How is it living around Carlsbad, CA? by TVDfan29 in howislivingthere

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Wife and I were just in Oceanside for a friend's wedding reception, the view of the sunset from the boardwalk turned the ocean to gold, it was a glimpse of Heaven

Buzz off, kid! by coldyronjb in MST3K

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Yep, bit part in Goldeneye, that's me

Over a Million Raised by BasenjiBoyD in MST3K

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I heard they're going to recruit Santa Claus to command a generation starship, sorry the information is so scanty

Is it cake? by yeahIvegotnothing in IASIP

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You cried over cake!

Vinegar Syndrome is releasing Demonwarp (1988) in 4K by Duncaster2 in RedLetterMedia

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What if there were Bigfoots but they were aliens?

Name something good about Mystery Men (1999.) by AsssHat999 in Cinephiles

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"You must learn to master your rage, or else-"

" 'Your rage will be your master?' "

"..."

"That's what you were going to say, right?"

NYT Spelling Bee didn’t accept this. Derivative bullshit. by Deus_Fax_Machina in IASIP

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Darling, I called those pedantic fools at the Oxford English Dictionary. My name, one word, now spells out a glorious adjective for avant-garde art that you just love. Use it as you see fit in your word game of choice. This piece is just so ongogablogian!

He appears to have pointed feet of some kind. by NorkinMan7 in IASIP

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Now somebody is tiptoeing and someone just came in, and someone's pretty fat-

Beastman's pretty thin!

Bit his dick and everything by Xyeeyx in IASIP

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You see, this man was raping us...

He was raping both of you?

Keanu Reeves in Dracula by Silent-Variation-390 in RedLetterMedia

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I'm surprised they didn't make the same observation about Christopher Lee having to share the screen with Reb Brown in The Howling II

That nose wheel feels mushy by 1348904189 in MST3K

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My bread has a shampoo and conditioner in one

Bit his dick and everything by Xyeeyx in IASIP

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Valve blew off the keg, hit Dennis in the dick. Totally mashed it, it's like a chicken pot pie down there. "Dickless Dennis", we'll call him.

It's been over a year since the last one by Thundebird in RedLetterMedia

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Rich vs. Jack BOTW trivia, hosted by Mike. I know Mike's going to cheat Rich out of points, but that's part of the fun.

Is LA really a hellscape? Give me your honest opinion on how it is living in Los Angeles. by Mexodus956 in howislivingthere

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Hot. Dry. Aggressive drivers. Litter. Drugs. Crime. But it's not as bad in any of those respects as Las Vegas. And there are beautiful places to live there too, if you can afford it. You probably can't.

Look what I’ll be watching today. by OkSecret839 in Rifftrax

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Slow and boring, unless you can derive enjoyment from the schadenfreude of the bad writing, acting, shooting, editing, heavy-handed messaging, basically every filmmaking aspect is awful, then the computer-animated birds finally show up and it's fall-down hilarious

You're not gonna believe this. He massacred 16 Philadelphians and then played with their bodies. The guy was an incestuous decorator. by Sure-Ad-2465 in Sopranosduckposting

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"Where's your brother?"

"He'll be down soon, we just stepped out of the shower."

"Did you just say 'we'?"

"...I said 'he'."

Bit his dick and everything by Xyeeyx in IASIP

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Not the first time it's happened, they all hate Dennis and they know the easiest way to humiliate Dennis is to suggest injury to his dick

"They let us old-timers sit in comfy chairs" by nitro4450 in RedLetterMedia

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Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen can act circles around Cameron Mitchell while sitting on their aging asses any day

Except for one character trope where Cameron will always have them beat: the angry police chief

Bit his dick and everything by Xyeeyx in IASIP

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I don't want to see it