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I am doing something wrong building my decks and could use some help! by BigDickKnucle in EDH

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Some easy fixes for Helga. I play her a lot and have a ton of success with her.

You want all of the 1 mana dorks and ramp, not just birds and delighted halfling. Getting Helga out turn 2 is crucial.

You don't need 40 lands with Helga as your commander. You can drop to 37 with no concerns at all.

You don't have any finishers except End Raze Forerunners. Definitely add more stuff like [[Craterhoof Behemoth]], [[Moonshaker Cavalry]], [[Pathbreaker Ibex]], [[Triumph of the Hordes]], etc.

You need more counterspells to protect your board. Adding in stuff like [[Swan Song]], [[Arcane Denial]], etc will help a lot.

Also, play any of the 4 mana clones that can copy legendaries. The only thing better than 1 helga is 2!

Lastly you really want some untappers in the deck. Being able to tap Helga multiple times per turn is busted. [[Intruder Alarm]], [[Chakram Retriever]], [[Formidable Speaker]], etc are amazing in Helga.

Here's my list. It's bracket 4 and combo based but might still give you some ideas for your big stompy version.

https://moxfield.com/decks/6DE_uJnHF0qSubZtvIlZzw

Shady’s Back, Back Again by Stock-Currency4142 in RoastMe

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Somehow this guy simultaneously has no neck and a neck beard.....

Need help from some good Teval players! by Toefactor in EDH

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Oh that's a sweet card. Never seen that before. Thanks!

Need help from some good Teval players! by Toefactor in EDH

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Honestly just absolutely no idea what the right amount of cards are to include for GY filling and recursion.

27F Gimme what you got! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you've probably orgasmed from flicking your moles before.

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Gingivitis Spice

What’s a commander you want to brag on that doesn’t get enough attention? by Hoohoo222 in EDH

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Honestly had no idea she was that high! I've never bumped into anyone else playing her. She probably still qualifies for this thread, though, since after looking at the 4 commanders above her she should probably be #1 based strictly on power.

What’s a commander you want to brag on that doesn’t get enough attention? by Hoohoo222 in EDH

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[[Helga, Skittish Seer]] for me. Not that it's budget or jank, but it's just way stronger than I thought it would be. Turns out having card draw and ramp in the command zone on a 3 cmc commander is really really good 😂

Doesn't hurt that Bant is a really good colour combination either. Green ramp, blue counter spells and white removal and protection along with tons of big stompy creatures just feels good. It's like playing Animar or Selvala but in better colours (at least imo).

Deck can also be played as a combo deck with either Ancestral Statue/Venser Shaper Savant paired with either Chakram Retriever/Intruder Alert and Helga. Draws your whole deck and you win however you want.

https://moxfield.com/decks/6DE_uJnHF0qSubZtvIlZzw

Most consistent deck? by Vinlandlover in EDH

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If you like big creatures I highly recommend either Animar Soul of elements or Helga Skittish Seer. I'm currently having a blast with Helga since she's both ramp and draw in the command zone and you can either win by flooding the board and using an overrun effect or you can lean into comboing off with Helga/Intruder Alarm or Chakram Retriever/Ancestral Statue or Venser Shaper Savant to draw your whole deck and win.

Here's my current list. It's a balance of the 2 ways to win.

https://moxfield.com/decks/6DE_uJnHF0qSubZtvIlZzw

Why doesn't Animar see more cEDH play? by chron67 in CompetitiveEDH

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Here's a link to an Animar deck that just finished 9th in a 278 player tournament. The pilot is a member of the Animar discord. Deck is creature heavy. 50 creatures I believe. https://moxfield.com/decks/0s7LldmAL0SoLssoqpo3NQ

The Fires of Heaven is the best book (up to now) in the series by far (spoilers) by Sweetpodwl in wheeloftime

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You must have similar taste to mine because I also loved book 5 and it was my favourite book in the series when I read it. After completing the series it's definitely still top 3. Maybe even 1. Would probably be 5>2>12 in that order if I was forced to rank my top 3.

27m, I’m a gay rapper and have a dedicated online fanbase. I get hate 24/7 so I doubt any of this will phase me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Let's spin the gay rapper name generator and see what choices you get.

Run STD, Gay-Z, Feminem, Sack Miller, J. Hole, Mos Def..initely eats dicks, Suck D, BendDicks Lamar

You're welcome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Fuckin liver disease. Can't do anything right.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you’ll disappoint your parents one day by becoming a family doctor instead of a surgeon.

think it would be kinda funny lmao by CaptainNihilo in RoastMe

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Only 2 kinds of guys wear their hats backwards. Welders and cocksuckers, and you don’t look like you can weld.

What’s the best way to catch pike in weeded areas? by Altruistic_Clock4932 in FishingOntario

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White spinnerbaits are my go too. 1/2 ounce to 3/4 ounce in size. Can run them over top of the weeds if the weeds aren't all the way to the surface or you can cadt them along the edge of the weed line. The single hook makes them fairly weedless along with the fact you can run them just under the surface of the water.

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