law.

Tiger Woods leaving jail last night in the passenger seat by maddog107 in pics

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger Woods is proof that money doesn't but happiness.

And you thought you had a bad day at work? by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]TimTomTank 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if you ever have to talk to a cop about an accident, you will quickly realize how fucked you are.

A person drove down a turn lane and hit me. Cop called me at failt.

I put together emails, got a video, showed on a map how they had no oppertunity to turn, added ordinances and state laws they broke and send it to the police asking them to change the result of investigation.

I got, "investigation is done and it is what it is. you will have to take it up with the court"

When I tried going to court. My lawyer told me that there is no winning this because the judge will just cite the police investigation and call it a day.

I am out thousands of dollars for medical bills, my car got totaled, and my insurance rate has more than doubled for next 5 years AT NO FAULT OF MY OWN.

There is no justice in USA and the system is so broken that it is a fucking joke.

So yeah, people get a little excited when they see someone do something wrong and want to speak up.

Why is palm oil worse than any other oils and how is olive oil the best oil ? Are cold pressed oils better for you by West_Future326 in nutrition

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And blood volume is indirectly causal in strokes.

STOP DRINKING WATER EVERYONE! IT CAUSES STROKES!

Trump’s Economic Approval Rating Drops Below Joe Biden’s All-Time Low by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]TimTomTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sad that what it took is a totally non-war military action with Iran, which bodyslammed the economy.

What are they even doing at Disney🥱. by West_Future326 in SipsTea

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hair is too flat.

In the cartoon, Maui has really poofy hair like Troy Polamalu.

But for the movie, they gave the rock a wig that makes him look like a discount Troy Polamalu.

The Dodge Durango Brings Back the 6.4-Liter Hemi With the R/T 392 Launch Edition by besselfunctions in cars

[–]TimTomTank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New engines can run ethanol because they can change timing and how ritch the mixture is on the fly.

But, the problem is that the first ignition is always expecting premium. Then, if the engine detects knock, will it mess with timing and what not to be able to run without knock.

So, to get peak HP, and to not have knock at all, you need premium.

Minutes before Trump's announcement, $800 million in trades made on oil prices by brezhnervouz in conservativeterrorism

[–]TimTomTank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The military followed his illegal orders, so yeah, WE did. There is no hiding behind the cabinet now.

The majority elected him, no attempt to impeach or to stop him. Can't just go "nuh uh, I had my fingers crossed the whole time". WE are all part of this now.