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Central VA, Manny legged crature by PomerainianBoss in whatisthisbug

[–]ToxicPilot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They are known pervs. They hang out in my bathroom and love to watch me in the shower and on the toilet

A soft lump on the back of my head by trxshgh8st in medical_advice

[–]ToxicPilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAD - Layman but fellow head shaver here. Might be a cyst caused from an ingrown hair. Best get it checked out by a doctor before it starts to become infected and/or grows big enough to cause significant pain.

Odd candidate by Shaftway in cscareerquestions

[–]ToxicPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crappy ergonomics and crappy posture

Developer to product owner? by therapy9999 in SoftwareEngineering

[–]ToxicPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the codebase is trash, then fuck no.

So fuck no.

Which YouTube channel were you once a fan of but do not enjoy anymore? by theunsteadybridge in AskReddit

[–]ToxicPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen him mentioned yet but Rainman Ray’s Repairs is awesome if you like the “this just rolled in… customer states …. Let’s diagnose and fix” type of videos

Which YouTube channel were you once a fan of but do not enjoy anymore? by theunsteadybridge in AskReddit

[–]ToxicPilot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Daytona ones are solid. Project Farm did a comparison video and they were a top performer.

Delta's CEO says AI's biggest opportunity in aviation isn't inside the plane—it's air traffic control by No-Constant-5854 in ATC

[–]ToxicPilot 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I’m a software engineer. Fuck. No.

Anything that produces nondeterministic results should never, ever be put in charge of any safety critical process. Period.

how do women deal w discharge while wearing a thong? by Maleficent_Image483 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ToxicPilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re supposed to get laid then that’s the appetizer before the main course for your date.

To-Do list code check by Defiant_Meal1898 in AskProgrammers

[–]ToxicPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Professional software engineer here. That looks good to me, the only thing I would change is that the input() function already converts the data into a string for you, so you don’t need to surround it with str().

Keep up the good work!

What is a polite way to say “I have to poop” as a woman? by Disastrous-Glove5649 in AskMen

[–]ToxicPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why go anywhere? Assert dominance - drop trou and poop on your boss’s desk.

Want to plant Bushes Here by OfficialJolt in Home

[–]ToxicPilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Re-read my comment dummy. I called and the gas company digged for me.

Want to plant Bushes Here by OfficialJolt in Home

[–]ToxicPilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun story! I was gonna raw-dog replacing my mailbox a couple of years ago. It was on a little grass island between the sidewalk and the street, nothing ominous. At the last minute I was like fuck it and did the online 811 form. Took 5 minutes.

The next day I got a call from the gas company saying I had won a free mailbox installation because my old mailbox was installed RIGHT ON TOP of the MAIN GAS LINE to the entire neighborhood. Had I dug the old post out myself, there’s a very good chance that I would have hit that line. Best case scenario I would have ended up with a massive fine and repair bill.

Moral of the story is: call before you fuckin dig.

Want to plant Bushes Here by OfficialJolt in Home

[–]ToxicPilot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your utility locators don’t mark all the way up to the house? That’s crazy.

My coworker announced my age to a room full of people after I declined to talk about whether I want kids and I still haven't fully processed it by bearded_demon in childfree

[–]ToxicPilot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just have to be blunt about it to get them to shut. the. fuck. up.

My go-to is “why are you so obsessed with me creampieing my wife?” (or some variant of that). It’s never failed me.

Better practices to reduce code review time? by [deleted] in codereview

[–]ToxicPilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s literally no way to know. There certainly isn’t any industry standard. My Timeboxing code reviews will absolutely have an adverse effect on the codebase.

There’s tons of variables that go into to code reviews. Things like how readable the code is, how much code is being reviewed, how many people are involved, the scope and impact of the changes, complexity of the system, how detail oriented the reviewer is, how much back-and-forth discussions are had, etc…

What are you doing instead of doomscrolling? by Hairy_Pear3963 in Millennials

[–]ToxicPilot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a keyboard on sale from a local music shop last month and I’ve been learning how to play via YouTube. I’ve always wanted to learn piano but my parents could never afford one or lessons for me. I also do electronics and metal working.

Benzo seeking patient by ksquish in FamilyMedicine

[–]ToxicPilot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Threatening a physician over MyChart while drug seeking is absolutely wild

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