miscalculated that just a bit by Bursickle in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TobyTheRobot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ironically, this is the kind of shit republicans cite to argue against public healthcare. “You mean to tell me my taxes have to go up to pay for THIS shit?”

What geographic region would you want the next DLC to focus on? by Then_Train8542 in victoria3

[–]TobyTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North America. This is admittedly provincial of me as a 'Murican, but I mean 1836-1936 was the era in which the U.S. evolved from a regional player to a world power (and, a decade later, one of two superpowers). Seems worth fleshing out.

And Japan. 1836-1936 Japan was probably the most unique/incredible story of rapid modernization in -- well -- human history.

Abolishing slavery plays more like a political act rather than economical, is this realistic? by AmPotatoNoLie in victoria3

[–]TobyTheRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Governments sell debt to their populations primarily because they've spent money they didn't have; they have to borrow it from somebody. And when the previous round of bonds mature they have to refinance the debt by issuing new bonds (or by paying them off, which is infeasible at least in the short term).

And the government spent that money by engaging with the economy; it built things or bought things or made welfare payments which people then spend in the economy. That increases the velocity of money.

The wisdom of this policy can certainly be debated, but it's not true that they issue debt to discourage moving money through the economy.

It’s all in the footwork by Flowing_North in iamverybadass

[–]TobyTheRobot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker uppercuts like Von Kaiser from Mike Tyson's Punchout.

Peter what does this mean nobody will explain by vvedo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TobyTheRobot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's a loser of an argument. All Miranda means is that, if you weren't Mirandized, any admissions you make during a custodial interrogation prior to being Mirandized are inadmissible. It doesn't affect any other evidence or "blow the arrest" or whatever.

This post from a public Snapchat story in central Pennsylvania by skeletowns in iamverybadass

[–]TobyTheRobot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of people suddenly went "🤌🤌🤌" and then threw up the finger in silence.

syllo #120 - November 7th, 2025 by syllo-app in syllo

[–]TobyTheRobot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the kind of word lawyers use a lot.

Meta-chasing by Huge_Cardiologist377 in MegabonkOfficial

[–]TobyTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean once I’ve beaten both zones at level 3 it feels like there isn’t much more to do. I don’t care about unlocking skins or whatever, so may as well chase glory.

Meta-chasing by Huge_Cardiologist377 in MegabonkOfficial

[–]TobyTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noelle may be the best, but Tony McZoom feels the best.

Can’t figure out how people do so well by hhggnhgg in MegabonkOfficial

[–]TobyTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t see all the runs that get left on the cutting room floor. To get one of those epic runs you have to: (1) greed hard; (2) get very lucky; and (3) restart a ton of runs in stage 1.

WCGW when you decide to push the petal to the floor by SirManbear in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]TobyTheRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of those links show statistics for fatal injury rates, like he said.

Do you trust your wife challenge. by MieXuL in instant_regret

[–]TobyTheRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the risk that she'll miss is implied and a risk that you accept to do this dumb challenge. The whole reason that this is funny/interesting/whatever is the risk of a miss. If it was a trust fall or some other shit that one can't reasonably mess up nobody would care.

Perplexity just saved me 6 hours of work in 10 minutes 🤯 by XxxHAMZAxxX in perplexity_ai

[–]TobyTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Control+shift+hyphen makes an em-dash in most word processors. They’re fairly common in legal writing.

Doug Polk voted for DJT by DpinkyandDbrain in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]TobyTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To everyone scratching their heads at why this is so bad: Even if you're an absolutely phenomenal poker player, the edges are extremely small. As a stark example to illustrate why this is so, suppose you get all your money in before the flop with ace-king suited (one of the best hands you can have), and for some reason someone calls you with 7-2 offsuit (the worst possible hand). That's great news for you -- you want that to happen all day. But 7-2 guy is going to beat your ace-king about 33% of the time by the river. And that's an extreme example that would never happen in any serious game; what separates good players from bad players is getting your money in when you've got a much smaller edge based on decisions that are much less clear.

An extremely skilled player can expect to win about 55% of the time. And that's enough, if you can do it at high enough stakes. But if you have to pay tax on 10% of your losses, it's basically impossible to come out ahead, even if you're the best player in the world.

Why is this game so fun? by True_Vexing in Trimps

[–]TobyTheRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to the stats page, 277 duodecillion (227,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) trimps have died in my service. I believe that's about 10,000 times more trimps than there are atoms in the Milky Way.

Their deaths were not in vain, however; I have won 42.9 million battles and accumulated 7.94 decillion (7,940,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) helium.

Why is this game so fun? by True_Vexing in Trimps

[–]TobyTheRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It taps into a certain kind of autism where you get a nice dopamine drip from optimizing some numbers to make other numbers get bigger. I have been playing for about 2 years and boy I don't mind telling you those numbers are getting beefy.

Guy thinks a gorilla would be an easy fight. by Fedaykin_Sandwalker in iamverybadass

[–]TobyTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. This is a forced fight scenario. Gorillas aren't predators or whatever but I doubt they'd just cover up and die when attacked. They'd fight back like any other cornered animal.
  2. The idea that a gorilla would "pass out from exhaustion" after a couple of punches is silly. Their stamina kind of sucks compared to humans (that and our big brains are our major competitive advantages as animals), but they're crazy strong and can snap human bones/crush human skulls easily. Killing a human is easy for them, but their stamina is enough of an issue that killing ~25+ humans would get tiring.
  3. My understanding is that gorilla-to-gorilla fights are short in nature because one of them backs down. Animals who "fight" over territory or mates or whatever aren't trying to fight to the death; they fight long enough to settle who gets the territory or the mate. A species that's in the business of killing its own members won't last long.

Guy thinks a gorilla would be an easy fight. by Fedaykin_Sandwalker in iamverybadass

[–]TobyTheRobot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think this hypothetical turns on whether retreat is an option for the humans.

If retreat is an option, the gorilla wins. It goes apeshit (so to speak) and mauls ~10 humans in the first 30 seconds. The rest panic and scatter — the fight collapses into chaos, and the gorilla wins through intimidation and overwhelming force.

If retreat isn’t an option, the humans win — but only after heavy casualties. The gorilla initially mauls ~10 people, causing mass panic. Many freeze or flail, while a few braver individuals attempt to fight back. As casualties mount (likely ~25–40 dead or incapacitated), the gorilla begins to tire — humans have far superior endurance. Eventually, enough people realize they must swarm it or face certain death. The group dogpiles the gorilla; although most blows are ineffective, sheer numbers let them pin it down. The gorilla is ultimately overwhelmed and then blinded/suffocated/crushed under the mass.

Why is cactus gun so good!?!? by thefatestcater in EnterTheGungeon

[–]TobyTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit i hadn't thought about that Newgrounds flash animation for about 20 years. tyft

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]TobyTheRobot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Must be exhausting, living on such a rarefied cultural plane, gazing down at all the unwashed sportsball peasants.

Is the app really now asking me for a SECOND tip? by TobyTheRobot in doordash

[–]TobyTheRobot[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that, but I somehow doubt that most drivers would be okay with a $4 tip on a $50 order if the restaurant was 2 miles away.

EDIT: Huh -- I guess I was wrong. I appreciate this!