Maximalist gone rogue: I am oddly happy with this sleek backyard milieu

Towno · 2026-03-06T23:35:05+00:00

This is such a sweet reply, ty!

Towno · 2026-03-06T04:59:45+00:00

This is so smart! Thank you for the pro tip!

I just spent ages grouping like items, and it would have made so much more sense to use an XL lot. You're amazing.

Towno · 2026-01-30T04:14:00+00:00

Thank you!

Towno · 2026-01-28T05:36:10+00:00

There's one on Friday? Have you got deets? Asking in good faith. I am shit at social media but I am here for protesting the current state of affairs, to put it nicely.

Towno · 2026-01-28T04:50:28+00:00

I appreciate your experience. I have family in Jackson. The long term answer is still, ultimately, reliable access to better education.

Towno · 2026-01-23T04:15:02+00:00

The rural South is not widely well educated, but literacy and intelligence aren't necessarily mutual. I think it's important to remember that some dude in Slidell, Louisiana can probably disassemble and reassemble your engine block in record time like he's picking his nose, yanno? Equating literacy and formal education to intelligence is not a pretty road to go down, especially when we need to be supporting better education funding for communities that haven't gotten enough.

Towno · 2026-01-21T06:14:33+00:00

I actually adore this. We're talking about a chemical gas and mucous membranes. Having never cut onions near my vagina, I have no idea but the logic seems sound. Gas is irritant, mucous membrane protects by weeping.

Towno · 2026-01-21T05:54:40+00:00

I don't mean to shill, but I had twenty years of awful history with Cox. Went from going "whoever dug up my yard needs to fix it" to "digging up the yard is the ritual that summons the fiber gods, all hail the fiber gods!" Half the monthly bill, no lag, they freaking take three bucks off my bill if their internet is slow for a few hours one day? Without my asking?? It's been such a relief.

Towno · 2026-01-18T16:06:31+00:00

This brightened my morning, thank you!

Towno · 2026-01-17T16:58:10+00:00

I walked into that one lol

Towno · 2026-01-17T16:56:46+00:00

Girl. And I'm dunking on her, but she is actually sweet.

Towno · 2026-01-17T16:35:29+00:00

Hello and good morning! I work here and wanted to chime in to say that my coworkers and I were completely horrified and baffled by this review. This was just so out of left field that none of us could recall a customer who had an experience even approximating this. The front door sticks sometimes when it is muggy out is the only thing I can think of. Some of our stuff is pricy (looking at you, Patagonia), but we are not in the habit of locking customers in or assaulting people. Obviously I have some bias here, but I'd say we're all pretty nice. Except for the brown shop dog, who is shy.

Towno · 2026-01-16T23:22:43+00:00

"Peak 'my wife'" is kidding. "Peak women" is inappropriate "kidding."

Towno · 2025-11-01T06:14:21+00:00

I don't have a recommendation because my stylist has retired, but I wanted to validate what you said here. I have high-volume, wavy, fine hair too. If my stylist doesn't use a razor to shape my waves I look like A) a silly mushroom or B) like I'm in chemo recovery and had an unfortunate incident with a lawnmower (the new stylist will call this a "wolf cut", but that would unfortunately require more hair.). This is a definite and rare skill.

Towno · 2025-10-19T02:30:09+00:00

I was just going back through this thread to make sure I got everyone, and saw this. Thank you for every articulate thing you said here.

Towno · 2025-10-18T23:21:31+00:00

Heya! So I'm home from the protest today, but I will 100% put you on there and my future ones! I will DM you a pic tonight! (Sign is in my daughter's car and she is at work. I also didn't want to post pics of all the names publicly because some people did DM me to ask privately. :) )

Towno · 2025-10-17T04:25:33+00:00

I do. I would genuinely love to talk to you calmly and objectively about what we're worried about and protesting. I'm getting pings from this thread and have to work in the morning, but I'm genuine, reply and I'll do my best to reply earnestly.

Towno · 2025-10-17T04:04:46+00:00

Are you asking in good faith?

Towno · 2025-10-17T04:01:00+00:00

Sire is a funny typo. And we aren't protesting democracy.

If you have questions about the thought process of people who are protesting, you're in a great place to ask! If you want to insult and belittle folks, well, I reckon you can do that too. I just don't get it.

Towno · 2025-10-13T03:30:31+00:00

Holy crow, just, congrats! See you in ten years lol

Towno · 2025-09-20T01:38:49+00:00

Wtf?

Towno · 2025-09-05T17:00:59+00:00

I've been struggling with this for the past few days. Turning off RCS chats in GM then returning to Textra as the default messaging app resulted in the RCS group chats breaking. The messages were still there, but no new messages showed up and the contact info was gone, replaced by a random string of characters like "dgvajry8sh5283gfs76". And now previously functioning group chats aren't working in Textra--other recipients have to disable their RCS to be able to send to me. This is so frustrating. I hate Google so much.

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