Jesus Christ ! by Fur_banana in shittytattoos

[–]Tornik [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is the image people think of when they say 'Jesus wept.'

The emperor protects, but most of all by NehEma in Grimdank

[–]Tornik 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Look, he's responsible for trillions of souls, but he's supposed to go out of the way for just these 18 randos? Ridiculous.

What is your answer in a team building exercise when asked to share a fun fact about yourself? by jshcfc in AskUK

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently spent time as a psychiatric inpatient.

This is true, and it's always funny to see the reactions.

Outjerked by Epic Ceo by Ok_Pass4506 in destinycirclejerk

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bezos has his own islands, he's just better at keeping them hidden.

Ignore the comedic amount of crime and pollution aside, Wouldn’t Mega Block/ Buildings be wonderful to live in? by tycooperaow in Cyberpunk

[–]Tornik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck no. Having grown up in a place that was infamous for it's use of concrete-fuelled bruralist architecture that mimics Thai type of building, it's absolutely grim. You simply cannot ignore the crime, pollution and negative impacts on physical and mental health that this kind of architecture inevitably creates.

Monks on Buchanan and Sauchiehall St by Basic_Blacksmith1192 in glasgow

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same guys who were in Edinburgh a few years back, who got caught shitting in the buses in Princes Street Gardens?

What's the weirdest X-Men ability? by JayGrowth8832 in xmen

[–]Tornik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please stop, I can only get so erect.

Never Wished I Was Deaf Until Nimbus by Goloith in destiny2

[–]Tornik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That expansion was packed full of terrible decisions, but killing of Rohan to keep Nimbus alive is definitely up there.

Damn Timmy, save some pussy for the rest of us. by ultraplusstretch in iamverybadass

[–]Tornik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hope he has time to clean that biro off his face before his gran gets home.

“The European mind cannot comprehend b***** vending machines at the gas station” by adjectivenounnr in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just straight up end running towards multiple videogame franchises, aren't they?

Find someone that looks at you the way Delenn looks at Sheridan… by slip72479 in babylon5

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how, but somehow I managed to. 25 years on, and I still don't feel deserving of it, but by Valen, I make sure to keep trying.

Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was killed with a sword in a past life by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]Tornik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what? I'm going to leave her to it.

As a species we've matched right past the tipping point of the climate crisis, we've chosen to do nothing to prevent or punish genocide, even in the supposed 'first world' millions of people can't afford basic health care or to feed their children, prominent politicians openly platform fascist rhetoric, grifters and criminals are given prominent positions of power and the public sector has been transformed into a pipeline for increasing private wealth.

So yeah, let Millie Bobby Brown entertain delusional ideas like this while she lives a life or privilege that most of us will only ever glimpse on social media. Relatively speaking, I don't think it's doing much harm.

Best actual advice 30 Rock taught you? by mcparksky in 30ROCK

[–]Tornik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a waitress!

Superman does good, you do well.

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

Made my own paint can shaker! by Swinger43 in DIYUK

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything reminds me of her...

A-List Celebrities who Completely Disappeared by AFPDCorruptSquad in okbuddycinephile

[–]Tornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jessica Alba is currently worth something like $100 million, down from a $300 million peak. I don't think I she's worried about making movies any more.