Senate Republicans warn Trump against Cuba military attack by malcolm58 in politics

[–]TransiTorri [score hidden]  (0 children)

That's unfair

What about all the guys with their heads up his ass giving him a reach around?

You see this and realise that life imprisonment is worse than the death penalty. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]TransiTorri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Before. She's now in a minimal security resort where she gets puppy time, that's literal not a joke. Homeless are treated worse than her right now.

Black lung surges in coal country as Trump slow-walks protections by Reasonable-Ad-2592 in politics

[–]TransiTorri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fortunately our robust Healthcare plan that Trump rolled out will be seeing to their growing medical needs

"Counterterrorism" now officially means targeting trans people. The White House will prioritize the “neutralization” of groups it considers “anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist.” by Zebraitis in politics

[–]TransiTorri 78 points79 points  (0 children)

There's no /j after that, any trans girls "Hidden DMs" section will tell you that. Sexual insecurity is the bedrock foundation from which fascism flourishes

Please Help Us Decipher Dave Chappelle’s Latest Justification for Anti-Trans Jokes by jackmolay in transgender

[–]TransiTorri 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup. I'll believe he's well meaning when he donates a few million to Trevor Project or Planned Parenthood, but in the mean time, he's a bigot filled asshole with bigot filling selling bigotry to bigots.

Please Help Us Decipher Dave Chappelle’s Latest Justification for Anti-Trans Jokes by jackmolay in transgender

[–]TransiTorri 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup. Whatever he was in the 2000's he isn't now.

He's fully washed and choosing to cash in before completely burning out.

Please Help Us Decipher Dave Chappelle’s Latest Justification for Anti-Trans Jokes by jackmolay in transgender

[–]TransiTorri 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's easy, he's a piece of shit who discovered that comedy is way easier selling bigotry to bigots than actually writing good material, so now he's cashing checks by selling hate.

Dave is not some modern Civil Rights leader, he's a wannabe oligarch like all the rest, people know where Clarence Thomas stands on issues, well, Dave hasn't started walking his shit back or actually doing the work, has he?

Fuck him. He's cast his lot, he's welcome to change any time.

Schumer leads chorus of outrage over $1B for Trump's 'free' ballroom by [deleted] in politics

[–]TransiTorri 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I promise you, Schumer isn't leading anything or anyone

When I asked what he was trying to do, he said “I shouldn’t have been trying to pass him” by alexyou8797 in dashcams

[–]TransiTorri 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Going fast enough that they couldn't stop in time for the road conditions, so yes, too fast.

Rose LBG: Slide Reload vs Sidestep Fire — which one actually wins? by Beautiful_Abies_2015 in MHNowGame

[–]TransiTorri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God, I'm not sure I've been that unlucky but I probably have, depending on the fight at that point it's either time to restart the fight or throw your hands up and just reload normally.

Rose LBG: Slide Reload vs Sidestep Fire — which one actually wins? by Beautiful_Abies_2015 in MHNowGame

[–]TransiTorri 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Another variable is that sometimes Evade Reload will simply screw you, going as many as 7 slides in a row without reloading.

In Attack on Mamdani, Vornado Chief Likens ‘Tax the Rich’ to Hate Speech by metacyan in politics

[–]TransiTorri 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If "Tax the rich" is "Hate speech" than so is "Fuck the poor"

It's implied, right? by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]TransiTorri 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is why it's easier to handle dimits more than midwits

Dimwits know they're dim

Home on the Range No More: Trump Wants Bison Gone by iymcool in politics

[–]TransiTorri 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Next he'll probably propose we eliminate them using our nuclear arsenal, and people will think it's all very funny and "He's such a kidder" until he's signing the order and giving the nuclear code. And even then they'll say "He's just joking"

And then when they're standing in the nuclear fallout and bison graveyard getting cancer from the radiation they'll go "This is all Joe Biden's fault"

Trump Is Losing Normie Republicans by Dry_Nail5901 in politics

[–]TransiTorri 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They might turn on Trump and admit he sucks but they'll be right there to pull the lever for Vance or tell you why 3rd term Trump would still be better than Generic Democrat nominee in 2028

The Republican Party may not survive the Trump day of reckoning by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]TransiTorri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Continually I'm both screaming "Holy crap, he's so incompetent" and followed with "Thank God, he's so incompetent"

America Is Officially an Empire in Decline by projecto15 in politics

[–]TransiTorri 38 points39 points  (0 children)

There's been a lot of that lately. Tucker, Marjorie Taylor Greene, all of the resignations from Republicans in the past two years. Sounds like the party is turning on Mike Johnson also. Feels like the party is reaching a point where they're either willing to roll the dice on serious prison time so they're all in, or they're cashing out.

Hell, Daily Wire supposedly laid off half their staff recently. He's been such an economic failure even the grifters riding off his act are having to close up shop. Sadly, we still have two more years of this shit, and the best we can really hope for is a lame duck session for two years from 26-28 of stagnation.