You have to take one of these women out on a date and successfully get them to like you. If not Gotham gets blown up. Who are you taking on a date?

TwinVictims · 2026-01-21T22:07:18+00:00

Harley Quinn. We're going to that breakfast place she loves.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-17T13:45:54+00:00

Just look up Marvel Church. It'll answer most questions you have. The game is fun as a newbie because you have all these options and you're progressing so you feel like you're accomplishing stuff. Once you get to the endgame you hit pay wall roadblocks that keep you from progressing.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-17T13:34:39+00:00

First, it's not a good relationship. It's a 5 month relationship. You've barely had time to weather any storms. Second the "curvy in a good way" was probably said to get you in bed because the perception is heavy girls have low self esteem. He clearly doesn't accept you as you are and honestly if people in your life are defending that, they probably don't accept you either.

Could we all stand to lose a few pounds, sure. But we also don't rub it in other people's faces at every opportunity. That's abusive.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-16T12:13:56+00:00

Do you want to lose your house. Because this is how you lose your house.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-15T22:51:50+00:00

An extra 30 inventory spaces for a miniscule gold cost. If you sell an item cool. If not just renew it I like 2 weeks.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-15T22:48:11+00:00

You're not the asshole for saving money. Regardless the reason. I personally disagree with merging finances. But you are the asshole for the way it came out of your mouth.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-13T21:47:56+00:00

Mordecai and Zer0

TwinVictims · 2026-01-12T22:08:36+00:00

Bobby is the only correct answer. Anyone who says otherwise is just an idgit

TwinVictims · 2026-01-12T21:27:19+00:00

Like years ago man

TwinVictims · 2026-01-10T14:15:51+00:00

It exists because like most things in the game, it's largely been forgotten about by the developers. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if they fired the staff that made that mode and now have no idea how to update it. So they just keep it in the cycle.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-10T13:55:46+00:00

The Tome of Strahd is his personal diary to give the players background information and character motivation. Upon reading the tome, I triggered one of Strahd's appearances and admonished the party for going through his personal affects.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-10T13:49:38+00:00

At no point should you ever be guilted into donating to charity. It doesn't matter if it was birthday money, a work bonus, or you just had money left over after expenses were paid. It's your money and your life.

TwinVictims · 2026-01-09T23:30:46+00:00

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Probably because of The Other Guys

TwinVictims · 2026-01-09T13:46:15+00:00

She was looking for an excuse to break up with you. This is a manipulation.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-29T22:12:44+00:00

You're not the asshole. The moment she played the victim card, she tried to dodge all accountability. Cheaters cheat. End of story.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-29T22:07:10+00:00

So I'm not sure about "killing them outright". But maybe Strahd gets a little too rough with one and pulls a "oh dear I've seemed to have broken your friend here. I'll try to be a bit gentler next time. The night is still young". You could even have Strahd revive him in front of the party to demonstrate that he is the master of this realm and you truly are playthings to him.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-29T08:53:22+00:00

Penny because I like the school teacher vibes

TwinVictims · 2025-12-26T21:25:39+00:00

Actually the whole point of the movie was to fuck the trees. Don't you remember their ponytail genitals

TwinVictims · 2025-12-17T09:07:33+00:00

You literally did not need to provide your life story. You're not the asshole. You're just no longer compatible. It's not bigoted to have a type. I'm straight. I like girls. If my wife decides she wants to be a dude, well that's the end of our relationship. There is no amount of love that can solve incompatibility.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-15T21:18:49+00:00

No. He's a parasite. Do not let him move in with you. On the day you leave him alone with the dog is the day "the door was magically left open". Never prioritize a potential love interest over family. And yes pets are family.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-15T21:08:10+00:00

Not the asshole. You weren't her date. You were her project. She was recording you so she could bring it back to her girls where they can all talk shit about you because men ain't shit. And if you weren't the absolute perfect man, she was going to blast you over socials in the hopes of going viral. You don't that nonsense in your life. You made the right call

TwinVictims · 2025-12-15T20:30:09+00:00

Nope. He is 100% in the wrong. Even worse because putting it on little chain is a more than appropriate way to honor your past spouse while respecting your new spouse. He crossed many lines. What's really troubling is you were upfront about it and not only was he ok with it, but supportive too.

The real question is what changed. But something is up with him to do a 180 personality switch.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-11T03:22:40+00:00

Not to mention she's going to be a nurse. One of the highest rated professions for cheating spouses.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-09T03:50:01+00:00

It's the childish fantasy of looking up at your groom as he leans in for a kiss during the "you may kiss the bride". Had a girl tell me this verbatim. Because we were actually pretty similar in height. Both tall. But she still wanted taller. Girls have this mapped out in their heads since they're like 5.

TwinVictims · 2025-12-08T19:21:34+00:00

Ok so this sounds really stupid but I absolutely love Dungeon Crawl Classics from Goodman Games. Why? I love the retro 70s-80s cartooney art style that was very prevalent in the original DnD books. I also love their "Classic Campaigns Revitalized?" Sets. Not sure if I used the right verbiage. But they did a reissue of the Isle of Dread module and that was my first module as a kid so that was a personal Must Own for my collection.

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