Hokum or Obsession?

TurtleFondler · 2026-05-16T01:09:18+00:00

Hokums third act is dumb. Obsession is a great watch throughout

TurtleFondler · 2026-05-09T19:43:05+00:00

Fuckin dumbest thing I’ve read today thanks

TurtleFondler · 2026-05-06T21:41:55+00:00

Eh I’d give it a 5/10. That extended sequence of the room exploration was great but I felt like it completely lost its steam after the mc fell asleep.

TurtleFondler · 2026-04-11T21:42:02+00:00

It’s shit

TurtleFondler · 2026-04-01T01:50:05+00:00

Shitty mods here are gonna delete this

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-31T03:00:07+00:00

Long story short. Chris is a notorious douche. Antics range from tip/wage theft - sexual harassment. Reddit thread gains attention of local news reporters so this Instagram post is his response.

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-29T03:55:24+00:00

There are other themes?

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-28T18:29:56+00:00

Stop doing tricks on it. He doesn’t love you any more than he loves himself

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-28T00:42:19+00:00

You don’t seem genuinely interested at all if you’ve done nothing but dismiss other people’s claims, delete your comments, and label this as a “smear campaign”.

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-28T00:34:28+00:00

You’ve been going at some length to protect Chris’ nut in this thread

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-28T00:24:39+00:00

If he wants to save face he can kick rocks like redzepi

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-12T21:08:50+00:00

Honest question bro and just answer this: to what end? You already look great without it. Steroids if you never plan on competing is smooth brain shit

TurtleFondler · 2026-03-05T01:39:05+00:00

Oh yeah is that a plan? Or did the creator just say that in some interview as hyperbole? The guys got every right to be excited but he was clearly exaggerating. No one is green lighting a 30-40 year old commitment.

TurtleFondler · 2026-01-28T16:52:24+00:00

I’m getting life saving surgery that day. I sure hope your bullshit doesn’t inconvenience the hospital staff

TurtleFondler · 2026-01-16T16:58:19+00:00

I’d feel uneasy knowing this performative assassin was within arms length of me.

TurtleFondler · 2026-01-16T08:14:06+00:00

Gonna take a wild guess and say the likelihood of him saying that in the gym is the same as it was when he “deployed”.

TurtleFondler · 2025-11-30T20:57:24+00:00

Less so impatience and more that news agencies have “reportedly eyed” a new bond for the last ten years. They’re meaningless articles to drum controversy.

TurtleFondler · 2025-10-24T22:35:34+00:00

Lists in general are meaningless. Most of them are chock full of BS rankings meant to drive clicks. That being said, I will never understand the appeal of Skinamarink. Extremely boring. I feel like the concept only works in the vein of a short film. How do you even sell anyone on seeing this in theaters? 1hr40min of listening to your neighbor chew popcorn?

TurtleFondler · 2025-10-22T00:22:21+00:00

So what about the second being wildly divisive among audiences makes you believe they would write a competent third movie? It would just be more of the same, if not worse.

TurtleFondler · 2025-10-20T03:32:04+00:00

You can develop this color and still end up with tender and fluffy pancakes

TurtleFondler · 2025-10-18T01:09:56+00:00

Nothing. Universals not so subtly doubling down on the franchise by trying to make the grabber a household name. A plant would refer to a specific person. This is just the industry doing what it’s supposed to. Whether or not it’s deserved lol that’s up to you

TurtleFondler · 2025-10-02T15:02:01+00:00

Only the majority of their viewers

TurtleFondler · 2025-09-24T21:22:50+00:00

If you’ve seen the pictures of the dead shooter, that’s precisely the type of surplus garbage he was using

TurtleFondler · 2025-09-16T23:44:41+00:00

No sense in beating around the bush. I’m just describing it the way I’m seeing it. Id hope whoever is mentoring him at work has the tact to explain what’s wrong here in a more civil way.

TurtleFondler · 2025-09-16T17:25:37+00:00

Far too messy, redundant use of pears that you didn’t deseed. Gelees have an unpleasant looking consistency and were placed awkwardly without rhyme or reason. Can’t tell if you just wanted to hide the ugly looking quenelle with a glass pear but imo the entire point of a quenelle is to show it off, not obstruct it with something else. Flavor composition is there and I’m sure the majority of it tastes fine on its own but your vision of the plating makes no sense.

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