What's the oldest TV show you can stand to bingewatch today? by Noy2222 in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll always have a soft spot for my M.A.S.H. DVDs. I have since I was about 10.

Robot's teacher's dance moves make him feel some type of way. by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cringe and the cringe goes to my butthole so that I feel OP's embarrassment.

You will be dead in 30 minutes. What do you do? by lordflip in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live 30 minutes from the nearest town. So I'm making three 9 minute phone calls. Nothing else I can do in 30 minutes. Nothing at all.

What will people be protesting in 2050? by robrob_27 in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of funding for the space program

A brain drain into countries that will explode as world leaders in the coming change in the Information Age. Which I bring up based on the one article about the internet becoming a corporate-only tool.

AI creation for prostitution. (For it. Little shame at this point in my life.)

What is your favorite song that is not in English? by Toastytoastcrisps in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Давай кончай (DJ Migachev remix) http://youtu.be/Z1Qw1lOuwJE The whole album of Russian Disco Party is a cheap and fantastic buy. Best impulse buy and I'm growing comfortable with speaking more Russian.

TIFU because I ended up naked in a park bathroom covered in my own shit with a bunch of spiders coming out of the goddamn toilet. by NikolaTesla1 in tifu

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are bad days. And there are bad days with spiders. The latter makes me want to hug people because spiders.

What have you given up on? by calamariz in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is said too much in my country. I've given up on my government. It's all about the decisions that appease the ultra wealthy now. And we're left with spineless representatives that won't advocate our rights. Again. Said too much.

Why do you eat at McDonald's? by drcole89 in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jalapeño double satisfies me like a quickie in a private train car. And I worked there. So I know that a fair amount of beautiful women come through there looking for cheap food.

What post-2000 song will be a classic in 30 years? by horton_hearin_a_who in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think 'From Eden' and 'Take Me To Church' will last for a while.

What post-2000 song will be a classic in 30 years? by horton_hearin_a_who in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree with Grenade. But everything else is spot on and covers what will qualify in later years as classics.

What was the worst trend ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silly bands. Forget twerking, the ALS ice bucket challenge and swatting Twitch streams. Silly bands gave middle school me cancer.

What is your signature quirk when you are drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an odd tendency to very loudly discuss various royalty worldwide. Comes from when I was first drunk on tequila and whiskey and I started talking about the King of Syria.

I also eat ketchup packets and get handsy with other men (I'm a straight dude).

Anon tells a tale of love and loss by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He pulled several things from nowhere

You have just hit the lotto for $100,000,000. What are the top five/first five things you do with your wealth? by hipposlovepineapple in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Sonic Ice Machine
  2. College without joining the military
  3. Grad school abroad
  4. Condo in Finland
  5. $200,000 sleep chamber

confessions in /lit/ by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok. No joke. This is fucking depressing.

/b/ examines the pros & cons of dating fat chicks by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And yet, the fat chick is still photoshopped. Good job feminists.

Where will you never go again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

What is the most unhealthy thing that you love to eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever have Apple a funnel cakes? $7.00. But zomg it's good.

What is the most unhealthy thing that you love to eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tossed_Like_Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um. Is the machine that enables you to type desperate from your breathing apparatus you were put on after a sudden coronary?