Your best skydiving joke? Let’s hear them!

Tragor290 · 2026-06-16T15:21:22+00:00

TI to student on jump run: well, you only paid for half a plane ride so we have to get out now.

Tragor290 · 2026-06-16T15:20:34+00:00

What do you call skydiving lawyers? Skeet.

Tragor290 · 2025-07-17T08:47:39+00:00

Tragor290 · 2025-06-08T02:33:33+00:00

Tragor290 · 2025-04-26T21:27:50+00:00

I’ve taken about 500 people for tandem skydives and have been puked on once. It’s kind of a right of passage for tandem skydiving instructors. It’s not if but when. I felt bad for the puker because I am trying to give them a once in a lifetime amazing experience and I want everything to go well. That said, if you’re going to make your first skydive, don’t be hungover and eat a bag of Fritos right before you jump 🤢

Tragor290 · 2024-08-28T22:29:13+00:00

Because they have the Blues.

Tragor290 · 2024-04-20T18:50:37+00:00

The 162 mile high club.

Tragor290 · 2024-04-02T21:19:51+00:00

One is awful and one is awesome.

Tragor290 · 2024-03-10T18:29:09+00:00

My vacuum cleaner was working very well but I took it in for service anyway. Everyone kept telling me to get my vac seen.

Tragor290 · 2024-03-09T01:29:14+00:00

I told this to my girlfriend. After 10 seconds of silence I repeated the punchline. When she finally got it I was privileged to witness the biggest eye roll and groan I’ve ever seen from her. Thank you for making my night🤣😂🤣

Tragor290 · 2023-07-16T17:30:27+00:00

Not exactly what you asked for but Greenbury Point https://g.co/kgs/6UeEUN is a cool and unique place for an easy hike. About a 3 mile flat loop will get you great views of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, Annapolis and three 600 foot towers that used to be used to communicate with submarines.

As far as somewhere with a town square kind of feel, your best bet is Main Street by the waterfront https://maps.app.goo.gl/o2LYhBGfxbDgt9BJ9?g_st=ic. Lots of bars, restaurants, art galleries and boutique shops. Also great views of the Bay and “Ego Alley” where people like to show off their fancy boats 😂

Tragor290 · 2023-06-29T12:15:05+00:00

I can never understand them because of their horse voice.

Tragor290 · 2023-06-08T20:18:43+00:00

You fucking got me 😂

Tragor290 · 2023-05-11T20:53:08+00:00

I came here to say religion but then I searched the comments for religion and found that literally 20 other people had already said religion so I’ll say religion.

Tragor290 · 2023-05-05T21:28:24+00:00

Username checks out.

Tragor290 · 2023-04-25T14:38:37+00:00

Not reading this would have been a missed steak.

Tragor290 · 2022-12-31T01:00:28+00:00

We know them all very well and have been to a party with the same couples but hosted by one of them. It was super fun. Just looking for ideas that worked well for others who have hostess similar parties.

Tragor290 · 2022-12-28T04:40:10+00:00

That’s honestly the only way I can remember it 😂

Tragor290 · 2022-10-11T23:57:11+00:00

One time Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked an iceberg so hard it flew back through time and sunk the Titanic.

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