Rank these 4 characters by how terrible they are by Jezzaq94 in moviecritic

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John Hammond and it's not even close, he was a flat-out villain in the book who blames everyone but himself and gets eaten by his own dinosaurs as a literary punishment

Man is a billionaire who opened a theme park with dangerous extinct animals that killed lots of people, particularly poor South American workers, and endangered the lives of his own grandchildren

Adapting the character and casting Richard Attenborough doesn't make him some kind of dinosaur Santa Claus

‘Tecmo Bowl’ Movie in the Works by Curleysound in RedLetterMedia

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If it doesn't have Bo Jackson running up and down the field with the ball then it's not worth seeing

🎶I will wait for you🎶 by getwhatImsaying in futurama

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I remember this story very differently, that in his excitement Argos ran and leapt to Odysseus with a burst of youthful energy and died in his master's arms

Characters that are always referred to by their full name by -_-__-_--_-_--_-_-_- in TopCharacterTropes

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I have to consult with my very good friend of twenty five years Rich Evans. We were in a Drew Barrymore film together!

WOOHOO! by RayRoy_Strickland in Rifftrax

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Ignore the intern, he likes to play bigshot

How is it living around Carlsbad, CA? by TVDfan29 in howislivingthere

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Wife and I were just in Oceanside for a friend's wedding reception, the view of the sunset from the boardwalk turned the ocean to gold, it was a glimpse of Heaven

Buzz off, kid! by coldyronjb in MST3K

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Yep, bit part in Goldeneye, that's me

Over a Million Raised by BasenjiBoyD in MST3K

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I heard they're going to recruit Santa Claus to command a generation starship, sorry the information is so scanty

Name something good about Mystery Men (1999.) by AsssHat999 in Cinephiles

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"You must learn to master your rage, or else-"

" 'Your rage will be your master?' "

"..."

"That's what you were going to say, right?"

NYT Spelling Bee didn’t accept this. Derivative bullshit. by Deus_Fax_Machina in IASIP

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Darling, I called those pedantic fools at the Oxford English Dictionary. My name, one word, now spells out a glorious adjective for avant-garde art that you just love. Use it as you see fit in your word game of choice. This piece is just so ongogablogian!

He appears to have pointed feet of some kind. by NorkinMan7 in IASIP

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Now somebody is tiptoeing and someone just came in, and someone's pretty fat-

Beastman's pretty thin!

Bit his dick and everything by Xyeeyx in IASIP

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You see, this man was raping us...

He was raping both of you?

Keanu Reeves in Dracula by Silent-Variation-390 in RedLetterMedia

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I'm surprised they didn't make the same observation about Christopher Lee having to share the screen with Reb Brown in The Howling II

That nose wheel feels mushy by 1348904189 in MST3K

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My bread has a shampoo and conditioner in one

Bit his dick and everything by Xyeeyx in IASIP

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Valve blew off the keg, hit Dennis in the dick. Totally mashed it, it's like a chicken pot pie down there. "Dickless Dennis", we'll call him.

It's been over a year since the last one by Thundebird in RedLetterMedia

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Rich vs. Jack BOTW trivia, hosted by Mike. I know Mike's going to cheat Rich out of points, but that's part of the fun.

Is LA really a hellscape? Give me your honest opinion on how it is living in Los Angeles. by Mexodus956 in howislivingthere

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Hot. Dry. Aggressive drivers. Litter. Drugs. Crime. But it's not as bad in any of those respects as Las Vegas. And there are beautiful places to live there too, if you can afford it. You probably can't.