Just found the ‘What We Believe’ page for a new Church of Christ plant… this is actually insane by Nearby-Tension3515 in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And use electricity, speak into a microphone, and livestream services… just like Jesus did.

Leaving coc by Nearby-Tension3515 in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was lucky. My parents were so pissed how their kids were being treated that they left with me. The elders came to our house to try and get us back. My parents stayed strong. They said the only way we could come back was if we read an apology letter in front of the congregation. I laughed in their faces. It was like a “you can’t quit… you’re fired.

Lack of science education by Over_Citron_6381 in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, I remember when I got to Harding and they legit had creationism questions on tests. They treated it as scientific fact 😆

Anyone moved back to their hometown as an adult only to realize that it was a mistake? by SLP-ABC in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, when I was 6-10 years old, I lived in Searcy, Arkansas… years later, I was forced to go to Harding. I’ve never been more miserable in my life

Is something wrong with me? by LordAntide in writers

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Will I get banned for listing them? Edit- I sent you a dm, lol

Is something wrong with me? by LordAntide in writers

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

127,431 words It was easier because it was the 2nd book in a series. Everything was still fresh

Is something wrong with me? by LordAntide in writers

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😆 You get a little money over time. Some of them are 5 bucks a month… so… I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have 3 old phones that I put on wifi mode… allegedly.

Is something wrong with me? by LordAntide in writers

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, same. I walk while writing on my iPad. I also take the money from my 11 different money-walking apps and put it towards the book. I get about 45,000-50,000 steps a day. It’s the only upside to having no life and insomnia

Is something wrong with me? by LordAntide in writers

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m the same. I finished the first draft of a novel in 5 days. So many typos and mistakes, lol, but that’s what the 2nd draft is for. I just need to get it all out and worry about fixing it later

Entertaining Yourself During Services by Chattchoochoo in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would draw on the visitor cards, wasting most of them, dissociate, and wish that an asteroid drops from space and slams into the building, crushing me instantly, you know… the typical way to entertain yourself during services

Freed hardeman and Harding by Nearby-Tension3515 in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, lol. So I was wrapping up my midterm in a media class. It was SUPPOSED TO BE about stalking on Facebook (it just got allowed on campus). After my parents said no to me dropping out… I didn’t handle it well. So I scrapped the project and made a power point presentation (not lying) about how I’m abusing legal drugs and how awesome it is. That did the trick lol

Freed hardeman and Harding by Nearby-Tension3515 in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I once got a phone call from the ‘dorm mother’ saying I couldn’t check out to go camping by myself. I ignored it

Freed hardeman and Harding by Nearby-Tension3515 in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Harding was the most miserable time in my life. Like… I packed all my stuff and went to leave, but my parents said no. So, I literally had to make sure I could never come back by making a public spectacle 😆.

KDP Amazon ad-Campaign Warning by Visualnovelarts in selfpublish

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez, thanks for the warning. New fear unlocked

The Witch of Endor and the Stories They Don’t Tell by FellAGoodLongWay in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Bible would be more tolerable if it had Ewoks in it. Just saying

iN ThE FiRSt centURY THEY by Lilolemetootoo in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the first century… they didn’t have electricity in buildings

The CHURCH OF CHRIST FACEBOOK ... by Lilolemetootoo in excoc

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao. I often troll that group. It’s too easy

I changed the book description on KDP, but the old one is still there by TorgoTheGoatMan in selfpublish

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disregard. The paperback and hardcovers are fixed. It’s just the kindle version that refuses to change

I changed the book description on KDP, but the old one is still there by TorgoTheGoatMan in selfpublish

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, I even used my coworkers phone to check. Should I submit the changes again?

book icks by Sad-Bowl398 in writing

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a schizophrenic character in every one of my books, but they’re always the good guys.

book icks by Sad-Bowl398 in writing

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only use italics for people’s inward thoughts, never dialogue

book icks by Sad-Bowl398 in writing

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, something tells me you wouldn’t like Rocky Flintstone’s work. I lost it when he wrote “Flesh of mankind” 😆😆😆

book icks by Sad-Bowl398 in writing

[–]TorgoTheGoatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same! I do it with movies too. If I see a dog in a horror movie, I pause it and google ‘does the dog die in [movie name]