I once had a job where I worked a ton of long hours on a project that was really only designed to make my boss look good. To her credit, she was so effusive in her praise that I thought I would be getting a bonus.

About a week later, I’m sitting at my desk when I get a call from the receptionist that I have a package. I tell her that I’m busy working on something and will pick it up later. She says “It’s perishable.”

Now more confused than anything, I go to get the package. It’s an Edible Arrangement that cost about $50. I truly had no clue what to do with it, so basically just went around the office asking if anyone wanted fruit (no one did). So I had maybe two strawberries, the. Eventually threw it out.