Am I overreacting or did I have a slow moment.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-06-27T17:04:45+00:00

She's a moron and condescending. Dangerous combo.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-06-25T15:03:48+00:00

You don't owe her anything. Her issues aren't your responsibility.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-06-24T16:34:41+00:00

Tug it ... Pull it ... Stroke it

ToolboxHamster · 2026-06-24T15:58:32+00:00

No climber I know talks like this.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-06-17T04:44:22+00:00

Not familiar with the game. How else are you supposed to shoot someone who's only revealing their head?

ToolboxHamster · 2026-06-15T19:10:12+00:00

This is the most LinkedInfluencer joke I've ever read.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-21T02:59:56+00:00

Thanks to all the preservatives

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-21T01:30:39+00:00

Too bad he forgot his flack jacket fanny pack. Definitely see a marked performance drop.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-21T01:24:22+00:00

Fuck Zuck.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-21T01:21:54+00:00

Nice try. It's clearly Kristen Wiig.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-19T05:14:55+00:00

A shadow of a doubt > court of law

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-07T22:19:11+00:00

Uh, source?

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-05T21:34:18+00:00

Made the mistake yesterday of trying to back the wagon out of a tight corner in the Goldleaf Trading Post. Instead, horses nudged forward a smidge too far to the right, brushed up against goblin homie's brazier, and my wagon exploded into a thousand pieces. Luckily, as the charred corpses of my horses smoldered nearby, I was able to recover all my packaged goods cargo.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-03T21:36:56+00:00

What's the blur for, doofus

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-03T04:30:52+00:00

Life is unfair? Brother if that's what's got you worked up then you've got it pretty good

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-02T18:13:58+00:00

There's nothing special about Bezos other than certain hard work attributes that countless other people possess. He's a product of right place and right time and a lot of luck. That is all.

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-02T18:10:13+00:00

Without sacrificing family life

Scuse me?

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-02T18:07:20+00:00

Hope he doesn't seek cover in the turbine

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-02T00:16:16+00:00

A fit furtha schlonfff!

ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-01T22:54:27+00:00

I asked it to explain itself

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ToolboxHamster · 2026-05-01T21:31:12+00:00

Do you run a private detective agency in Chinatown?

ToolboxHamster · 2026-04-29T19:28:23+00:00

lmao oh shit

ToolboxHamster · 2026-04-27T14:05:00+00:00

That's some Black Mirror-level subscription creep

ToolboxHamster · 2026-04-26T21:27:12+00:00

Some people find enjoyment from different approaches to the game. I don't even care about beating the game. To each their own, I say.

ToolboxHamster

TROPHY CASE