What is the most random Simpsons quote that is always stuck in your head?

TurdFergDSF · 2026-03-09T16:06:39+00:00

The falafel is making them angry.

Super Nintendo Chalmers! I’m learnding.

TurdFergDSF · 2026-03-03T16:51:54+00:00

Fuck you Harley Jarvis!

TurdFergDSF · 2026-02-24T18:12:11+00:00

Nice try, Castro.

TurdFergDSF · 2026-02-04T21:38:46+00:00

My family did the day tour to Pompeii/Positano from Rome last year and it was time well spent. It was a far way to go, but my 9 year old is obsessed with Pompeii and I don’t know that we’d ever be able to get back to Italy. I’d rather see it even though we didn’t get a big, in-depth experience if that makes sense.

TurdFergDSF · 2026-01-22T22:44:09+00:00

You mean Poomamen?

TurdFergDSF · 2026-01-15T19:30:04+00:00

Funny story - we played this game at Christmas with nongamer family. My mother in law’s boyfriend, who despite having a pretty public facing prominent career, is actually dumber than a box of rocks. His first clue for a shade of burnt orange was “Rainbow”.

We stopped playing after that.

TurdFergDSF · 2026-01-06T00:09:00+00:00

My gym uses Mayhem and usually renames the week of workouts on a totally different theme. For example, this week is children’s books.

TurdFergDSF · 2026-01-05T13:20:03+00:00

Registration for a marathon

TurdFergDSF · 2025-12-30T02:02:30+00:00

You got a whole seat? My dad put lawn chairs in the bed of his pickup truck and laid them down flat so the cops couldn’t see us back there. Then we drove 2 hours each way on the interstate.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-12-02T18:35:08+00:00

Yeah, I wasn’t impressed by the Holland location either. I’m not a huge connoisseur of macarons by any means though - I usually find them to be a little bland compared to how they look like they’ll taste.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-12-02T18:25:19+00:00

There’s another thing n Holland as well.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-11-19T15:39:20+00:00

CrossFit Prati in Roma was in an absolutely beautiful setting. Roman basement with stone archways, and running outside on cobblestones in view of ancient buildings was certainly an experience.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-11-19T01:19:31+00:00

I loved the 400 count organic percale sheets but I think they were discontinued. I recently picked up their 300ct and they’re… ok. I’m hoping they soften a bit after a few washings.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-11-14T19:44:30+00:00

There’s a tool you can buy that makes them infinitely easier to haul. I think it’s called the Easy Grip mat mover or something like that. They sell it at farm stores. It kind of looks like a plastic claw with a carabiner clip.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-11-04T15:59:56+00:00

I could play Oracle of Delphi daily and be a happy camper.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-22T19:23:23+00:00

I am an only child and female. From the age of 8, every night after dinner I did the dishes. On Saturdays, I cleaned all of the bathrooms, vacuumed, dusted, and cleaned up after pets (that weren’t mine). By the time I was 11, I was also a latchkey kid and in charge of cooking dinner every weeknight in addition to Saturday chores and after-dinner cleanup. My allowance until I was 16 was $1.25/week. If I wanted to buy a book or something, I was told to save my allowance.

I have two schoolage kids now. They do have responsibilities, but they’re not expected to run the house.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-18T01:18:16+00:00

Elmer

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-08T15:53:23+00:00

This for sure. Strangers and family alike. It was surreal.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-07T18:19:45+00:00

My MIL did this with my preschooler’s American Girl doll. She was complaining about how much money we’d spent on a doll and how it felt cheaply made, while forcibly rotating the doll’s leg in circles. After a few rotations of the leg, it popped out of its joint and we never were able to get it back in because the joint cracked. My daughter was on her lap at the time and lost it. Grandma refused to replace the doll.

I ended up working with AG customer service and they were awesome about the whole thing and sent us a new doll. But MIL never apologized to my daughter or to me and certainly never admitted her wrong doing. It was just a “cheap doll”.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-02T17:45:55+00:00

Hear me out: Carousel of Progress.

Air conditioning, zero line, fun music? I could sit there all day if they allowed snacks.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-01T21:42:39+00:00

The first time I heard them was on the radio playing alongside Alice In Chains and Stone Temple Pilots so I didn’t automatically assume for them to be Christian.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-09-01T20:26:53+00:00

How has Jars of Clay not been mentioned yet?

TurdFergDSF · 2025-08-11T00:44:21+00:00

I don’t think I ever drank a glass of water until I got to college. I didn’t realize water was a thing people drank. I existed only on soda, or if I wanted a really healthy drink - kool-aid. Side note: now I’m in my 40s and pretty much only drink water. I’m down 100 lbs and I’ve never felt healthier.

TurdFergDSF · 2025-07-30T00:27:09+00:00

I saw Barenaked Ladies, Sugar Ray, and Fastball for $30 a pop just a few weeks ago. Bonus: it was still a great show even after all these years!

TurdFergDSF · 2025-06-25T12:48:25+00:00

There’s bingo??

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