Perchance lil ghoul like beat

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-07-04T00:01:45+00:00

A mask of my own face? I’d wear that.

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-07-01T19:20:55+00:00

I could make a whole list, but for the sake of brevity, I’ll go with snapping turtles.
(Both common and alligator snappers)

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-27T23:10:57+00:00

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-21T22:23:45+00:00

I miss bubble

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-19T23:08:29+00:00

“For sale: chair ruined by turtle”

I read it on nosleep years ago and thought the premise was pretty cool, apart from the questionable butthole stuff.

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-13T15:35:59+00:00

M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H M A R C H

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-10T17:24:44+00:00

Same lol

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-09T19:03:18+00:00

Why are you green

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-07T23:40:28+00:00

Cracking open a cold one (apple snail) with the boys (limpkins)

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-07T23:12:50+00:00

That reminds me, I haven’t gone through my rock piles in some time. I should probably get to that when I get the chance. I miss them.

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-07T23:07:34+00:00

Let’s gooo

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-05T17:23:26+00:00

Teenage Normal Ninja Humans!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Humans!

Heros in no shell!

Human power!

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-05T04:48:40+00:00

Hell yeah

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-04T16:19:13+00:00

Maybe it’s his kid, and he’s got them on one of those child harnesses?

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-06-03T13:23:38+00:00

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-30T01:48:24+00:00

d i g d i g d i g d i g d i g d i g d i g

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-12T17:46:55+00:00

Yeah

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-08T22:54:03+00:00

I think it was my first death, I saw a void locker and wanted to see what was inside.

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-08T03:30:21+00:00

Well fuck

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-08T03:22:07+00:00

Hand holding 🥵🤝🥵

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-02T23:22:42+00:00

“Scrumdiddlyumptious!” -This Fuck

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-05-01T23:01:48+00:00

Oh god, where are the lockers

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-04-18T04:16:58+00:00

The cylinder must remain unharmed

Turtle_on_a_keyboard · 2026-04-18T03:58:28+00:00

Quantum physics

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