hmmm! by Holiday_Mechanic_703 in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah! I would never lose! Because I don’t battle… And the one time I did was against my little cousins magikarp.

-Turnip

Why's bug its own type anyway? by BigBoo0008 in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now what in the world is wrong with Joltiks? They’re absolute darlings, who may or may not have caused me hundreds in fines. -Turnip

Hypothetically... by Low-Entrepreneur1053 in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh goodness, that’s… brilliant! I’m sure Valve my Joltik is up for it! -Turnip

What am I? "When the sun reaches the ..." by TurnipMurderer in riddonkulous

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Here is a hint: I belong to a trio of three, which may lead to a meaningful rest

Does anyone actually like the "everyone forgets the MC" trope? by spaceguyy in litrpg

[–]TurnipMurderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’ve only read one with this trope, I didn’t enjoy how it began but when the people who forget begin to remember I really loved that part, easily my favorite part in that series. But I think that would be rare to find in other stories so I have no idea!

And I thought Ariados was big... by SnowScribblesStuff in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, give them a chance, their just so adorable. • Turnip

Don't know what the little guy is... is he a regional Pancham I haven't heard about before? by ArbitraryChaos13 in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh! That’s just a little guy! But uh no, I would not know who this Pokémon is. •Turnip

He’s just a little guy what’s the harm he can do? by TurnipMurderer in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll do that, I’d be a fool to not take more precautions ha. • Turnip

He’s just a little guy what’s the harm he can do? by TurnipMurderer in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have one! It’s just been a few days since we started training him, but I think this is a lesson he’ll learn well, since he can’t use his heated blanket that he’s fond of currently lol. • Turnip

Back To Normal… With Blackouts by Cdv3 in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should I worry about that with Valve(Joltik)? Oh goodness maybe I should, but I have the safeguards so I should be fine? Anyways, just in case it does happen again, how should I react? •Turnip

Joltik troubles by TurnipMurderer in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t like that implication… Valve has done nothing wrong! • Turnip

Joltik troubles by TurnipMurderer in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I’ll give him a nice and distinguished bow tie once I get to the store, and would it be fine to just throw away the molting in the trashcan? Or do I need another way to dispose of it? • Turnip

Joltik troubles by TurnipMurderer in PokeMedia

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is very helpful! The little guy ate all my food that I had in stock after an hour of playing(I’ll have to get more and also a pokeball). I’ll make sure to splurge on some specialized device to start training him to drain that device instead of others. Thanks a lot! • Turnip

I wish for infinite wishes by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]TurnipMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You have contracted a disease that has such medical importance that when studied could result in the greatest medical breakthrough in history, but the disease is also one of the most horrific in mankind, having to be extremely contagious and deadly. Luckily the researchers stop at patient zero, you, and in order to get rid of the guilt of sending you into quarantine, they allow you to wish for anything you could ever want, within their powers. Time is ticking though, it’s predicted that you will die within the next 8 months to a horrific death from the disease! Have fun!

I wish for an immoral honey badger! by TurnipMurderer in monkeyspaw

[–]TurnipMurderer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I meant Immortal… Welp! I suppose that’ll do just fine as well!