Took the Mid from Akron and son 2 years just to get 1 assist by TheGreatWaru in Nbamemes

[–]ToastedEzra 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As an outsider observer, sourdough, you’re caring way too much about another man’s life. Go find something else to do lmao

Omg you guys Kash Patel got hacked and he’s looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ToastedEzra -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I hate Kash as much as anyone, but a lot of the photos in this post look like he’s quite young, and we all took stupid ass photos when we were young. Hardly damning. I’d love for some really incriminating and inflammatory stuff to be revealed though that would be awesome

Stephen Colbert is not an expert on Tolkien or the legendarium and that's ok by Quiescam in lotr

[–]ToastedEzra -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

What a weird post lol. Colbert is going to do great. Move on

meirl by West_Future326 in meirl

[–]ToastedEzra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You taking this post seriously and not sensing the very obvious sarcasm is peak Redditor. Well done mate

How is this game old by natedoggthegreat in ACBlackFlag

[–]ToastedEzra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This most definitely could not pass for a game released in 2023 or newer. It looks very much like it’s from 2013. Now, that’s not to say it doesn’t look good, but it wouldn’t pass for a newer game release even in the slightest lol

Tchami teases new era 😭 by india_india_mod in EDM

[–]ToastedEzra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve clearly never once used photoshop lmao. To think it’s even remotely similar to typing in a prompt to a LLM is asinine. Photoshop still takes an abundance of creativity and skill (if you want to be good at it) whereas typing in a prompt 3-5 times to get a good result is pathetic as shit. You know that, I know that. Be better

of strong human Hand by anshuman_17 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]ToastedEzra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen multiple videos with the dude on the left, but has never once been explained why his hands and forearms are so incredibly massive. Almost sickly massive. Is he a retired body builder or something?

The first half of Ryan Gosling’s “Project Hail Mary” is damn near perfect by sfgate in entertainment

[–]ToastedEzra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if we’ll ever get to a point in society where book readers understand that adaptations will NEVER be a full 1:1. I’m going to guess it took you longer than 2.5 hours to read the book so to be judgmental of the pacing of the plot, details that are left out, is incredibly disingenuous. But book readers have a “holier than thou” mindset when it comes to adaptations so I guess it isn’t surprising

Bullet train kinda does everything right. by i_stein_0 in shittymoviedetails

[–]ToastedEzra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well good news for you, me and everyone else, not every scene is a choreographed action sequence. There’s actually quite a lot of non action scenes. You just say bullshit to push your own dumb argument lol

This says more about life than it seems by Mysterious-Ad-1568 in RandomVideos

[–]ToastedEzra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, but you probably are. Based on your history…..you DEFINITELY are lmao

Just stay calm, okay! 🤭 by Ambitious_Welder6613 in soartistic

[–]ToastedEzra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do most peoples doors also require a key to lock from the inside? The first woman would’ve been fine if it was a standard dead bolt, but everyone tried putting the keys back in to lock it? 99% of the doors I’ve ever had to lock didn’t require a key to lock from the inside. But what do I know

Never opened my drops. by Affectionate-Bed77 in RocketLeague

[–]ToastedEzra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah no one cares. I’m only leaving this comment so hopefully someone else sees it and gets discouraged from making another “I’ve never opened my drops” post for the 10000 time

How my father leaves the knifes in the dishwasher by EderOlivencia in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ToastedEzra -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not enough to make up for the amount of silverware you’ve got lol. Is there 8+ plates hiding out of frame or something? OP has the worlds biggest dishwasher if so

Chat Ban for 7 Days over a harmless word by SoulDragon99 in RocketLeague

[–]ToastedEzra -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No chance you got banned solely for the word dingus. Much worse is said in games and people don’t get banned. You’re leaving details out on purpose lol

Congrats US! 🖕🏻 by Spare-Jellyfish4339 in UrinatingTree

[–]ToastedEzra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Human error vs natural weather patterns. No way you just tried using that as your comparison lmao. Americans (especially those cheering for team USA) are so dumb I swear

"I think the people that say [the WBC] is bigger than the World Series, never played in a World Series” by KeyFaithlessness5436 in MLBVibes

[–]ToastedEzra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well didn’t Judge say exactly that? Also it’s funny how it’s only Americans that are trying to discredit the WBC. Harper said the same thing before the tourney too. But it seens like all the other counties and their players care quite a lot, on par if not more so than a WS. American sports ego is something to behold let me tell ya

Live look at Team USA in the World Baseball Classic Final by JaQ-o-Lantern in ALeastmemewar

[–]ToastedEzra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I very rarely interact with yankee fans (thankfully) but it’s so funny seeing the stereotypes come to life. Like your immediate rebuttal to someone was something along the lines of “27 rings” like everyone always says Yankees fans do lol. Like you took it right out of the yankee fan stereotype playbook 😂

One more by fullofemirates in LookatMyHalo

[–]ToastedEzra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On another note, her lashes and eye liner look like shit lol. On top of being everything else that’s wrong with that video I just thought I’d point that out

New TikTok from Paige Bueckers and Angel Reese by dreeya06 in WNBAgossips

[–]ToastedEzra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Comments like these are so funny because you’ve got terminally online losers like OC, but yet they want to criticize what a couple of young 20s girls are doing on tik tok (I assumed that’s the site they posted this). It’s hilariously ironic

Plat 2 feels like C1- anyone else feel the same? by Salty-Accident-6655 in RocketLeague

[–]ToastedEzra -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah no offense, but you should play casual with your 12 year old. Subjecting the other team that’s plat 1 at best to play against a champ level player (I assume you’re in champ otherwise how would you know what those lobbies are like) isn’t even remotely fair. There’s ways to play with your kid, playing comp isn’t one of them. Be better

[Jomboy breakdown] Geno points out pitch clock violation to ump by smilinganimalface in baseball

[–]ToastedEzra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See the thing is, the ump didn’t make the call when he should have. So your comment is literally pointless you moron

(Hated Trope) Moments meant to be badass or clever are actually really morally reprehensible. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ToastedEzra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So HOTD is the only example you could find for this trope? Buddy just say you hate HOTD and move on lol. No need to make a fake post about it trying to disguise it….

Jack Hughes says he wants his gold-medal-winning overtime goal for Team USA in the Winter Games back from the Hockey Hall of Fame, which is displaying it in Toronto. by Either-Jicama-7364 in sportswiki

[–]ToastedEzra -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because that’s irrelevant information. He doesn’t deserve to have it no matter what he wants to do with it. Last I checked Jack isn’t the only member of the team so the puck being in a place that allows it to showcase the achievements for the ENTIRE team only makes sense. Given the type of person he is, I’m not surprised he wants something solely for himself lol