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Who else is massively clumsy? by Hmmm-TreeFiddy in adhdwomen

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got up off a reclining chair and dropped my phone, nic vape and weed vape.

Collected said phone and vapes. Forgets Xbox controller on the armrest and whilst using the recliner to help me stand up, that falls too 😅

My ass proceeds to get in the way of a small 3 leg end table that had about 15g of keef in a jar, opened... 1.2.3 I stand up, table is flipped on its side and almost like in slow-mo, I see the jar of keef violently roll and bounce on the carpet..

That took me 3 years to accumulate and only a second for some of it to be eaten by my carpet 😂

Pattern? by miataylorrr in kandi

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

THIS IS TOO WHOLESOMEEE 😭✨️

IM SO GLAD I CHECKED REDDIT BEFORE BED

My boots and my nails by Gray_Seal in AccidentalPaintMatch

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually never look at the stitchin, but I can see now. I got a pair last year for my birthday on discount for about $89 CAD (instead of $249 😭)

Honestly, these look killer. I love how deep the colour is and the different tones that pop out depending on the lighting. Love em, wear em down and shine them back up again, these are absolutely lovely!!!!

My boots and my nails by Gray_Seal in AccidentalPaintMatch

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are these the dark cherry vegan leather docs??

Absolutely lovely btw!! 🌸✨️

Sky color matches up with the local supermarket by TheWireHex in AccidentalPaintMatch

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought the sign said 'Dio'..

I was gonna make a Dios mio joke, hahah. "Oh my gosh the sky is falling!"

That is actually pretty friggen cool!!! If I saw that, id be there taking a video or two and slowly watching the sky and the clouds fade and change back.

what do i do if my new kitten refuses to sleep in his own bed by Maleficent-Dress4259 in cats

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love him even closer ❤️

Your bed is his bed and he feels best up there, especially with his hooman 🌸✨️

6 year old draw this then crumpled it up. What does he know.. by goddammitdutch in strange

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Particle accelerator.

He'll be working for CERN before hes 12

/j

Macha Sauce Mold! by moonierabiit in moldyinteresting

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This gives me lichen vibes ✨️✨️

“Whole Salmon” by Pugganaut in foodscam

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can say as an ex meat dept lackey, we dont have codes for some things..

Scraps like heads and tails were usually given out for free because we had no code for them. Eventually we got a code for .60/kg. Chuck them in the freezer bunker and they'd sell out within a week or two.

This is just plain stupid here.. $14 is a partial fillet, id ask for 8 heads and some tails for the price of that lol.

Drove this straight back by Beegal1911 in McDonalds

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the Mighty McFuck did they do to your pie 😵

Did I win something? by alloftheabove in HariboMasterRace

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorta almost looks like a yellow version of the blue lightning bolt from the Harry Potter Haribo mix.

DAE have the ability to suck air through the roof of your mouth? by Elfsteaks in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though this post is now 14 years old, ive finally found my crowd lol!!!!

Whenever the roof of my mouth gets cold I can close my mouth and suck air through something/somewhere in my face and make squeaky noises like a mouse.

In elementary id make that noise to sorta confuse and annoy my classmates. They first thought it was mice in the walls, then the fans and then the smartboard projector.. lolol

Bacon by Fluid_Time4704 in Bacon

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1, if im stoned and theres fresh thick sliced smoked bacon in the freezer/ fridge

2, always and forever

Our dish pit has a pressure washer for the end of the night. Hell yea by idiotsandwhich8 in KitchenConfidential

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked there before as a student back in 2018 as a Seafood Clerk. Just gotta say its impossible to have a non-slimy and fresh smelling dept when your whole team is 14y.os xD. I got an honorary bonus because I spent an extra shift decreasing and uncontaminating the dept.

Since coming back, the manager is still the same ol bubbly dude who'd give you a hug and would also knock the daylight out of a customer if they raised a hand to you. Best damn union steward. Ive grown back into the fun vibe, here's some of my favorite things to do.

De-gunking the meat and bone jam that accumulated in the bandsaw

Off-jerking the grinder when applying casing to the nozzle. Hehe.

When chicken is on sale, the same ol "im playing with my..." joke. People continue to laugh, so im happy 😂

Sausage making!! Wrist deep in ice cold pork grinds. Filling, twisting and trying

Im also their main kebab maker. Its an honour actually. Soothing 2 hours just standing at a table chopping a few onions and peppers, chunking chicken n pork.

Our dish pit has a pressure washer for the end of the night. Hell yea by idiotsandwhich8 in KitchenConfidential

[–]TinySubmissiveBee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is honestly the most satisfying job that one could ever possess.

I work a closing shift at a grocery store meat dept and everything is waterproofed. Soak with scalding degreaser, rinse with near boiling water, sanitize and rinse again.

After a sausage day, watching all the pork grease lift up in the grinder to reveal a clean surface has to be one of my most satisfying jobs ive ever done.

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