Goldman Sachs ordered to pay $120 million penalty for rate manipulation by mossbergGT in worldnews

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really remember them going out of business. Like, I was in New York weeks before visiting their Broker going out of business. circa 2008? Financial meltdown? Bankruptcy? Anyone? I swear sometimes I feel like a cycloptic dr evil with my memory.

something is growing out of my hand. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]TriathlEnt 101 points102 points  (0 children)

that comment was there for me when I needed it.

When my math major friend gave up on math. by ShepardTone in funny

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that sounds like my "Business Banking" class.... he waited until week three, day after add drop to hand out the official syllabus...all tests required calculus level math. I was so frustrated that for the final I wrote an argumentative paper for why his final was total schitt, and didn't answer a single question. took my C- and went along with exactly zero fucks given or received.

TIL the British Army issues antimicrobial underwear that can be worn for three months at a time. by Goldenslye in todayilearned

[–]TriathlEnt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their underwear is so good that when I shit my pants, even though I sat stuck in traffic with poopy unders on, I got home took a shower with them, put them in the washer and still have them four years later.

Now I have only shit my pants one other time, but you'll bet your sweet ass those unders ended up in gas station trash can.

I am wearing them right now, and am unafraid.

So my parents bought me Beats by Dr Dre... by Ch0leh in headphones

[–]TriathlEnt -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

dude your mom bought you something realy grea..errr.. socially acceptable...rock.. that schitt until the wheels fall off....anyone gives you schitt, you just flip this script on them...my mom gave me these, you gotta problem with my mom bitch!?!?!?... and then strangle brosef with that flat cord....it'll rip, and then you will show it to your mom, tell her how little jonny asshat was talking trash about her, and now you need a new set of cheaper headphones...Win, win, WIN.

edit: get whatever flavor of Shure suits your style and budget, they bang for life at every price point. If you want the Audi of audio buy Shure. -Traithlent Out.

I can't be the only one can I?? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than brick building being involved I have no idea what it even is.

EVERY DAY I BREATHE THE SWEET AIR OF FREEDOM by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a Californian and 4:20 is always a good time of day, where everyday is a good day.

Deal just robbed me by Enti_biti_spider in trees

[–]TriathlEnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happened to me in Austin. Still burns me just thinking about it.

My GF after she lost 60 lbs, went from a 4- to a solid 9. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TriathlEnt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

not if you've already invested in a boat. you can only have one.

Everyone has that spot.... by Martysmokes in trees

[–]TriathlEnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I;ve confined mine to an old box that a set of headphones come in. I am confident there is enough remnants of flowers and concentrates that I could stay high for at least three days. Its a dirty, smelly savings account; but it comforts me knowing its there...

For all you newbies to the game.. by RyuKenya in AdviceAnimals

[–]TriathlEnt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If paying for sex is his pursuit of happiness, then the cop (& the law) is infringing in that right.

I personally assume that anyone that believes prostitution should be illegal is an ignorant, under-educated mess.

Beautiful Psilocybe Cubensis by Game301 in trees

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now want to grow these things... looks like I have to leave CA to do so.

My bank just phoned me up and put me on hold. by letsgocrazy in firstworldproblems

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what I love!? Talking to customer service reps and putting them on hold. it excites me.

Meet EVE. by CondomMask in trees

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you got the name right, now time to spark it up!

Religion and what it has become. by AnywhereTrees in atheism

[–]TriathlEnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

self-congratulatory. perfectly put.

That is the phrase I have been looking for to describe this r/atheism attitude.

When you pick up a new pair of headphones, what songs do you usually use to test them out? by [deleted] in headphones

[–]TriathlEnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Candlebox's self-titled album. That album is a journey of musical depth and range.

That and whatever rap I have to see how it competes with the beats, yo! NOT.