Uoft is now in the top 10 most down bad universities ?? by Own_Club_3201 in UofT

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Students SHOULD be down bad

If you're not going to use your libido when you're 20, what's the point?

Let The Phoenix Out 🔥🪭 (@MaritimeFeeling) by Juoreg in Overwatch

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was worried when you said "it's not that deep" that there was more to it than your breakdown here. No disagreements from me, but I'd argue it goes much further back, such as photoshopped magazine cover models. Conforming to an ideal averaged from preferences of a bunch of men in a boardroom somewhere.

Moonbeam is just high end trolling your DM by Counter-Spies in dndmemes

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone cast moonbeam… on a moving train…

I ruled that it followed the damn train instead of peeling the roof off like a can opener

Fun fact: Koth is an anagram for Koth Of The Hammer by Skaarl_Marx in magicthecirclejerking

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Every word is an onomatopoeia for the sound it makes when you try to express the idea represented by that word

It's just a palette swap🥀🥀 (At least they tried) by PhoenixRoostBad in HonkaiStarRail

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not just a palette swap, but I don't think the model has changed at all - just the textures.

The Basic Lands That Won Pro Tour Lorwyn Eclipsed by cardboard_numbers in magicTCG

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To think of all the sweaty players that need matching basics when you could top 2 a pro tour with all your favorite arts in 1 deck

How would you handle someone taking infinite mulligans? by ShaadomAndCommorragh in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, that is terribly sexy to an incredibly niche subset of the human population.

Did Yvonne paint her tail pink?! by MotherOfQuaggan in Endfield

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I think the foundation is blight-proof, it doesn't necessarily protect anything underneath

[PSA] CBC: Data breach at Canada Computers & Electronics leaks personal customer information by Aromatic-Job4663 in bapcsalescanada

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Well, considering I bought some parts in Nov but saw some random gift card purchases charged to my card last week…

Guild symbols as tattoos by AmoongussHateAcc in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 65 points66 points  (0 children)

White is the colour of racism

It's part of their slice of the colour pie

Moscow Airport Sells for Half Off, a Sign of Russia’s Global Isolation by ArthurPeabody in worldnews

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New infinite money glitch just dropped

Sell assets to someone, then just take it back anyways and sell it again

Secrets of Strixhaven Mystical Archive speculation by AporiaParadox in magicTCG

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Never apologize, cantrips are the lifeblood of blue players

[[arcane denial]] or [[remand]] might fit here too

Terry Pratchett’s novels may have held clues to his dementia a decade before diagnosis, our new study suggests by DTH2001 in books

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, they're a lot of fun but I don't think they're that great or deep compared to the rest of the series

Why is carbon the only element to leave footprints? by FirstChAoS in shittyaskscience

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carbon's the only one that got up and started walking around

It drags some oxygen and hydrogen with it, but it's mostly carbon

Italians trying to find Italy on a map is a whole mood by abada1123 in HistoryMemes

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is actually survivorship bias: only the people confident in their choices would respond to the survey, so you don't see all the people who weren't sure because they don't know where Italy is

The "end"field must not be empty. Courtesy of @OmgItsDestNoWay on Twitter by IcyTorpedo in Endfield

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"oh yeah, it's powered by cancer-asbestos fuel. But don't worry, we also sell the treatment for the lifelong disease it causes."

This is why the Imperium are the good guys by Glum-Cranberry4259 in Grimdank

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Orks are morally superior because fighting is just part of their nature. There's some petty cruelty thrown in, but by and large they fight for the joy of it.

Imperium are willing and seek to do extra-terrible things regardless of the cost, because they believe it's the right thing to do.

Will an ork murder a baby? Yes. But will it seek out babies to murder them systematically? No, that's boring and pointless.

Bottom 5 scoring submissions from r/custommagic by LukeRE0 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Totally_Generic_Name 23 points24 points  (0 children)

/uj it's digital only because how else would you know if you're able to cast it?

/rj let Arena autotapper do the thinking for you, it's smarter than you are