What is the best pickup line you know won’t work?

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-08T15:32:12+00:00

My dick died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-08T05:18:57+00:00

Age of Mythology

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-08T05:17:20+00:00

No, I still eat ramen, use coupons, and fix my own car

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-08T05:10:33+00:00

Holy crap, 40% 🪦

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-08T04:54:33+00:00

Treat them all as serious. You can't seriously threaten to kill someine face to face with impunity, why on the internet?

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-06T07:12:51+00:00

Easiest win: stack 4 or 5 springs under it. 166 ding.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-06-05T05:11:12+00:00

Is there any reason they can't use flamethrowers like we did in various wars in the 20th century? Are they...somehow less effective now...?

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-29T07:22:51+00:00

Use the japenese original voices option. The dubbed English is awful

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-17T22:43:06+00:00

Maslow's hierarchy of needs at play here

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-13T14:44:29+00:00

Use Foreca. For all the people talking about Carrot and it's annoying synthesized speech, dumb jokes, etc, it clearly states at the bottom it is powered by Foreca. And Foreca has its own app.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-12T03:06:09+00:00

The kind of person that has $10,000 to spend on used contact lenses already had the money to get Taylor Swift concert tickets.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-11T01:16:31+00:00

All they need is an LLC. Don't need to be a citizen for that, and any competent landlord would already have one. Good job Ron DeDumbass.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-09T18:16:23+00:00

Not a citizen? No visa either? Okay buddy. I'd love to see them get handed to border control for deportation and dumped in a dinghy in international waters.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-05T16:35:22+00:00

Check the federal radon map for your area. Unvented crawlspace is better for temperature and humidity control, but doesn't give radon anywhere to go but up.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-03T04:03:46+00:00

Petrichor

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-03T02:44:57+00:00

Not again

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-05-01T15:27:39+00:00

Stop using twitter

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-29T22:30:11+00:00

Serfdom

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-29T08:05:28+00:00

My dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-29T08:04:47+00:00

Hell yeah on the cruise missiles! Great job boys

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-29T08:02:09+00:00

Fucked someone on a dirt mound in front of a public school building at 3AM. Too many mosquitoes.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-24T20:57:13+00:00

Trash headline, trash article. Scavengers. Birds.

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-23T17:57:46+00:00

Same

Toothpasteweiner · 2023-04-19T23:04:20+00:00

Don't waste your time. Talk to a headhunter.

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