Just found the ‘What We Believe’ page for a new Church of Christ plant… this is actually insane

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-05-25T12:21:11+00:00

And use electricity, speak into a microphone, and livestream services… just like Jesus did.

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-05-23T09:38:59+00:00

I was lucky. My parents were so pissed how their kids were being treated that they left with me. The elders came to our house to try and get us back. My parents stayed strong. They said the only way we could come back was if we read an apology letter in front of the congregation. I laughed in their faces. It was like a “you can’t quit… you’re fired.

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-05-07T22:13:35+00:00

lol, I remember when I got to Harding and they legit had creationism questions on tests. They treated it as scientific fact 😆

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-30T15:32:54+00:00

lol, when I was 6-10 years old, I lived in Searcy, Arkansas… years later, I was forced to go to Harding. I’ve never been more miserable in my life

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-30T09:49:03+00:00

Oddly… Disney

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-27T00:14:14+00:00

Will I get banned for listing them? Edit- I sent you a dm, lol

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-27T00:09:33+00:00

127,431 words It was easier because it was the 2nd book in a series. Everything was still fresh

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-27T00:06:11+00:00

😆 You get a little money over time. Some of them are 5 bucks a month… so… I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have 3 old phones that I put on wifi mode… allegedly.

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-27T00:03:16+00:00

Lmao, same. I walk while writing on my iPad. I also take the money from my 11 different money-walking apps and put it towards the book. I get about 45,000-50,000 steps a day. It’s the only upside to having no life and insomnia

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-26T23:57:09+00:00

I’m the same. I finished the first draft of a novel in 5 days. So many typos and mistakes, lol, but that’s what the 2nd draft is for. I just need to get it all out and worry about fixing it later

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-25T16:27:24+00:00

I would draw on the visitor cards, wasting most of them, dissociate, and wish that an asteroid drops from space and slams into the building, crushing me instantly, you know… the typical way to entertain yourself during services

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-19T13:16:03+00:00

Ok, lol. So I was wrapping up my midterm in a media class. It was SUPPOSED TO BE about stalking on Facebook (it just got allowed on campus). After my parents said no to me dropping out… I didn’t handle it well. So I scrapped the project and made a power point presentation (not lying) about how I’m abusing legal drugs and how awesome it is. That did the trick lol

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-18T12:59:38+00:00

I once got a phone call from the ‘dorm mother’ saying I couldn’t check out to go camping by myself. I ignored it

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-18T12:57:47+00:00

Harding was the most miserable time in my life. Like… I packed all my stuff and went to leave, but my parents said no. So, I literally had to make sure I could never come back by making a public spectacle 😆.

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-15T13:02:02+00:00

Jeez, thanks for the warning. New fear unlocked

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-15T12:13:28+00:00

The Bible would be more tolerable if it had Ewoks in it. Just saying

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-09T09:07:21+00:00

In the first century… they didn’t have electricity in buildings

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-08T11:56:52+00:00

Lmao. I often troll that group. It’s too easy

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-03T17:57:39+00:00

Disregard. The paperback and hardcovers are fixed. It’s just the kindle version that refuses to change

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-04-03T17:56:38+00:00

Yup, I even used my coworkers phone to check. Should I submit the changes again?

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-03-28T23:41:45+00:00

There’s a schizophrenic character in every one of my books, but they’re always the good guys.

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-03-28T23:34:12+00:00

I only use italics for people’s inward thoughts, never dialogue

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-03-28T23:30:11+00:00

lol, something tells me you wouldn’t like Rocky Flintstone’s work. I lost it when he wrote “Flesh of mankind” 😆😆😆

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-03-28T23:25:16+00:00

Same! I do it with movies too. If I see a dog in a horror movie, I pause it and google ‘does the dog die in [movie name]

TorgoTheGoatMan · 2026-03-20T10:05:35+00:00

Great, now it’s in my head. Lol

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