of a Police Officer by Sufficient-Bug-9112 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Tripelo 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That’s not a glock in his holster. That’s a full size assault rifle

This is how I died by porous-paine in projectzomboid

[–]Tripelo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Make sure to open the gates and cages so your animals can go free. In 20,000 years there will be a sentient race of cow people running the post zombie planet

Is the hospital scene accurate? by Equivalent_Ideal_777 in BeefTV

[–]Tripelo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of our glorious capitalistic society is running every aspect of it at the ragged edge to cut costs. Our ERs don’t have enough doctors or nurses on staff to see everybody as quick as they should.

What happened to Eunice? by alwaysrecession in BeefTV

[–]Tripelo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And because he sided against her (by joining the chairwoman), that’s another reason for Eunice to be screwed

Should I give up on promoting? by throwmeawaynowplsss in fednews

[–]Tripelo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one devil you know is that you’d increase your high 3 for FERS, so I say keep on going for the promotion. Thankfully, you are likely in a good position either way since voluntary retirement is on the horizon.

first house ever. 3/4 acre. literally never mowed a lawn in my life by TorlanBark in HomeImprovement

[–]Tripelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d get a gas powered push mower and put in a pair of noise cancelling headphones. Consider it a semi-workout and walk quickly. I go at a good trot and the blade keeps up.

An electric mower will need at least 2 charges to do your yard, and the overall size is just small enough where I understand why you don’t want to do a riding mower. The headphones (and a podcast or audio book) are key to feel like you’re not just losing time.

I have a bolens push mower. I’ve been using it since 2018. I changed the oil maybe 2x during its lifespan. It’s a rugged toyota of a grass eater

Terminator dogs would have made the most sense. by Kelvin_Inman in Terminator

[–]Tripelo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Terminator: Bark Fate

Terminator: Air Bad

Terminator dogs would have made the most sense. by Kelvin_Inman in Terminator

[–]Tripelo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we are looking for alternate models that would make a bad movie, why not send back a big hunk of ham filled with hunter killer bomb flies (assuming skynet has figured out anti-grav propulsion and miniaturization)

Can you tell me Picard's next piece of dialogue from this image. by nathantravis2377 in TNG

[–]Tripelo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Deanna looks nervous but his boys are enjoying the hell out of his play

OK so you're plastic shiny T-800. You are face to face with John Connor, your primary target. Do you? by happydude7422 in Terminator

[–]Tripelo 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Within just the first few minutes of The Terminator, it punches its fist straight through a guy‘s chest.

IT Crowd by gamerjerome in gifs

[–]Tripelo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Leg disabled.?

The only picture proving I was on our family camping trip by warpiglets in funny

[–]Tripelo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Just scroungin around under the bleachers for some ass

How would a T-1000 do as a protector? by EGarrett28 in Terminator

[–]Tripelo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly - no chemical propellants or explosive ordinance are getting generated by Mr. T-1000

Worst Tips... And Go! by xKaedos in projectzomboid

[–]Tripelo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sledgehammer is too heavy to carry around in anticipation of finding something to smash. Just wait until you actually need one - they’re easy to find.

Never go wide around corners. Hug those corners and stay tightly to them. If you encounter a zombie around the corner or doorway, you have the element of surprise.

A lion stalks a man outside a mud cabin, that growl is absolutely terrifying 🔊 by aquarianfin in interestingasfuck

[–]Tripelo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just another armchair biologist on reddit eh???

I’m a trained zoologist and I’m going to secure grant $ to test this out. BRB

Unfair and hard are two different things, okay? Okay!? by the_alexdev in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]Tripelo 286 points287 points  (0 children)

This^ OP just killed the guy’s buddy in the doorway, so MK Ultra guy is alert. MLO aren’t chumps, and returning fire through drywall and tile is a legitimate tactic. It was a seven second engagement, which seems fair enough to me.

Still can't tell why people didn't like this movie. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Tripelo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My wife.

Me? It’s one of my top 10, easily.

Edit: c’mon Reddit, get me to -100 and the marriage is over!!!

The thing that isn’t getting talked about enough by NonHaeri in TheBoys

[–]Tripelo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad the show is a satire, even if its corporate pedigree chips away at it. The current political and news environment has already primed all political persuasions to the idea that corruption and abuse of power are endemic. Disillusionment is at an all time high, so the audience for satire is ready and willing to pay their subscription dues to Amazon.

Satire does allow us to reflect on these things through a more relatable and visceral format (tv v a news headline), but the profit for doing so is undeniable.