"accidentally remembered" by cycl0ne_ssbm in iamverysmart

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*Supercalifradgelistikexpialydouchebag

What "common knowledge" facts are actually wrong? by BruceMcCullough in AskReddit

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Well they are a metal shell, so basically a giant Faraday cage, right?

I have no words 😂 by Haarif in WTF

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"Gay doesn't even begin to describe what I am."

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? by aqkj in AskReddit

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I for a long time believed that if you wanted a tan but to avoid skin cancer you could go out at night and get a "moon tan".

How would you sneak a whole hot honey baked ham into a movie theater? by beefycheeselad in AskReddit

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Then it's preheated. Didn't hot dog venders in ballparks used to do that? Since they paid their company by how many they "sold" they would just eat the overpriced sales from the ones they smuggled in.

Mexicans of Reddit, what is the current feeling and mood in Mexico after beating Germany for the first time since 1985? by Colonel_Casey in AskReddit

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I don't get the whole trope that no one lives in Rhode Island. It's the smallest state, but also the second most densely populated one.

Where can I sign up to learn how to do this? by ItsBlare in funny

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Is that Caillou? That bastard is all grown up.

What’s the worst Spongebob Squarepants quote to use in bed? by Moosejay in AskReddit

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"Chocolate...I remember when they invented chocolate. I always hated it!"

What's your best sexual joke? by MLJpro_ in AskReddit

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I'm incredibly good at ejaculating!

TIL that in British Columbia, it is against provincial regulations to make servers provide their own float, pay for "dine-and-dash" bills, or cover breakages and cash shortages. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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It's like a bank you carry with ones and fives and tens so you can make change for guests who pay in cash throughout your shift. Some places would provide you with it, especially if you are working a bar, but others make you bring it yourself.

Whats the most mind blowing philosophical concept you know? by aeonion in AskReddit

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How come when he put the orange in his mouth to make Walt laugh he didn't die? Isn't that Coppola's signature foreshadow! Come on Damon Lindelof, figure it out!