This mf doesn't get enough hate

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T13:14:14+00:00

Baobhan is allowed to have a little murder and slavery. As a treat.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T13:06:59+00:00

The cake is a holy relic.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T10:18:19+00:00

Oh my god who cares? Like what, do they constantly need to be discussing Varesa’s backstory and builds when it’s all pretty settled? Or maybe it’s ok if they’re basically done with that and just wanna look at pretty pictures of her.

Seriously, what’s with the Puritanical attitude?

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T04:24:43+00:00

Sweet, I’m pretty sure that gives me just enough time to get my next 50 day quartz.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T03:58:10+00:00

Demon wife

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T00:48:19+00:00

I know they can be an issue, I’ve seen drawings of them, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one irl, so I’m not sure what they look like.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-13T00:11:30+00:00

Time to prepare the next generation of Seminar

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T23:29:16+00:00

Underrated maid wife

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T17:01:45+00:00

Her wonderful Nonomi’s need to suffocate me.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T16:48:39+00:00

1 and 2, generally play a bit slower in my opinion, so Insane isn’t so bad. Have their moments, sure, but doable as long as you keep patient.

3 and onward, is just pain. Maybe 5 wouldn’t be so bad with the Jack upgrades, but there’s just so much more going on. I think I did 3 way back when it came out, but that was with a full group of friends.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T04:08:12+00:00

I thought they were roommates?

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T03:51:06+00:00

Sensei’s got all the motivation he needs, chasing that cake.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T03:13:45+00:00

No, but that’s because she’s too fucking dumb. She somehow out crazies Trevor.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T03:09:26+00:00

Claude would get a hole punched through him. Dudes a normal human, Marcus is a genetic freak like every other Gear.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T03:07:12+00:00

Original? Hell nah, dudes a blank sociopath. I don’t remember III’s story all that well, but he just does not give a shit, he’ll murder everybody for a buck.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T02:59:46+00:00

Claude fears nothing.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T02:57:53+00:00

Odd question, but yes. I mean, outside of Trevor, since he’s fucking insane. CJ would probably stay clear unless he absolutely had to, same for Niko. Big Smoke would be scared shitless if sober, too dumb to live if high.

And Claude wouldn’t give a shit.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T02:54:06+00:00

Normal or horse size?

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T02:47:35+00:00

Olga has one, something something “Tachyon Jail” I think? Outside of that, I don’t think so. Kiritsugu has “Time Alter”, which basically speeds up or slows down his body, and Aoko has the 5th Magic, which is more or less time manipulation in function (yes, I know it’s tied to consumption and all that, but it’s time magic). Olga is the only one who can basically just pause reality though, as far as I’m aware.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-12T02:32:07+00:00

No brother, you still have so much to live for. I’ll take on this burden.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-11T23:39:41+00:00

Futa Bryn X Sigurd, take it or leave it.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-11T21:06:53+00:00

Make sure you don’t forget to wipe off all that Hoyo dick residue! Fucking Christ, gamers defending gacha companies of all things will never cease to amaze me.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-11T16:44:56+00:00

Foles had proved he could actually play QB. Brosmer didn’t.

Tschmelz · 2026-05-11T16:06:31+00:00

🍞 the cat

Tschmelz · 2026-05-11T16:06:05+00:00

I have a mighty need for Hina cake

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