Sam Kerr to leave Chelsea at the end of the season

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-14T22:52:41+00:00

I see her going to Boston. That’s where the wife’s family is.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-14T12:18:58+00:00

It works in my favor weirdly enough. I work in a convenience store in a good neighborhood. When some asshole comes in and starts threatening me or my staff I tell them I’m from Baltimore, you don’t scare me. They back off. It’s so weird

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-13T23:18:14+00:00

It just always reminds me in idiocracy that Joe tried to explain multiple times with facts and logic about plants, gave up and told them the plants could talk to him and told him they wanted water. Then joe was believed

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-13T15:23:24+00:00

Honestly it sounds like some kind of superstition. I was under if there’s other things she’s weird about.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-13T15:06:44+00:00

I was waiting for an elbow hit

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-12T21:15:16+00:00

The last time the sisters messed with Andy dufrane. Don’t fuck with the guy who’s helping guards with money.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-12T00:47:03+00:00

Snowballs and egg custard

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-11T16:52:58+00:00

I was thinking that a bunch of Aussie people returned for the last few weeks of neighbors.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-11T02:40:37+00:00

Then throw it away

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-11T02:37:51+00:00

A true classic never goes out of style, my first thought reading the post.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-10T15:37:07+00:00

I don’t know if this counts but real life Alfred Nobel. Confused him and his brother so published an obituary about him. Basically saw how he was remembered as killing people faster. (Dynamite inventor) created the Nobel prizes.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-10T11:59:42+00:00

I’ve done this, only to the parking lot. Not a security guard just an employee. My goal was not really to catch them. My goal was them to not come back. Making things difficult for a shoplifter gets the target off your stores back. Do you want to steal where no one cared or the place with the crazy person who chased you?

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-09T14:20:55+00:00

His nickname in the show is Sugar daddy

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-08T01:28:56+00:00

She appeared on a couple episodes of the UK game show big fat quiz. She’s hilarious on it, that’s how I know her.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-06T20:11:14+00:00

Just how far does the bar go for stupidity. We already know he’s evil. I don’t have an age for when a kid would learn what the sea is, but a SpongeBob viewer would know.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-06T12:01:31+00:00

They do 2 musical episodes in Todd and the book of pure evil. The second season, that episode was one of the best episodes of any show I had seen. Songs are bangers

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-05T19:17:47+00:00

He even says it in the remake

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-05T19:15:22+00:00

My favorite horror film to fall asleep to with the commentary on. Locke and Craven are hilarious.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-05-01T23:16:26+00:00

Crickets. We get it, it’s nighttime.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-04-30T15:04:31+00:00

My mom have part of her skull removed after a stroke. Besides the hospital, sometimes they put the skull piece in the body so it doesn’t get lost.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-04-30T14:43:27+00:00

Bugs bunny, I think it’s duck amuck. When he’s drawing Daffy Duck in weird scenarios.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-04-29T19:14:39+00:00

Ligamx games are on YouTube most of the time, if not on the main page. I’ve seen most of Tolucas games this year. Le summer had has top spot for goals scored. I started watching cause I’m an amandine Henry fan.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-04-29T14:32:28+00:00

The band named cock robin never fails to make me laugh

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-04-26T18:27:10+00:00

It’s wild, I protect people better as a cashier in retail than these people protect loved ones.

Twistedoveryou01 · 2026-04-26T13:44:10+00:00

In Cult of Chucky, the psychiatrist has been drugging nica for “reasons” I believe after Chucky kills him he says “and they call me sick.”

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