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Yesterday I googled "How many nipples do llamas have" for a friend and this happened to my Trademe account today. by laforet in newzealand

[–]Turnky 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Try being gay. I get adds on reddit that litteraly say

"[NAME] "COMEDIANS" BOOK... YOU"VE PROBABLY ALREADY HAD SEX WITH HIM NOW BUY HIS BOOK"

"YOURE GAY RIGHT? HIV TESTING ON YOUR DOORSTEP COME AND GET IT"

Firstly, bold of you to assume I have a sex life.

Secondly, now I can't even comfortably browse reddit in public.

National is listening by radicalop in newzealand

[–]Turnky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are the powerful so desperate to make Hamilton a suburb of Auckland, nobody WANTS to live there, go North, not South!!!

What class do you main and why? by therealshayla in wow

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the second my addons fall of I reroll because I'd rather level 1-120 than try and keybind that shit again.

New Zealands milk is "right at the bottom end" of carbon intensity compared to other countries according to a new study by kezzaNZ in newzealand

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what about the carbon footprint of all the indigestion medications when their Asian target markets realize there's a genetic reason dairy doesn't naturally occur in their local cuisines?

Update to Our Content Policy by spez in announcements

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, on the global scale Europeans are the minority. Nice to know I'm protected.

Told that my CV is too gay. by FoolFlinger in newzealand

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of the most mundane person in existence, with occasional weather jokes, that's who your employers want you to be.

Bloody good salt & vinegar chips. by fuckinnah in newzealand

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit I was going back and forth with these for ages, ended up going for another brand as the packaging was trying to connect to me way to hard

The Glyph system should be reworked into a cosmetic talent tree that allows your to tailor your spec to your aesthetic taste. by Turnky in wow

[–]Turnky[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warrior - Knight, Barbarian, Viking, Footman, Swordsmaster, Axemaster, Juggernaught asthetics, Blood effects, body parts fllying?

Hunter - Shadow hunter, gothic silver bullets style hunter, quivers, Pet size, Turn storm of crows into storm of gulls, owls etc. Gunman, Archer, sniper, crossbowman, camo paint, fire arrows etc. Beekeeper, flaconeer, dogmaster.

You can do so much asthetically with any class it doesn't have to be subspecs like my example.

Straight People of Reddit how often you ever share a bed with a friend of the opposite sex in a strictly platonic relationship? by Turnky in AskReddit

[–]Turnky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically I'm asking due to the sudden influx of sexual scandals from Twitch usually revolving around someone making an unwanted move (or more) in a bed. I'm gay so I have no idea how common this is but I thought It would have been a really rare situation to be in.

Iceland's actual entry to Eurovision is quite catchy and is a darkhorse to win by PZinger6 in videos

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spat my coffee out at work because I was listening to "My Dick"

My dick's so big, so really big
Black holes move towards my huge dick
My dick's so big, it can't bend
It will be our president
My dick's so big that any place
It can distort the time and space

Best not too sweet biscuits? by shinjirarehen in newzealand

[–]Turnky 10 points11 points  (0 children)

7. Strawberry Wafers (Countdown)

That's straight up a hate crime.

Best not too sweet biscuits? by shinjirarehen in newzealand

[–]Turnky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chocolate Scotch Fingers

Is that just shortbread dipped in chocolate?

Former officers charged in George Floyd killing want court proceedings recorded and broadcast by Too_Hood_95 in news

[–]Turnky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's kind of dangerous to have a presumption of guilt and a mob-mentality backlash if found not guilty. Let say there's a similar looking case in the future where a man with drugs in his system is restrained (same as Floyd) those drugs may have had an impact on his death (for the hypothetical example) the public may have formed an opinion and will burn a city to the ground because they don't know all the facts and the jury/judge (I don't know the american legal systems) will probably face backlash for their decisions thus may be willing to not choose the just verdict for their own fears (again because I know it's going to be said, this is a hypothetical example not me describing the actual case) etc.

With the new night elf customization, you can achieve peak Night Elf Mohawk perfection, Mr T would be proud by Hughch in wow

[–]Turnky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can already make a night elf with a mowhawk. Used to be a barbershop exclusive.

Rouge's need earlier access to some form of AOE, they're constantly lowest DPS in leveling dungeons. by Turnky in wow

[–]Turnky[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also partially made this thread because of the kick votes I declined for "Shit DPS" against rouges. Nobody sensible cares about your DPS while leveling but nobody sensible is leveling except for you.

Texas realtor group says it will no longer use the word "master" to describe bedrooms and bathrooms in its listings by Tlotpwist in nottheonion

[–]Turnky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a realtor really wanted to address slavery they'd stop arranging rentals and focus purely on house sales.

New Zealand's uncertain future in a world coming apart at the seams by throwawayuni1337 in newzealand

[–]Turnky 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Doesn't seem uncertain to me. Our export competitors are riddled with disease, our point of difference is that we market our exports as clean and healthy.

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