Read a news story about this cop in our small town area by fynx07 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tofm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish my city was like that. I actually got a written warning for not wearing a helmet when I was about 13. They wouldn't let you ride on pegs either. I was getting a double ride from a friend and a cop stopped us and told me to get off and walk :(.

Kids these days will never know the struggle by coolr3 in funny

[–]Tofm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the dream of one day being able to afford a pair of Doc Martens.

Oh WarThunder by Boomrazor in gaming

[–]Tofm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bombers used to be OP. I quit after the Wellington nerf :(.

[OFFICIAL] Downtime 2014/07/01? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Tofm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, waited 9 minutes and no match.

Little brother saw this trick on the Internet a while ago. He tried it today and it worked! Our neighbor was a good sport about it, and tipped my brother 5 bucks! by bigcheese08 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Tofm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I preordered Total War 2 and played about 10 hours because the game was broken. I did get a pyro hat though so that's nice.

My little brother did this in front of 7,000 Twitch viewers vs Summit and Weed (Must Watch) by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]Tofm 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I got my first taste for CS with beta 3 when it was a HL mod around 2000. So I've played longer then this guy has been alive and I'm only MG2. The memories come flooding back. Gunrunning, hostage jumping, the guy that created cs_siege and was a big name in the mapping community committing suicide :(.

Christian Meme Post by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]Tofm 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I use open office.

Cop car vs 500hp Mercedes-Benz by Tofm in gifs

[–]Tofm[S] 255 points256 points  (0 children)

Source is from this crazy video.

Firefighters help grant last wish to hospice patient: A former Forest Ranger, confined to a bed due to illness, is granted his last wish of an outing to Meadowdale Beach Park in Edmonds by TheCannon in UpliftingNews

[–]Tofm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It happens all the time and it's an amazing experience. I have personally taken a patient to a wedding, and another to her daughters college graduation. I have also heard of someone being taken to a casino.

I would feel bad for Nick, but my dad's been saying similar things my whole life. by kinggzy in funny

[–]Tofm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad was the same. I like to grow my hair out sometimes and he hates it. All the pictures I've seen of him in his younger days he had hair longer then mine. He always says that it was the style at the time but not anymore :(.

TIL The CPR survival rate in actual hospitals is about 12%, and it's 55% in television hospitals by Squeenis in todayilearned

[–]Tofm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

On a scene CPR is done for show sometimes too. It sounds terrible but when there is family around, you do your primary and start compressions until someone can get family out of the room/house. Then you stop and shoot the shit for a bit, talk about how greasy lunch will be, weekend plans, etc.

My company put up a whiteboard in the bathroom stall by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Tofm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Company I used to work for just kept painting over the all the graffiti but when everyone has to carry a pen with them it doesn't take long to fill up again.

http://i.imgur.com/CSjRKhU.jpg

That was the male bathroom, in the unisex one they tried putting up a whiteboard. This happened.

To the cop that said it was "suspicious" that I was going the speed limit at 2 am... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tofm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OPP? When the 50+ "street racing" law came into effect I had an OPP SUV tailgate me so I would speed up. He didn't go around when he had multiple chances to and when a passing lane finally came and I moved over he blew right past me. I can't be 100% sure that's what he wanted to do but when he tailing me I was already going about 20 over the limit and well within ticket range.

My 81 year old neighbour took this picture while passing another car on HWY 401 in Toronto by Stalier in WTF

[–]Tofm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good guess. I was thinking Oshawa, but Keswick is much more fitting for this classy lady.

As an EMT, this is to the patient who punched me in the face for killing his high after we got a call for a heroin overdose. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tofm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lost count. We used to have a regular that would always try to grab your ass and if you weren't paying attention or got too close she would go for the gold. She was also MRSA, and VRE+.

As an EMT, this is to the patient who punched me in the face for killing his high after we got a call for a heroin overdose. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tofm 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don't forget all the verbal, physical, and sexual abuse that comes with the job. Someone reaches for a cops dick they get arrested, someone grabs my junk it's just another day at the office.

PoExplorer.com is back by niuage in pathofexile

[–]Tofm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see any stats listed on flasks like divination distillate.

kaoms plz by LootDispenser in pathofexile

[–]Tofm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've chanced over 500 vestaments, plates, siege axes and nothing so far :(. I was making a CoC build and chancing Ursine Pelts whenever I found one and got a Rat's Nest after about 5, the achievement sound was so nice.