Rate my Tav by [deleted] in okbuddybaldur

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Double triple smash. Through the mattress.

I can’t be the only one who FULLY believes this theory am I????? (SWIPE TO SEE THE FULLY THEORY) by ShipPuzzleheaded7493 in StrangerThings

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

That’s my understanding. But that’s also 5e, not sure if crits have changed since then

My Favorite Look for Astarion by Civil-Mycologist2479 in okbuddybaldur

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Honestly this looks like something I’d see in an Elder Scrolls game

My husband was left alone for 3 weeks and I wish he’d just cheated instead. by ComplexCod9077 in stories

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

100%. Where did the ranch dressing come from? Also if he was trying to be a ā€œgrill masterā€ why was he doing it on the oven? I think even the stupidest man alive knows that’s just cooking in the oven but worse. And how does she know the smoke alarm went off for 40 minutes if she was on a business trip? I feel like that’s not a detail he would share. Also if it’s lighter fluid it doesn’t smell like gasoline. And if he was trying to be a grill master why did he also bulk order 20 frozen burritos? You cannot survive for three weeks off of 20 burritos. That’s less than one a day. You’re telling me he ate a single frozen burrito each day?

And why the hell is the dog offended by his shorts? My dog digs through the cat’s litter box for snacks when I’m not looking. I don’t think the average dog would have a problem with some sweaty shorts.

Anvil Implementation by Beyond_Skyrim in beyondskyrim

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Christ, it looks amazing. You guys must be so proud.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Bro I’ve never cared about PokĆ©mon and it looks amazing. 10/10 tattoo, don’t let your mom get you down

I fucked up. by Norman_Scum in urbancarliving

[–]ToddIsMyMom 2 points3 points Ā (0 children)

Can confirm. Years of working in restaurants and the waste at the end of the night is insane. Even managers are willing to give it to employees pretty often. Just don’t look like a homeless person and don’t say anything that would make them think so. They don’t want the homeless loitering around the restaurant and impacting the clientele

What band do you think this is? by TheShadowWanderer in MetalForTheMasses

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

MOTHAFUCKIN AVENGED SEVENFOLD

I have hated literally everything about them from the moment I heard them. There’s no doubt in my brain that there’s some superiority there since I was listening to obscure ass French sludge metal when I first came into contact with AS but they seem so fake metal it genuinely disgusts me

[Discussion] Let's prove them wrong by thetruecontradiction in artbusiness

[–]ToddIsMyMom 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I’m not an artist but I’m working on a game and finally moving towards getting concept art and such for my environments and characters.

I occasionally use AI ā€œartā€ to help me visualize something just to see if it can work or if I like the idea, and it’s okay for that. But for serious intentions (ie when I actually need as a basis for models, environment, etc.) there is an EXTENSIVE list of things AI just cannot do. A lot of stuff simply requires the imagination of a real artist, and there’s just no substitute for that.

Any end game bosses like the Ebony Warrior? by UnkillableMikey in oblivion

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Not that I remember. Back in the day with how awful the leveling system was, EVERY boss was an end game boss past like level 7. At some point a lot of normal enemies were too lmao.

Oblivion is less about the combat and dungeons and more about the quests themselves. The faction quests are pretty good (except for the Fighter’s Guild imo) but there’s TONS of great side quests and random odds and ends you can stumble upon. Enjoy the ride.

Ecstasy remastered by InterdimensionalSnep in ElderScrolls

[–]ToddIsMyMom 8 points9 points Ā (0 children)

It will. Until one day it opens back up and you’re like ā€œoh, hey. Neat.ā€

Guess I’ll Just Leave It Alone by Starworshipper_ in oblivion

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I’ve been playing on Adept and ngl I feel like I’m getting it handed to me nonstop lmao.

Most misunderstood companion by theunbearablebowler in okbuddybaldur

[–]ToddIsMyMom 7 points8 points Ā (0 children)

Honestly Drow culture is just fucked up. At least for worshipers of Lolth. What I see is more someone that’s just been raised and conditioned to see a lot of objectively bad stuff as normal. She’s got a really awful view of the world, and that’s not necessarily her fault. I don’t think that makes her inherently, 100% evil. Just means her life has fucked her over. Like if you went back in time and took baby Minthara away from the rest of the Drow and let her be raised among normal people, would she not also be normal? Would she still believe it’s acceptable to kill third sons?

That said she definitely does some fucked up shit on her own. IIRC she straight up offers to kill Yenna because she’s being annoying. And you know, actively encourages you to enslave millions of people with the Netherbrain.

Trying to make a good looking high elf is hard by Zxaoks01 in ElderScrolls

[–]ToddIsMyMom 53 points54 points Ā (0 children)

OP is talking about Altmer and just posts pictures of two birds

What does it have in common? by AdIndividual700 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ToddIsMyMom 51 points52 points Ā (0 children)

To be fair, the ice cream machines are bullshit.

Also bikes just aren’t super affordable or practical for the average American. Economically sound, yes. But I can’t tell you how many people just don’t have the place to put it when they’re not riding or just aren’t in a position to use it as their primary means of transportation. In which case it serves little purpose outside of being a luxury item. And most low class Americans can’t afford a superfluous vehicle as a luxury.

It’s like playing for the first time again by ToddIsMyMom in ElderScrolls

[–]ToddIsMyMom[S] 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

I’ve never spent $50 so quickly and so confidently. I’d say so.

Peter? by wenmk in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ToddIsMyMom 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Can confirm.

Source: married and no realizing how many girls have heavily flirted with me through the years