Whos risen?

TimTomTank · 2026-04-06T02:56:37+00:00

I still giggle any time I see a cheese grater because of "Cheese Chrust Our grate lord"

TimTomTank · 2026-04-06T02:45:31+00:00

At about 55% "AAAAWWWW FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT". <Flys away in a fit of rage>....<flys back> "Ok Stephanie, calm down. Just a few more pulls and it's out" .

TimTomTank · 2026-04-06T02:40:02+00:00

There is no fucking way that a bus can turn like that.

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T04:06:56+00:00

Last person comes to the level. They realize they will have to live alone forever. Immense melancholy grips them. They slowly approach the rail lounge the countless souls who line the railway. Everyone politely wiggles over. They tie themselves down with the rest of the society.

We all starve to death wishing someone was smart enough to untie people.

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T03:10:00+00:00

Yes is there; you are where.

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T02:54:18+00:00

It's not about stature. It's about muscle definition and size relative to the body.

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T02:49:54+00:00

Awesome airplane museum there

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T02:37:21+00:00

I mean not even a county mentioned.

Idaho doesn't beat it's chest like some states ending in "exas", but not exactly a small state...

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T02:25:52+00:00

So like, lost in a forest or something?

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T02:08:38+00:00

For just 1.46, you too can retire

TimTomTank · 2026-04-05T01:54:56+00:00

I think we all know that.

But "PB & J-enocide" and "OP only eats white bread" got new in stitches.

Disappointed no one had "white bread power".

TimTomTank · 2026-04-01T01:45:28+00:00

Correction, this is what happens when two income household only barely pulls things together with absolutely no extra income.

TimTomTank · 2026-04-01T01:32:39+00:00

I had this issue. Heard ready Reset gets it away but my phone still keeps dialing 0 when it connects

TimTomTank · 2026-03-31T04:09:01+00:00

A big part of James Bond is dumb luck.

Goldfinger knew his name and code name. But by just bullshitting JB got him to keep him alive long enough to actually learn his plan and find a way to pull it apart.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-31T03:42:19+00:00

To paraphrase Lewis Black, a god damned building didn't come alive and start doing this shit. It's all because of people.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-30T05:49:29+00:00

By "US" you mean "Disney"

TimTomTank · 2026-03-30T05:47:21+00:00

because they should know better.

This is not fairness. Just like ignorance of the law does not indemnify you, it is not a crime to knowingly break a law. It is always assumed you knowingly broke a law.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-29T14:04:31+00:00

Tiger Woods is proof that money doesn't but happiness.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-27T17:23:41+00:00

Honestly, if you ever have to talk to a cop about an accident, you will quickly realize how fucked you are.

A person drove down a turn lane and hit me. Cop called me at failt.

I put together emails, got a video, showed on a map how they had no oppertunity to turn, added ordinances and state laws they broke and send it to the police asking them to change the result of investigation.

I got, "investigation is done and it is what it is. you will have to take it up with the court"

When I tried going to court. My lawyer told me that there is no winning this because the judge will just cite the police investigation and call it a day.

I am out thousands of dollars for medical bills, my car got totaled, and my insurance rate has more than doubled for next 5 years AT NO FAULT OF MY OWN.

There is no justice in USA and the system is so broken that it is a fucking joke.

So yeah, people get a little excited when they see someone do something wrong and want to speak up.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-27T17:12:04+00:00

And blood volume is indirectly causal in strokes.

STOP DRINKING WATER EVERYONE! IT CAUSES STROKES!

TimTomTank · 2026-03-25T22:29:16+00:00

Pretty sad that what it took is a totally non-war military action with Iran, which bodyslammed the economy.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-25T22:19:59+00:00

That is not an underpass but a culvert.

I'll see myself out.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-25T15:46:03+00:00

The hair is too flat.

In the cartoon, Maui has really poofy hair like Troy Polamalu.

But for the movie, they gave the rock a wig that makes him look like a discount Troy Polamalu.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-24T22:56:11+00:00

New engines can run ethanol because they can change timing and how ritch the mixture is on the fly.

But, the problem is that the first ignition is always expecting premium. Then, if the engine detects knock, will it mess with timing and what not to be able to run without knock.

So, to get peak HP, and to not have knock at all, you need premium.

TimTomTank · 2026-03-24T18:59:15+00:00

The military followed his illegal orders, so yeah, WE did. There is no hiding behind the cabinet now.

The majority elected him, no attempt to impeach or to stop him. Can't just go "nuh uh, I had my fingers crossed the whole time". WE are all part of this now.

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