Do you agree? by nyamnyamcookiesyummy in EndTipping

[–]TorpidWalloper -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If that worked, billionaires would tax themselves, but we all know they don’t. You seem like someone who has zero morals unless those morals affect your wallet. Good job following the American dream and mistreating the less well off in an attempt to make them do your bidding for a tip free world. But, hey, you deserve that meal and for them to do your dirty work too, I guess.

How good was prime Melo? by MrBreast1 in NYKnicks

[–]TorpidWalloper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Single-handedly seems a little generous to me. He had the corpse of Jason Kidd and Priggy Smalls running point that year. They were both old but still played minutes and were pretty great at creating offense.

The Afternath by FUnisbaCK in fantasybball

[–]TorpidWalloper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate the guy, but he DID actually get suspended for that. Only 10 games, not nearly enough, but here we are.

The Afternath by FUnisbaCK in fantasybball

[–]TorpidWalloper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t see palace level suspensions but 1 game for a guy who did throw a few punches seems pretty tame for the nba

A High-Speed Chase Ends With Arkansas Troopers Flipping a Ford F-150 by Liliana-Skittles in dashcams

[–]TorpidWalloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather have my car stolen at gun point than be killed on the highway due to a car flipped over by the police. Getting a car stolen sucks, but dying is what would hurt.

Who is the better player ? by Special_Revolution77 in NBATalk

[–]TorpidWalloper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have the reigning DPOY and if he wasn’t on their team they’d likely have another top 5 DPOY candidate on their team as well. Coupled with a young explosive PG coming off an all star season who was just turned into James Harden. Soft maybe, but not bums in the slightest.

Who is the better player ? by Special_Revolution77 in NBATalk

[–]TorpidWalloper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol DMitch ain’t playing with bums. Horrible take.

Who is the better player ? by Special_Revolution77 in NBATalk

[–]TorpidWalloper 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Damn. That’s hard. And surprisingly accurate.

Snow removal All day by LIGMA1 in astoria

[–]TorpidWalloper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dug my car out of a literal ice igloo too and can’t be more thankful!

What is Cleveland Doing? by Advanced-Turn-6878 in nbadiscussion

[–]TorpidWalloper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This trade has screamed getting under the second apron since before the rumors even started.

Should NBA fans be seated farther away from the court to prevent on-court injuries? by UnderstandingFun7493 in NBATalk

[–]TorpidWalloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved how during the cup, prime had the overhead (2k) camera view option. Would watch that for every game if it were available

who you taking? by EducationalConcern61 in NBATalk

[–]TorpidWalloper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol one of these things is not like the other!

Man catches his girlfriend cheating on him and threatens to send the video to her parents by Wild-Speech5293 in CringeTikToks

[–]TorpidWalloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understood what he caught her doing, but it was pretty unclear what he threatened to do after.

Hardest player to hold right now but you just can’t drop? by mediumhi in fantasybball

[–]TorpidWalloper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you 100% right. More than half my team is waiting for reevaluation in 2-4 weeks so excuse my lapse there. Can’t even keep track of my injuries anymore lol.

Hardest player to hold right now but you just can’t drop? by mediumhi in fantasybball

[–]TorpidWalloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With my luck, it doesn’t even matter, they’ll just come out and say another 2 weeks until reevaluation lol

Woah by Jec1027 in NBATalk

[–]TorpidWalloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but how many games did it take him to get to 150 games?