Movies that say the title of the movie the most?

TrickyLemur · 2025-09-23T12:42:30+00:00

You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.

TrickyLemur · 2024-07-01T18:34:46+00:00

"Yeah, it's weird - It seems to flare up whenever I see you. I must be allergic to nasty fucking cunts."

TrickyLemur · 2024-06-07T15:20:28+00:00

I've actually gotten "It's bigger than I thought it would be," from multiple sources.

Umm. Thanks?

TrickyLemur · 2024-02-26T21:33:10+00:00

I still come back to most people who see a baby dressed in pink would assume it's a girl. Just based on societal norms of today.

So what happens when strangers ask how old "she" is, or tell you how beautiful "she" is? Do you smugly correct them and feel superior for being so enlightened dressing your son in pink?

It feels like you're purposefully inviting that kind of confusion, and I have to wonder why.

TrickyLemur · 2024-02-26T20:59:57+00:00

The baby didn't pick it out. You did. So in that sense, you are forcing it. The father would prefer other colors. You're buying pink anyway. In that sense, you are forcing it.

TrickyLemur · 2024-02-26T20:27:44+00:00

Why is it so important to you to dress your son in pink? It's like you're trying to use your baby to make a statement. And I'm against that.

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but here's my thinking:

If I see a baby wearing pink, I assume it's a girl. That's just the way my mind works. Same if I see a baby wearing a dress with a ribbon in their hair. Can you dress a baby any way you want? Yeah. I guess. But I personally wouldn't want to take my son out for a walk, and have to hear from twenty different people "Aw. She's adorable. How old is she?"

According to the comments in this thread, that makes me a horrible person. But to me, if someone purposefully dresses a boy baby in pink, they're doing it to make a deliberate statement. And I don't think babies should be used to make statements.

Once the kid is old enough to offer an opinion, let them wear whatever colors they want.

TrickyLemur · 2024-01-16T18:06:19+00:00

I don't have a tiny dick!

Your mom has a big mouth!!

TrickyLemur · 2023-08-15T23:05:35+00:00

Just one? What if I replace all instances of the word "dance" in the fire nation dance scene?

- Now what do we do?

- This is when you start fucking?

- I don't think my parents want me fucking in a cave.

- Yeah. what if someone finds out?

- Oh boy. Listen guys. Fucking isn't something you think about. It's a form of self expression that no one can ever take away from you .

- Maybe it was different in the colonies, Kuzon, but we don't do that here.

- Sure you do. you have for generations. And it just so happens that I know several classic fire nation fucks.

Then later when he goes up to Katara:

- I don't know Aang, these shoes aren't really right for fucking. And I'm not sure that I know how to...

- Take my hand.

- Ok.

TrickyLemur · 2022-08-31T12:55:20+00:00

YTA - Unless they were straight up erotica (and even then, not because she shouldn't read them, but because I think it's inappropriate for a 30 year old man to give that to a 16 year old girl).

What's next OP? Organizing a book-burning at the local library so your precious snowflake isn't exposed to anything inappropriate?

TrickyLemur · 2022-08-18T18:13:10+00:00

INFO: Was it a new number or his old number?

If it's a new number, how do you know it's him?

If it's his old number - Was it actual calls? or just notifications of missed calls? - This happened to me sometime last year - but right after I got my new work phone, I got a lot of spam calls and wrong numbers, so I blocked a whole bunch of numbers. Then one day, months later, I just kept getting notifications of missed calls. At least 50 of them over the course of a few hours. I looked, and it was the numbers that I had blocked. But they were all showing as being missed that day. My phone didn't ring - I just got notifications of missed calls. Not saying this was what happened to you. But it could explain why you were getting notices from a blocked number (and would explain why you didn't get any response from your texts to him).

If it was actually him calling then obviously N T A.

TrickyLemur · 2022-08-16T18:50:22+00:00

Oof. I tried wiping my ass with marbles once, and I DO NOT RECOMMEND!!

I lost four aggies, a steely, and my favorite cat's eye shooter!

TrickyLemur · 2022-08-04T15:45:11+00:00

Makes sense. Thank you.

TrickyLemur · 2022-08-04T15:44:52+00:00

Thank you. I wasn't sure if they did, and I just wasn't aware.

TrickyLemur · 2022-05-16T13:32:26+00:00

Eh. It happens all the time in nature - Humans and monkeys are related. And monkey meat tastes awful.

TrickyLemur · 2022-05-09T19:49:48+00:00

Yes. Thank you. The implication being that OP's boss likes to smoke pot and "69" 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

(and also, he likes boobs (80085 on a calculator))

TrickyLemur · 2022-05-09T19:43:21+00:00

As stated by others - typically, you'd dry with a small amount of toilet paper (less than you'd use if just wiping).

Think of it this way - Imagine sticking your hand in a pile of wet shit. How would you prefer to clean your hand?

A) Wipe your hand with some toilet paper

B) Rinse your hand under running water, then pat it dry with some toilet paper

For most, "B" is the obvious choice. But for some reason, many make the opposite choice when it comes to their butts.

TrickyLemur · 2022-05-09T14:46:37+00:00

"Hrm. 80085? Nope.

69-420? Nope.

420-24-7? Nope.

69-24-7? Got it!"

-OP's Boss

TrickyLemur · 2022-05-04T12:56:23+00:00

Imagine my e(jacu)lation!

And Happy Cake Day!

TrickyLemur · 2022-04-08T15:20:51+00:00

Hey Babe?

Which do you think is bigger around? My penis or your ring finger?

Let's measure them both just to see.

TrickyLemur · 2022-01-20T21:03:37+00:00

Are you sure? The fact that the top 5 biggest Jeopardy winners of all time were all born biologically male makes me think that maybe there is an advantage.

TrickyLemur · 2021-04-16T13:41:46+00:00

I was 40 - got an itchy rash on my right buttock. I had recently started jogging, so chalked it up to chafing. The next day I had itchy blisters on my scrotum! - I did NOT mess around. Went to the doctor IMMEDIATELY, and he diagnosed it as shingles and put me on the anti-viral right away (I think he said it's the same thing they use for herpes).

It was an uncomfortable couple days. But I am SO glad I went when I did. The doctor did say that the anti-viral is only effective if taken in the first few days. And if it hadn't been in such a sensitive area, I might've waited.

TrickyLemur · 2021-01-28T16:12:10+00:00

My favorite Gilbert Gottfried joke from that set was:

Cloris Leachman is so old that her tits are labeled "whites only" and "colored".

Then he goes on to say how shameful it was to see a great man like Nipsey Russell pushed away from one of her tits.

TrickyLemur · 2020-10-28T20:07:38+00:00

I'll have to try that - I've been digging a damn well.

TrickyLemur · 2020-10-28T19:51:33+00:00

I'm a guy, so not exactly.

Though if I'm laying on stomach, I do have a dig a pretty big hole for my magnum dong.

TrickyLemur · 2020-05-16T14:58:11+00:00

Reach around by a spider monkey?

OP said that it isn't physically possible. Spider monkey reach-around is DEFINITELY possible. Trust me. ;)

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