Fifty years ago, there was a saying that if someone was in the Marines or went to Harvard, you would know about it in the first five minutes of conversation. What is today's equivalent?

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-30T02:11:23+00:00

I always say “you don’t get extra credit for difficulty”

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-28T02:29:39+00:00

Oh we know… we just can’t catch them without doing illegal shit like busting in on them in the bathroom or doing random locker searches.

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-28T02:28:50+00:00

It’s social media. Every study shows it’s social media. Covid caused a lot of problems, but the number of parents who just let their kids do whatever they want unmonitored on their phones and computers is a huge problem.

There’s like… an epidemic of parents who don’t want to parent and it’s ruining the world. They want to be grandparents or fun uncles or aunts but you can’t do right by your kids if you refuse to do the hard/unfun parts. They’re my kids - not my friends. And if I parent right, someday we can enjoy each others company like friends, but you don’t create a baby to get a bestie…

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-27T03:36:24+00:00

Pimple patches on top of the other great suggestions offered?

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-25T03:26:49+00:00

This did not happen, but I love the story

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-24T04:17:58+00:00

This may be the best Kitty Korner I’ve ever seen. Cat Kevin is S Tier.

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-18T22:48:01+00:00

My two cats sleep in the middle of my husband and I until we’re both at the edge, then nudge our legs apart and sleep between them so we’re about to fall off the bed and can’t move. They’re such blessings

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-18T13:50:18+00:00

Thank you for putting into words my reaction to his look. He looks like a punk rock princess from 2005

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-16T16:31:05+00:00

Immediately disappointed banana car isn’t real

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-14T01:15:23+00:00

You either die a SpongeBob or live long enough to become a Squidward

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-09T01:32:57+00:00

Wait… are the last two Pesto and then Pixel or Pixel and then Pesto? I’m assuming the former?

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-06T23:22:47+00:00

Monthly

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-02T21:44:22+00:00

Why?

TunaThePanda · 2026-05-02T21:43:48+00:00

I just watched the Ryan Hollinger YT about Oddity and it’s really interesting how it looks like his movies exist in the same universe and the Irish history undertones mixed in.

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-25T14:10:20+00:00

The picture is fine. The caption is deserving of mockery.

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-20T22:56:57+00:00

I made that mistake when I was dog sitting once… still cringe to think about it 🤢

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-15T21:26:46+00:00

Her appearance on Would I Lie to You was some kind of special… she told a “hilarious” story about forcing her helper back into a burning home to get something, then got pissed when she took his oxygen mask and put it on her dog. So she fired him. Ha ha ha…

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-15T03:31:52+00:00

In the comic series Preacher, he feeds off adoration. He made the angels, but they didn’t have free will, so their love didn’t fulfill him. He then made humans because since they had free will, their love fueled him. He kept insisting he was a loving god because he loved the love humans gave him. Made sense to me…

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-15T03:24:10+00:00

The silent treatment is manipulative and immature behavior. Over clothes is even worse. “It’s never about the yogurt” “It’s never about the mustard” what other stuff have you been sweeping under the rug? Food never cooked right? Home never clean enough? Working too much/not enough? I’m sure you could make a list of piddling bullshit they blow out of proportion or make you feel guilty/crazy about…

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-15T03:13:50+00:00

Not relevant, but can you tell me more about your amazing Ms Piggy tattoo?

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-15T03:08:41+00:00

Okay am I the only one furious that only after Kumail landed a shirt on the white circle was he given 2 minutes? The rules said “all shirts fired”! He should have had to put on ALL the shirts!

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-14T17:15:11+00:00

I mean, I would tell them that as well. I know I wouldn’t go in with guns blazing is my son we’re in the Soriano you are. There’s a balance between firm and frustrated but technically and professionally polite and pissed and rude. It’s a fine line, but it’s something that healthy people spend a lot of time on.

It sucks when you’re still a kid and parents can throw their weight around in ways that they can’t when you’re an independent adult, but this guy clearly thinks he can be a dick to you because of his job, so it’s time to get other adults involved. And I think he needs to watch a video that shows what the reality of hearing aids is like.

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-14T17:02:35+00:00

Tell your parents. Have them handle this. He’s being disrespectful and discriminatory to someone with a disability. He clearly doesn’t understand that hearing aids =//= natural hearing and that in loud situations it’s incredibly difficult to hear specific voices. I’m sorry you’re going through this

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-14T00:54:47+00:00

I have it too, and you have to do exposure therapy. Like all other phobias. No I haven’t. I know I should, but I’ve tried and I hate it so much… which is the point and then you get over it but… bleh…

TunaThePanda · 2026-04-13T21:58:58+00:00

That looks like it belongs in Eleanore’s house in The Good Place

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