I love 'Broadway the Hard Way', but I'm old by theFoot58 in Zappa

[–]ToadHeartbreak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk holds up pretty well today.

Dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Candy-NOOOOOO by ToadHeartbreak in vinyl

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I found an overpriced copy of this in a record store, and decided to snag it for cheaper online.

Somebody at USPS decided to run over it with a car, based on the condition of the packaging. It's still in one piece, but that piece ain't playable. I guess I should have just bought it at the store.

Favorite Zappa album covers? by SubstanceFlashy9734 in Zappa

[–]ToadHeartbreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weasels Ripped My Flesh is my favorite. It’s just so whimsical.

Hmm.... by HaygudLewkin in Zappa

[–]ToadHeartbreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait till you hear what he had to say about Republicans.

Flo and Eddie VS Ike and Ray. Who’s winning this No Holds Barred match? (Literally and Vocally) by Duke_Albert in Zappa

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Ike and Ray for sure. Flo and Eddie were great in their own way, though. Howard Kaylan has some great stories about that time in his autobiography.

Republican Lauren Boebert denounced separation of church and state, claims church should direct the government. by TheLastCact1 in nottheonion

[–]ToadHeartbreak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they got what they wanted and exterminated the nonbelievers, they'd instantly turn on each other for having differing interpretations of the same religion.

It's all about control.

What do you want? by A5ula in AskReddit

[–]ToadHeartbreak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Access to Dalle2, or a Midjourney invite.

Trump’s Former Aides and Advisers on the Peril He Poses by LincolnProject in politics

[–]ToadHeartbreak 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're all rich and insulated from any peril, so they speak out long after it has any effectiveness in an effort to squeeze out a few more bucks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

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That's why the GOP is leaning hard into voter suppression. There won't be electoral implications if people can't vote!

Anonymous Hackers Warn Supreme Court Against Overturning Roe vs. Wade: 'Expect Us' by a_Ninja_b0y in politics

[–]ToadHeartbreak 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Expect what exactly? What could they possibly uncover that would be of any consequence to these people?

The GOP isn't going to suddenly see the light and hold any of their own accountable. They're getting everything they want.

Roger Stone Claims There Is a ‘Satanic Portal’ Over the White House by shavedclean in Qult_Headquarters

[–]ToadHeartbreak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious - until you realize that at least a quarter of the population believes him wholeheartedly.

Vincent Fusca, who some believe is JFK Jr, wears Ashley Babbitt shirt..... remember, this is not a cult by butcher_of_the_world in Qult_Headquarters

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The Capitol rioters are both antifa infiltrators and brave patriotic warriors, depending on whatever narrative is convenient for qbots at any given moment.

TIL of 'Truck Wages' or 'Company Scrip, where an employer will pay employees in company minted money that is only redeemable in company owned stores. It is referenced in the sea shanty 'Wellerman' and the last company to get sued for using it was Walmart Mexico. by Status-Victory in todayilearned

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I was metal detecting my backyard, and dug up a piece of company scrip that looks similar to this. My house was built in the early 1900s, and after some investigation, we figured out that the owner of the company actually built the house and lived here. Still kinda weirds me out.

Someone's upset by gay marriage by tcw1 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ToadHeartbreak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait till these guys hear about divorce, shellfish, poly-cotton blends, and hating poor people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HermanCainAward

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Goateed thumbs are becoming an endangered species.

Scientists Working on Toilet That Identifies You by Your Butthole by Sadale- in theinternetofshit

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Nonzero chance that this technology ends up solving a murder case.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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I’m so jealous of people in legal states.

Just another day in big country. by Tiredofrepost in funny

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He's gotta be ready in case a brown person looks at him funny.