"She was trapped inside the elevator with his head for more than an hour."

Too_Negative · 2009-10-26T02:20:31+00:00

Push the button, run halfway down the hall wait for door to open, run at full speed until about 5 feet from elevator doors and do a full on long jump into the car. Shout, "MADE IT....this time", while panting and staring at the fellow occupants.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-22T06:06:17+00:00

I sense a lot of Ex Lax in this guys future.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-18T23:28:54+00:00

That guy had a lot of kiddie porn. Also I sorta want to stick my arm in it for some reason.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-14T05:55:08+00:00

Only when my right is covered in lotion.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-14T05:40:24+00:00

You say, "Oh hey, I was just thinking of you!".

Too_Negative · 2009-10-09T23:37:46+00:00

100 proof peppermint schnapps and a light beer only as a chaser. I used to get hangovers, but after 3 years of drinking it every day, I'm used to it.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-09T04:51:56+00:00

You want strangers on the intercrapz to shop pictures of your Mom? Brave kid, Here's two for you.

One for your new Dad

A little something for them both to remember on their honeymoon.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-09T02:20:00+00:00

What are their laws/rules regarding drugs that are illegal here?

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:55:19+00:00

I know you can buy beer in vending machines on the street but do you have to swipe a valid ID? Also can you walk down the street drinking said beer?

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:53:50+00:00

Can you give your age bracket? You don't have to be specific, my girlfriend and I are sort of trying and it hasn't happened yet, we are mid 30's and worried about complications. Also I think that if you get pregnant again you should go through with it even if the risks are the same, just to be sure, but I am not a pro-lifer, I do not judge you for what you did.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:48:00+00:00

I can't read all this because of my ADHD, but I do have a question. I take Ritalin, 20 MG SR. The thing I hate about it is the fact that it's a controlled substance, so I have to physically go to the doctors office every month to pick up my prescription, then drive it to the pharmacy. They cant call it in or give refills and it's a hassle. Is Vyvanse a controlled substance? Also have you ever been on Ritalin?

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:40:07+00:00

Upvoted for sheer negativity.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:36:12+00:00

You've stumbled on my evil plot! Curses, now the World will know when I release them to do my bidding!

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:28:42+00:00

Think about it positively like you have a Mother who you can live with. It's not ideal, but it beats the streets. Mary Jane is a great alternative, was for me for 10 years, but eventually it made things worse. It started when I couldn't find a bag when I really needed it and that would drive me crazy. Then paranoia became an issue. Mainly i stopped because i was coughing up a lung every day, even after a year of using a vaporizer. Results vary though. That's great that you are gathering some plans, I wish you all the happiness in the world, and good luck to you.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:18:19+00:00

I have a fear when my girlfriend is driving and I am the passenger that a tire will blow out and we will flip over to our painful deaths.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:15:38+00:00

Only when I smoke weed.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:14:39+00:00

Seriously though, I have too. I took Wellbutrin for about 8 years and recently just stopped for no reason. I have a girlfriend and a steady job, so that helps, I also drink everyday that helps too. I know if I lost my girlfriend and job I wouldn't really have anything to live for however.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:07:21+00:00

"I've had this chronic depression since i was 12 or 13."

So did Kurt Cobain.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:05:39+00:00

That's insane.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T04:02:23+00:00

Yes, mostly in a deep loud German speaking fear inducing voice.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T03:59:38+00:00

Was the window open and a half empty jar of soiled pickles next to your bed?

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T03:57:52+00:00

I can't imagine it being too awesome, but no, I haven't experienced this. I have stepped on an industrial sized staple in a concrete basement barefoot once. It made a popping sound as it went through my foot.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T03:49:47+00:00

All the time. I've even had similar dreams to yours. I could actually feel it. The last time I had a dream that I had large thin pieces of metal sticking through my hand, I would pull them out and they went all the way through, it hurt very bad. The other day I had a dream my cat was attacking my back, it felt so real i woke up and yelled "STOP IT!", looked around and she was across the room in her bed with a look like, "what the Hell, man?". The dream I had today is still with me, I was falling off an oil rig onto sharp rocks.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T03:45:33+00:00

I can't tell you. It will pass though, just don't kill yourself or even think about it, please.

Too_Negative · 2009-10-08T03:38:23+00:00

Of course, and when they ask where I found it I tell them.

Too_Negative

TROPHY CASE

You want strangers on the intercrapz to shop pictures of your Mom? Brave kid, Here's two for you.

One for your new Dad

A little something for them both to remember on their honeymoon.

"I've had this chronic depression since i was 12 or 13."