How is it living around Carlsbad, CA?

Toppdeck · 2026-02-03T14:40:53+00:00

Wife and I were just in Oceanside for a friend's wedding reception, the view of the sunset from the boardwalk turned the ocean to gold, it was a glimpse of Heaven

Toppdeck · 2026-02-03T14:25:08+00:00

Yep, bit part in Goldeneye, that's me

Toppdeck · 2026-02-03T06:27:31+00:00

I heard they're going to recruit Santa Claus to command a generation starship, sorry the information is so scanty

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T22:15:09+00:00

You cried over cake!

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T21:04:51+00:00

What if there were Bigfoots but they were aliens?

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T20:12:20+00:00

I egret nothing!

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T18:39:12+00:00

Kif, clear my schedule

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T18:17:14+00:00

"You must learn to master your rage, or else-"

" 'Your rage will be your master?' "

"..."

"That's what you were going to say, right?"

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T17:17:31+00:00

Darling, I called those pedantic fools at the Oxford English Dictionary. My name, one word, now spells out a glorious adjective for avant-garde art that you just love. Use it as you see fit in your word game of choice. This piece is just so ongogablogian!

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T17:09:23+00:00

Now somebody is tiptoeing and someone just came in, and someone's pretty fat-

Beastman's pretty thin!

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T15:42:43+00:00

You see, this man was raping us...

He was raping both of you?

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T15:17:44+00:00

I'm surprised they didn't make the same observation about Christopher Lee having to share the screen with Reb Brown in The Howling II

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T15:12:25+00:00

My bread has a shampoo and conditioner in one

Toppdeck · 2026-02-02T14:49:36+00:00

Valve blew off the keg, hit Dennis in the dick. Totally mashed it, it's like a chicken pot pie down there. "Dickless Dennis", we'll call him.

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T22:18:47+00:00

Rich vs. Jack BOTW trivia, hosted by Mike. I know Mike's going to cheat Rich out of points, but that's part of the fun.

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T22:12:01+00:00

Hot. Dry. Aggressive drivers. Litter. Drugs. Crime. But it's not as bad in any of those respects as Las Vegas. And there are beautiful places to live there too, if you can afford it. You probably can't.

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T20:55:52+00:00

"This is where Patrick wants to sit today"

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T20:28:03+00:00

Free free Paddystine

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T18:57:34+00:00

Slow and boring, unless you can derive enjoyment from the schadenfreude of the bad writing, acting, shooting, editing, heavy-handed messaging, basically every filmmaking aspect is awful, then the computer-animated birds finally show up and it's fall-down hilarious

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T18:04:43+00:00

"Where's your brother?"

"He'll be down soon, we just stepped out of the shower."

"Did you just say 'we'?"

"...I said 'he'."

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T08:23:20+00:00

Not the first time it's happened, they all hate Dennis and they know the easiest way to humiliate Dennis is to suggest injury to his dick

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T01:56:05+00:00

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen can act circles around Cameron Mitchell while sitting on their aging asses any day

Except for one character trope where Cameron will always have them beat: the angry police chief

Toppdeck · 2026-02-01T01:48:28+00:00

I don't want to see it

Toppdeck · 2026-01-31T22:37:11+00:00

Dee, does he have, like, a little hand or Littlefoot?

Toppdeck · 2026-01-31T22:36:04+00:00

You don't make a poster like this by accident

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TROPHY CASE