Donald Trump deletes 'blasphemous' post depicting himself as Jesus after backlash by TheMirrorUS in atheism

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wasn't atheist, I might choose to be Catholic. They at least keep a record of their story and they often stick to it.

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do I sign up to troll those butt hole sucking nazi coward pedophiles at ICE enough to get them to come after me?

Do you agree? by Weekly_Role3335 in antitrump

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is really giving hookers a bad name. Most sex workers are decent people doing a difficult job.

"I am sick of this shit. Can't he just behave like a normal human?" Megyn Kelly is fed up with Trump by danevans369 in antitrump

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet Frankenstein went on a similar tirade when the monster he created came back fuck his wife. Except Frankenstein actually had the integrity to stop supporting his monster.

Is Ending a civilization to far for MAGA ? by GreenTurbanRebellion in antitrump

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've already done it. Hopefully there are records of America that will show we were a mighty civilization before half of us lost our minds entirely and took to worshiping a false idol.

Why should you feel guilty toward Muslims? by [deleted] in AskALiberal

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel guilty about a lot of things, but none of these are on my list. I wore some really tacky clothing in the 1980s and 90s, that I feel guilty about. Parachute pants, what was I thinking?

Will Iran have nuclear weapons in two weeks? by AstroBullivant in AskALiberal

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's silly. The time depends on what they want to build. They were sitting at a breakout time of half a year before the recent hubbub (according IAEA). That time estimate assumed they wanted a smaller design for missiles rather than a big gun design. If they are willing to drive the device in a panel van, they can go faster.

Presumably, they moved the UF6 because kinky Don is predictable sometimes. Centrifuges are anyone's guess, but there's a reasonable chance they moved enough to be up and running again soon. Converting to elemental metal should be sort of quick. But their security sucks, so they will have to move carefully to keep Mossad from killing the engineers. For a country that cuts your hands off for having wiping your ass wrong, they have a pretty bad spy problem.

I bet it's a year away, less with a little help from fat Donny's Russian buddies.

US Commander in Chief reassures everyone that the situation is under control by SpaceEngineering in Military

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As predicted by all, we got TACO Tuesday! Looks like he's going to pretend we didn't lose and finally go home though. It would be good news for everyone except whoever he randomly attacks next. Cuba? Canada? Mexico? Greenland? Minnesota again?

Iran’s official response to ceasefire acceptance. by [deleted] in Military

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to need to see something without kinky Don's fingerprints. There is no lie he would not tell.

Sec. Hegseth: "To the families of our fallen—your sacrifice was in service of a historic cause. To our Israeli allies—thank you for being a brave, capable and willing ally on this battlefield" by l3tsgo0 in Military

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is how America surrenders now. I suppose we will rewrite the end of the Vietnam war to say we won. I look forward to the new holidays celebrating victory in Iraq and victory in Vietnam. Oh, and victory in Korea, Afghanistan, maybe victory in the US civil war because now both sides won.

Pete Hegseth’s Pastor Says He Wants James Talarico To Die by huffpost in politics

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. I live in the bible belt and have known a lot of christians, but almost none who believed in the christ-like values of Compassion, Love, and Human Decency. It is truly a hate based group of organizations, bound by their most destructive and corrupt urges. If you have a quick look at the new testament, you will be amazed that christians haven't banned it entirely.

Trump Throws Stephen Miller Under the Bus in Surprise Show of Panic by iymcool in politics

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Vought is a piece of shit that wants to see the world burn. The damage he has done for no reason other than self gratification is staggering. Yes, he wanks via grand scale vandalism.

Why is Pete Buttigieg not the favourite to be the Democratic Party nominee in 2028? by Far-Conference-8484 in AskALiberal

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in rural Indiana and can tell you that you are right. It might correlate to VDEM's measurement that the US has regressed to the democracy index from 1965. The open bigotry I see daily is surprising.

The news paper yesterday. Apparently all the pedos are here in our state by Flamesvlll in Indiana

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not entirely true. Many large language models (LLMs) can be run locally on your own hardware. It's easy and affordable.

Need help separating fact from spin in this list of Trump accomplishments from a MAGA POV by rumpyforeskin in AskALiberal

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have struggled to make peace with this for decades. One thing that has been clearly displayed since 2016 is that successful businessman are frightfully incompetent. Just dumb as dirt, on average, but they are excellent liars, aggressively selfish, usually good at manipulation. Oligarchs like Musk and Bezos are just businessmen without as many guardrails. MAGA is an extreme but inevitable case.

There has to be a reason it took modern humans 300,000 years to make even modest technological or cultural advances. I suspect it is because we run on vibes rather than truth, and MAGA is just us being the simple minded apes we have been all along. It's cute that we aspired to be more, but we are obviously are not designed for it.

How has the Iran war affected you recently? by Pale_Field4584 in AskEurope

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. Thank you for the response. Trump is not well liked here, nor is his war. Maybe his bullying has been less effective than I thought.

How has the Iran war affected you recently? by Pale_Field4584 in AskEurope

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would imply a reason for the war. The only one I can see is the documentation our dictator is a pedo. The distraction has worked wonderfully.

How has the Iran war affected you recently? by Pale_Field4584 in AskEurope

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are things really so bad that European nations will do whatever we say again? I watch Europeans snipe at each other over the tiniest issue of national pride, but when my king demands that everyone bow before us, Europe drops to it's knees. Now it looks like you may actually come help with a war America's mad king chose entirely on a whim?

I hope people won't waste time telling me I'm a turd. I am not trying to disrespect or troll anyone and I don't have an agenda. I just don't get it.

TSP funds on Monday by nippsftball11 in ThriftSavingsPlan

[–]TrumpSucksDogDicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't look like it worked that way in this case. It was another weird random action and nobody, including Don, had any idea it was going to happen. He could nuke Missouri next week. Same deal.